"Zheng Gongzi is really personable today."

"No matter what the outcome is, the slave family will wait for it."

"As long as Zheng Gongzi says a word, the slave family is willing to accompany Gongzi on the road to relieve Gongzi's loneliness on the road."

Those Qinglou women were too enthusiastic, and Zheng Peng had a feeling of passing by the flowers and being hooked by the thorns of the flowers.

Very good at rubbing hot spots, one by one dressed up in fancy fashion appeared here, each of them is their own living signboard, which can increase popularity, and after Lin Xun'er was ransomed by a mysterious rich businessman, the suspense of the first Oiran in Pingkangfang reappeared, and these women all wanted Zheng Peng to make another song and push themselves up.

As a result, Zheng Peng was once again warmly welcomed by the Oiran of Pingkangfang, and I don't know how many Chang'an talents were envious and jealous.

With the help of Ah Jun and Huang San, Zheng Peng finally squeezed through the "Beauty Wall" and came to the Vermilion Bird Gate.

When I arrived at the Suzaku Gate, I saw Lan Duo, the lord of Tuqi Shi, riding on a horse, with her head tilted, her eyes slanted, and her slender and tender white neck, like a proud peacock.

"Where's the car, what about the bike?" Li Longji, who was in the city wall, asked with wide eyes.

Zheng Peng and his entourage were all on foot, only Zheng Peng was carrying a big bag, Li Longji looked for a long time from the heights, but he didn't see any cars, so he couldn't help but ask in surprise.

What is this for, just competing with others? Walking to Luoyang?

What are you doing with a bag on your back, carrying some dry food and water, and eating and drinking on the road?

It is rumored that Zheng Peng deliberately spent a lot of money in order to curry favor with the county lord of Lando.

Anyway, is this the attitude of the competition? Although the bet is conceited, it is the face of Datang that can be lost.

When Gao Lishi heard this, cold sweat broke out on his back again, Zheng Peng said so confidently at that time that he also had the idea of getting naked, and told Li Longji that there was no problem, and said that he would greet the Ministry of Industry and ask them to fully cooperate, but he didn't expect this to be the case.

If this is a farce, then he has become an accomplice.

Gao Lishi wanted to cry: Zheng Peng, Zheng Peng, you have made the miscellaneous family miserable.

Complaining is complaining, Gao Lishi didn't dare to leave the emperor dry, while wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, he said a little nervously: "The old slave thinks that Zheng Lezheng is a safe person, maybe... He has a different meaning. ”

"Hmph" Li Longji snorted coldly: "It's best not to disappoint me." ”

Colliers' face suddenly became bitter melon-shaped.

At this time, Zheng Peng finally arrived at the starting point of the competition, and said with a smile: "Lord Lando, it's early." ”

"Deputy Envoy Zheng, you finally came, and I thought you didn't dare to come." Landuo said with a sneer.

Zheng Peng said loudly: "We Tang boys, all of them are good men, and a spit is a nail, how can we not say it." ”

"Well, that's a good thing to say."

"That's a good point, Zheng Lezheng."

As soon as Zheng Peng's words fell, there was a burst of applause all around, and those Datang people felt glorious on their faces one by one, and couldn't help but cheer loudly.

Lan Duo turned over and dismounted, looked Zheng Peng up and down, and couldn't help but say, "Deputy Envoy Zheng, are you going to compete with Baili Chasing the Wind like this?" ”

Zheng Peng carried a large bag and two subordinates, but there was nothing behind him.

originally thought that Zheng Peng was cautious and named a good horse "a pile of wood", deliberately making himself underestimate, but there was no horse.

Zheng Peng laughed, without saying a word, poured the things in the pocket he brought on the ground, and then pointed to the pile of things on the ground and said, "This is the wood prepared by a certain person, this is what we negotiated that day, I didn't lie to Lord Lando." ”

What fell to the ground, strange, Landuo only recognized two round wheels, a strange iron chain, and none of the others.

Lan Duo saw Zheng Peng's calm face, and said in his heart that he was playing tricks, and then with the idea of dismantling his platform, he pointed to the iron chain and said, "Deputy Envoy Zheng, this is not wood, right?" ”

"It's iron" Zheng Peng said very calmly: "The people of the county lord don't know how to ride a horse, just riding, don't want a horse's head, saddle and pedals, what's so strange." ”

Lan Duo was speechless for a while, and he didn't refute for a while, and said with some curiosity: "Deputy Envoy Zheng, you will use this pile of wood to compete?" ”

"That's right, just this pile of wood, the husband is true to his word." Zheng Peng said calmly.

Really with this strange pile of wood?

Not only Landuo was surprised, but even the onlookers were also dumbfounded.

Originally, I was counting on this shrewd Zheng genius to give everyone a miracle, but when Zheng Peng poured out the contents of the bag, they immediately became depressed.

It's a miracle to win.

I wanted to see a good show, but I didn't expect to watch a farce, many people looked at Zheng Peng with a strange gaze, that is, the group of Qinglou women who shouted "Zheng Gongzi" at the beginning also became silent one by one.

Such Zheng Peng is not worthy of their cheers.

Lan Duo didn't bother to talk to a shameless person like Zheng Peng, for her, the three hundred taels of gold were much more interesting than Zheng Peng, making a lot of money, and she could also establish prestige in the clan.

"Deputy Envoy Zheng, can we start now?" Lando said calmly.

likes to play tricks, let him go, anyway, in front of real strength, these are all jokes before and after tea.

"It's ready to start." Zheng Peng's face was still indifferent.

The referee was Wang Changming, the secretary of Honglu Temple, and when he heard the two of them say that he started, he couldn't help but ask: "Zheng Lezheng, are you sure you can start?" ”

It's okay to tease the lord of Tuqi Shi in the front, so it doesn't hurt to make a mystery, but it's about to be a competition, so you have to show your real skills.

Zheng Peng looked back at the wooden parts on the ground, nodded and said, "It's ready, you can start at any time." ”

Wang Changming nodded, then turned around and announced loudly: "Everyone, today is Zheng Lezheng and the Lord of Lando to have a competition, starting from the Vermilion Bird Gate, going back and forth to Luoyang, the Lord of Lando sent his representative Zavel, riding a hundred miles to chase the wind to participate in the competition, you can rest, eat, and feed the horses halfway, but you can't change people and horses throughout the process." ”

"Zheng Lezheng personally participated in the competition, using a pile of wood, yes, that is, the pile of wood under his feet ran the whole distance, and he could not take other means of transportation throughout the whole process, in order to show justice, the whole process was supervised by a monitoring team composed of Honglu Temple and Tuqishi, and if there was a violation of the regulations, he would be disqualified immediately, and the one who returned to the Suzaku Gate first won."

After reading out the rules, Wang Changming turned his head to Zheng Peng and Zavel and said, "You two, do you understand the rules?" ”

"Understood."

"Understood." Zheng Peng and Zavel said very simply.

Wang Changming regretted being a referee a little, it was like a farce, forget it, it would be over early, and he didn't want to be embarrassed here.

First, Zheng Peng and Zavel stood in the same straight line, and first asked loudly: "Warrior Zavel, are you ready?" ”

Zavel pulled the reins and laughed three times before he said loudly: "It's been ready for a long time." ”

This time, Zavel regarded it as a free tour, with a smile in his eyes, and no pressure in his heart.

Wang Changming turned his head to look at Zheng Peng, and said with some complexity: "Zheng Lezheng, are you ready?" ”

What a good seedling, the young Ji Ji has such a big reputation, the most rare thing is that Zheng Peng's attainments in music and rhythm are also very high, and he was favored by His Majesty, so he was specially given a chance, just waiting for him to be promoted, but he didn't expect Zheng Peng to play with fire.

Young people are young people, they don't know when to enter and when to retreat, this is a matter related to the national system and the face of His Majesty.

Can you joke?

"Equipped." Zheng Peng said calmly.

Wang Changming couldn't care so much, and shouted loudly: "Two of you, please prepare.... Let's go. ”

As soon as the words fell, Zavel grabbed the horse's belly, shook the reins, and immediately stepped into four hooves, like an arrow off the string, flying forward, leaving Zheng Peng behind.

"Zheng Lezheng, let's start, run." Wang Changming turned his head to look, almost fainted, and urged Zheng Peng loudly.

Zavel's horse had run ten feet away, but Zheng Peng was still in place as if he hadn't heard it.

Wang Changming was so anxious that he was sweating, just now I heard that Emperor Li Longji was watching on the wall of the building, and he started, why was he in a daze?

The eunuch was in a hurry, the emperor was not in a hurry, Wang Changming was so anxious that he was about to get angry, Zheng Peng responded with an "oh", and reached out to his waist.

"Deputy Envoy Zheng, what are you going to do?" Lan Duo, who had been staring at Zheng Peng, stood in front of Zheng Peng suddenly and shouted loudly.

It's not a weapon hidden in your waist, you want to attack the wind for a hundred miles, right?

Zheng Peng took out a piece of Hu cake wrapped in oiled paper, handed it over and said, "I suddenly remembered that I didn't have enough for breakfast, and I want to eat a cake, what's the matter, Lord Lando also wants to eat it?" ”

It's really a hu cake, fried golden and crispy, and it is still shiny, fragrant, and I want to drool when I smell it.

Lan Duo's eyes were about to fall, and he reacted, and said with some disdain: "Deputy Envoy Zheng, after eating this Hu cake, are you ready to admit defeat?" ”

The mouth is so mysterious, it's really so cowardly that when he sees the real chapter, this Zheng Peng is talented and looks like a personable gentleman, but he didn't expect it to be a thorough big straw bag.

"He, what is he going to do, what is he going to do? That's what he told me about the odds of winning? Li Longji on the wall of the building was furious, and he wanted to smash the teacup in his hand into Zheng Peng's face.

Said to be good pedaling, not seen; At the beginning of the game, the opponents are all gone, and they still have to eat Hu cakes, were they pigs in their last life?

What made Li Longji most unhappy was that Zheng Peng also played himself.

is so bold, at this moment Li Longji is thinking in his heart, whether to exile Zheng Peng or behead him.

"Old... The old slave doesn't know" Gao Lishi gritted his teeth and said: "Zheng Lezheng dares to bully the king, and the old slave will arrest him and punish him." ”

While speaking, Zheng Peng's voice came from downstairs with a high octave: "Admit defeat? It's impossible, it's said that the person who came is a guest, and I don't want the lord of Landor to lose too ugly, so let you first, which is considered to be the best landlord. ”

Hey, aren't you ready to throw in the towel?

Li Longji stopped Gao Lishi, who was about to go out, and said, "Lux, don't worry, take a look for a while." ”

"Yes

The people below saw Zheng Peng after the competition, still eating bread and running in place, thinking that he was going to give up, some turned around and left, and some cursed loudly, but when they heard Zheng Peng say this, they closed their mouths and were ready to stop, staring at Zheng Peng one by one to see what he was going to do.

Is there a miracle?