21. Tell a joke

Xue Pan said these words slightly, almost whispering, Qingwen couldn't hear clearly for a while, "Uncle, what are you talking about?" She stood up, "But tea?" So he stepped forward, poured a cup of tea for Xue Pan, and sent it to Xue Pan, Xue Pan grinned, and let Qingwen sit on the edge of the bed, "I'm not thirsty, you put the bowl down, let's talk about it." ”

Qingwen put the bowl on the side, and helped Xue Pan tuck the corners of the quilt, Xue Pan asked how old he was this year, "The same age as the uncle," Qingwen said, "The uncle is fifteen this year, right?" I'm fifteen too. ”

Yang Zhi is a few years older than Xue Pan, and He'er and the others are many years younger than Xue Pan, but there are not many people of the same age, Xue Pan smiled, "Then when is your birthday?" ”

"September 19," Qingwen said.

"Then I'm earlier than you, it's my birthday on the third day of the fifth month," Xue Pan smiled, "You should call me little brother......"

"What little brother," Qingwen said with a smile, "It's not more respectful to call the uncle than the little brother." ”

"What do you want to do with such respect," Xue Pan said with a smile, and quietly stretched out his hand to hold Qingwen's hand, Qingwen was startled, and later saw Xue Pan stretching out his hand, but he didn't struggle to resist, just quietly held by Xue Pan, "Uncle is uncle, naturally I have to respect." ”

"You don't have to be so polite, it's better to call me little brother, I like to listen to this," Xue Pan didn't know how many years he had been pure, and he touched Qingwen's hand, but it seemed that the seven orifices were steaming smoke, Qingwen's hands were a little icy, but they were very soft, Xue Pan took the opportunity to touch it more, and said with pretended pity, "Why are your hands so ice?" Hurry up to me and warm up. ”

Xue Pan took the opportunity to put Qingwen's hand in the quilt, Qingwen was not polite, her body was slightly crooked, she turned around and put her hand in Xue Pan's quilt, Xue Pan looked at Qingwen proudly, it seems that Lao Tzu also has the spirit of a king for girls, I didn't expect Qingwen to have such a hot temper, and she was immediately attracted by her handsome appearance and dusty temperament, and couldn't help but fall down on her brocade quilt, but he didn't expect him to look at Qingwen's face, Qingwen didn't have any restraint and shyness at all, Seeing Xue Pan so inexplicably triumphant, he winked at himself again, and said strangely: "Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Why do you keep blinking your eyes, is it uncomfortable for your eyes? There is still a cooling cream in the cabinet, I will touch the temples of the uncle, it will be good. ”

Xue Pan was a little depressed, why couldn't this Qingwen understand her autumn waves? Obviously, this figure is very well developed, Qingwen exhaled like an orchid, leaning on herself very closely, Rao is she so incomprehensible, but Xue Pan still has to be cheeky and said, "You will follow me to serve in the future." ”

"That's a strange thing," Qingwen said with a smile, "Aren't I serving my uncle now?" ”

"It's not this waiting," Xue Pan coughed, and when it came to this serious drama, he was a little embarrassed with a dry mouth, "It's just to serve closely." ”

"Naturally, I'm waiting for you," Qingwen blinked her eyes, "How else is the uncle waiting?" Do you want me to sleep with my uncle? ”

"Naturally," Xue Pan said excitedly, "what you said is very true. ”

"In the past, when Baoyu was obsessed, he also asked me to sleep with him, but this is also when the body is uncomfortable, and the underground people take care of him like this, and the uncle is in good health," Qingwen didn't understand Xue Pan's meaning at all, although she was mean, but she was not a smart and clever character, Xue Pan's hint was so obvious, if Yang Zhi was already full of Feixia and stomped Xue Pan's feet, Qingwen turned a blind eye, "Uncle, you are good to me, it is not worth serving the uncle, this is what I am willing." , if the uncle wants to exempt me from my errand, I don't dare to do it. After saying this, she withdrew her hand again, "Uncle, hurry up and rest, my hands are warm, while I am keeping vigil for my uncle, I will do a little more needlework." ”

Xue Pan wailed and lay down, "Did anyone say that Qingwen was an elm head?" ”

"I haven't said this, it's just that the mandarin ducks sometimes say that I'm dead-headed," Qingwen said suspiciously, "Uncle, what are you doing here?" ”

"It's nothing, it's nothing," Xue Pan said with a dry smile, "I just can't believe it," you are so stupid, Xue Pan muttered silently, "I really don't believe it, I think I, the little overlord of Jinling, is fifteen years old, and I am still, I am still a virgin." ”

To tell a joke, Xue Bawang is still a virgin, Qingwen is a little ignorant, "Uncle, what is this virgin?" ”

"It's nothing, it's nothing," Xue Pan continued to laugh dryly, "You'll understand later." ”

"Then the uncle hurry up and go to sleep," Qingwen said briskly, "I have to go out to school tomorrow, but don't sleep late, in case I wake up tomorrow?" It's not good to have eyeballs. ”

How did Xue Pan sleep, this charming eye is made to be understandable to people to understand, such as this flirting girl, that is always interesting when a girl reacts delicately, Qingwen is like a straight man of steel, Xue Pan is a little dog bites the turtle and has nowhere to put his mouth, although he was a little speechless by Qingwen, and he has already lay down, but he didn't sleep well all night, and when he got up on the second day, he really had some dark circles under his eyes, Yang Zhi and others came in with toiletries to prepare Xue Pan to wash, Yang Zhi couldn't help but chuckle in his heart when he saw Xue Pan's expression, and then tidied up the bedding for Xue Pan as if nothing happened, and looked at it carefully, there was no rest on the bed, and then looked carefully at Qingwen's expression, as calm as before, but Xue Pan looked a little complaining, yawning constantly, and then he was a little relieved.

When Xue Pan went out, the girls were busy tidying up the room, cleaning, washing clothes, doing needlework, etc., and Mama Wang walked in majestically, looked around at everyone, and took a fancy to Qingwen who was embroidering under the corridor. "Qingwen," Mama Wang's eyes glanced at Qingwen from head to toe, "You are waiting for you to be an uncle and sleep?" Did Uncle sleep well? ”

"I got up and drank tea once in the evening, and the rest was nothing," Qingwen said, "At night, I worked until the third watch before I went to sleep, and I didn't delay looking at the uncle." ”

Mama Wang was very disappointed, but she couldn't say anything, she turned around and walked out of here, muttering: "Uncle, what's going on?" Colored heart but not color gall? This meat is all on the side of your mouth, but you are still a decent gentleman like this? ”