Chapter 38 Talk about literature and art with Cheng Yanjin
"San Lang, let's go with a certain family." Cheng Yanjin stood up, and then walked outside, and Cheng Chubi hurriedly followed.
The two came to Cheng Yanjin's study, Cheng Yanjin sat on the newly built Taishi chair, looked at Cheng Chubi, and seemed to be full of doubts.
"Daddy, what do you have to tell you?" Cheng Chubi asked.
"San Lang, since you have already started a family, it is time to start a business." Cheng Yanjin looked at Cheng Chubi and said, "In a few days, Grandpa will transfer you to the army, do you want to enter the left or right mansion?" ”
"Dad, son, I was born with a weak physique, and I am not suitable for the army." Cheng Chubi hurriedly said, Cheng Chubi still knows the rules of this era, and when a child of a national family like Cheng Chubi becomes an adult, he wants to enter Jinwuwei and guard the palace, to put it bluntly, he is Li Er's personal guard for a period of time.
What is a guard? It's a bodyguard. Also an alternative hostage. Although this kind of bodyguard is good and can become a general in one step, it is also quite dangerous, once your father does something wrong, your head will be lost.
For Cheng Chubi, he would rather lie down at home every day than be Li Er's dangerous bodyguard.
"Have you been frail and sickly since childhood?" A pair of big eyes stared at Cheng Chubi, as if he wanted to beat this guy up.
"Not only is he frail and sickly, but he also has kidney deficiency and a phobia of weapons, and he has a headache when he sees an official. Daddy, you don't know......"
Cheng Yanjin stood up and kicked Cheng Chubi with one kick, but Cheng Chubi dodged and dodged over, joking, the master has been practicing hard for several days, how can he be kicked by you.
"Dad, say whatever you want." Cheng Chubi said.
"Do you really know 'Dugu Nine Swords'? Is there really such a magical technique as 'Dugu Nine Swords' and 'Sunflower Treasure Book' in this world? Cheng Yanjin looked at his son with a smile and asked.
"Maybe, probably, maybe." Cheng Chubi said.
"If there is, then write it, if such a magical kung fu can be applied to the army, who else in the world is our opponent of Datang?" Cheng Yanjin's face showed a look of great joy. Looking at his father's excited appearance, Cheng Chubi really couldn't bear to hit him.
Daddy, don't you be so middle-class? If there really were such magical exercises in the world, if I really knew such magical exercises, I would have killed Li Er and become the emperor himself.
"This ...... Dad, there are indeed exercises in the world, such as your lance kung fu, but this Dugu Nine Swords and the like are exaggerated kung fu, which can be said to exist, but it may not exist. Cheng Chubi spread his hands and said, "Dad, did Your Majesty ask you to ask?" ”
"It's Your Majesty...... It was asked by a certain family. Cheng Yanjin said.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes, there are no three hundred taels of silver here.
"Does that exist or doesn't exist? Will you or won't? ”
"No, it won't."
"Won't? But now the whole Datang thinks you will. Cheng Biting Jin's brows furrowed slightly.
"They think I will, will I?" Cheng Chubi sighed and said, "Dad, let's do it, I'll tell you a story, right?" ”
"Hurry up."
"Along the ancient phase, there are complexes in the peel: Yu, Xia, Zhou, Qin, Han, Three Kingdoms, and the Two Jins. Jin crossed the river from five horses, and the world was divided into two: this is called the Northern and Southern Dynasties. Liu Yu of the Southern Dynasty, usurped the Jin Dynasty and called the Song Dynasty; Xiao Daocheng usurped the Song Dynasty and called Qi; Su Yan usurped Qi and called Liang; Chen Ba first usurped Liang and called Chen. Although each has its own country name, Shao is orthodox and called the Son of Heaven; In fact, the world is weak, and it is on the left side of the river. When the Northern Dynasty was in the Jin Dynasty, the Central Plains area was dominated by the Han lord Liu Yuan, the Zhao lord Shile, the Qin lord Fu Jian, the Yan lord Murong Yan, and the Wei lord Tuoji Jue Zhuhu people...... "Cheng Chubi gushed endlessly about the "Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties".
Before you know it, it's dark.
"No, no, no, a certain family has practiced a horse lance since childhood, not an axe, and a certain family can't do the three axes." When he heard Cheng Chubi say that he was using an axe, Cheng Yanjin really couldn't bear it.
"Grandpa, that's not the point, that's not the point!" Cheng Chubi shook his head and said, "Can you continue to listen to me?" Words ......"
Cheng Chubi continued.
"No, no, when did so-and-so become the Demon King of the Mixed World? Is a certain family really the reincarnation of the Demon King of the Mixed World? When he heard that he was the Demon King of the Mixed World, he couldn't help but speak again.
"San Lang, this demon king of the mixed world can't talk nonsense, it's not good to spread it, it's not good to pass it out, but there is really such a magical axe in this world? Can I really sleep and learn? Cheng Yanjin asked.
"Grandpa, can you listen to me tell the story?" Cheng Chubi said helplessly, this "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" can't be finished without saying the last three days and three nights, even if Cheng Chubi has deleted a lot of content, but it is still a very long story.
"Okay, okay, you say, you say." Cheng Yanjin said with a smile.
Cheng Chubi continued, but when he said Hua Dajiao, he was interrupted by Cheng Yanjin again, and when he said Jade Cui, he was interrupted again.
Cheng Yanjin said to Cheng Chubi with a mysterious face: "San Lang, don't tell your mother about the big feet and jadeite cui, you also know your mother's heart, if he knows, it will be terrible?" ”
"Grandpa, is there really a jade emerald and a flower foot?" Cheng Chubi asked with a wicked smile.
"Shaft! It's just nonsense! ”
"And what do you think of my story?"
"A lot of them are fake, but a small part of them are true." Cheng Biting Jin stroked his beard and said, "Your Dugu Nine Swords are also nine points false and one point true, right?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin is not stupid, the most shrewd person in the entire Datang is this seemingly stupid Cheng Biting Jin, who thinks Cheng Biting Jin is stupid, he will definitely be pitted and there are no pants left.
"But how can I reply to Your Majesty?" Cheng Biting Jin's brows furrowed slightly.
"Grandpa, if Your Majesty really wants it, I can draw it, and as for whether I can practice it, it's none of my business." Cheng Chubi said with a smile, seeing that his father was in trouble, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a sense of joy welling up in his heart. Of course, Cheng Chubi also knows that Li Er and Cheng Biting Jin have a good relationship, as long as Cheng Biting Jin does not rebel, he will definitely be able to be prosperous and rich for a lifetime, and there are not many emperors who can treat ministers well since ancient times, Li Er is one.
"If a certain family takes your painting and dedicates it to His Majesty, it will be a crime of deception!"
"Why don't I add some more cultivation methods of the art of immortality?"
"Is there really one in this world?"
"No, but I can write it." Cheng Chubi said with a smile.
Seeing the bitterness on his father's face, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but smile and said, "Dad, how can there be immortality in this world?" From ancient times to the present, who has ever seen someone live forever? The so-called immortality is just a thing to fool people, just like those mysterious martial arts cheats, but they are processed by literature and art, and a slap can interrupt a mountain, that is not a person, it is hysteria......"
Cheng Chubi didn't want his father to be like Li Er, eating Jin Dan and eating to death, it is said that Yu Chigong had begun to secretly cultivate and seek immortality.