Let's talk about how ugly the bull head and horse noodles are!

The Black Mother and the Old Master were busy talking, and they didn't notice it from beginning to end, and there were two big monsters standing beside them, staring at them all the time. There was nothing wrong with their eyes, and the reason for this childish mistake was simple: since the place they stayed in was small enough for people to stand on top of each other, the line of sight was naturally not very large. It's not that they didn't see the two ghosts, they just turned a blind eye. The so-called sky is the forehead of the bull's head that is so wide that it is impossible to find the edge, and the so-called black earth is the greasy mane of the horse's face.

In particular, it is the head of the ghost, and the two of them each wear a black steel helmet with a bright red tassel hanging from the top of the helmet. The red tassel dances without wind and is very energetic, it looks good alone, it shows a majestic and majestic momentum, the problem is that if it is put on the heads of those two monsters, it will be infected by their ugliness, and it will be a mess of ugliness.

Looking down along the helmet, at this time, the black mother had to exert her farsightedness ability to see what was going on with the two faces in front of her. He vividly described to the old master: "The length of the face is up to the sky, the width is infinite, and there are a few pieces of blood on the front teeth, and I haven't brushed my teeth for a few days." The front teeth are two or three times the size of my two heads combined. The face is ugly and the expression is fierce, but it is very recognizable, as long as you can see the whole, you can immediately recognize them as a cow and a horse. So, Master Teacher, just by guessing, you guessed that it was a bull head and a horse face appeared, which can be described as quite clever!

At this time, it was useless for the black mother to praise the old master as a flower, and the old man's body trembled, and quietly said to the black mother: "I said that if Mengqi is still alive, it is difficult to guarantee that he can be brave for the two of us." Didn't he see the Bull Demon in Wisdom City? Couldn't it be the Bull Demon ......"

The old master wanted to express the meaning of saying that the bull demon was the ancestor of the bull head ghost, but the black mother scared him and scared him into a more creative statement, and also trembled and added: "Compared with the bull head, the bull demon is actually a super handsome guy......

"I'm poof~" The old master almost fell, and the black mother hurriedly helped him steady. The black mother didn't want the old man to lie on top of her.

Besides, even if they can grow the level of ordinary cattle and horses, others can reluctantly accept it, but unfortunately, they are still some distance from that level, this distance is not only reflected in the face, but also in the shape of the body, that is, their heads are so big that they stand up to the sky, but their bodies are small into eggs, and their limbs are almost degenerate, and they have to take a magnifying glass to see that they have not only grown heads. The black mother and the old master speculated that the reason why they could survive, gasp and walk was that they could keep rolling.

Such an alien shape shows that the ghost is not fake. After figuring out why they appeared here with this look, the Black Mother was in a happy mood. Aren't they waiting for someone to pick them up, probably waiting for two ugly people. Niu Tou Ma Mian was a dead man when he and the old master were dead people, and they just happened to plan and see Zhong Kui.

Of course, there is still a difficulty ahead, that is, Nai He Bridge and Meng Po. If the bull head and horse face are unreasonable and pull them across the bridge, it will be a big trouble. If Zhong Kui didn't see it in the end, but pushed it into the six realms, where would he go to Qu? Could it be that after casting a pig fetus, he came back to Zhong Kui to fight a lawsuit?

If Zhong Kui dares to persecute the grand universe, it will be clear that it is illegal and undisciplined, and sooner or later someone will come to clean him up, such as Luban No. 7 and Mengqi! Of course, there must be a premise, that is, Mengqi is still alive, and Luban No. 7 didn't give Brother Meng a lot of money after he got tired of playing......

The bull-headed horse face was extremely ugly, and the voice was also inexplicably grotesque, and the black mother guessed that it was probably because the mouth was too big and the voice was too thick that they had to keep their voices as low as possible. But even if it has been pressed into the throat, it is difficult to describe it with the word "small", the kind of shocking force that shatters the eardrum, and even the ghost is afraid that he can't stand it. If they utter a whole sentence, they will blow up this amorphous void like a balloon......

They don't speak, they only say words, and only spit out one word every time they open their mouths, such as "come", "go" and so on. If they had to express the full meaning, they used their mana to enlarge the palms that had degenerated to the point of being almost invisible, and then raised them again, no, they drooped down for the demons to see. This method is called the treasure in the palm of their hands.

The bull head and horse face had been standing by to observe the black mother and the old master, and their gloating expressions made them even uglier. But they don't seem to realize their ugliness, they just treat the object of observation as a clown, let them be shocked or angry or happy, if they can fight, it will be more interesting, but unfortunately in the end the two of them reconciled, and complimented each other, but it was really boring!

They had to show up, or they would be delayed, and they had to act. There is more than one word to preach the rules of the netherworld, and the treasure in the palm of your hand must be used. After that, they can say it in one word.

"Move!"

A "move", the meaning is very clear, that is, let the black mother and the old master leave quickly. If you follow the ghost honestly, you can immediately leave this place where there is no yin and no yang, no black and no white, no truth and no falsehood, and no ...... In short, it's a chaotic and chaotic infinite land.

I don't know if Zhong Kui didn't explain clearly, or if Niu Tou Ma Mian's understanding ability was too poor, and he would be wrong about the boss's meaning, in short, they just treated the two of them in the way of treating ghosts, since they were dead ghosts, they were definitely reluctant to leave the yang world, so compulsory measures must be taken to prevent them from escaping back to the other side of the black door!

The bull head and the horse face each took out a ghost rope, and wanted to put it on the black mother and the old master, which was an action to tie the livestock with the people of the Yang Realm.

The old master was pedantic and couldn't understand why he had suffered such a great humiliation, but the black mother knew very well the reason - the ghost sent a favor to the dead. The real dead will take a lot of wealth from relatives and friends at home to honor the ghosts, and the two of them are alive and well, who will burn paper money for them? If you don't have money to be filial, you have to suffer, this truth is universal in the yang and yin worlds!

In order to prevent it from really being put on, the black mother made a little trick and nodded: "You want to tie it up?" No problem, no problem at all! Anyway, it's two dead ghosts, what do you care about face when you're dead? The most pitiful thing in the yang world is the cow and horse, after the cow and horse enter the netherworld, they turn over and become the master, and enjoy a little right. ”

"Hey, I said you kid should pay attention to that mouth, seeing that success is close at hand, don't make trouble again!" The old master broke out in a cold sweat at the arrogance of the black mother, and he had a premonition that the two hard-working animals would not let go of the black mother easily.

Sure enough, the demons still didn't shout, only made a pure "hmm" sound as a warning, and spat out a sharp sword from their mouths, which stabbed between the black mother's eyebrows with a flash......

"Wow, don't kill me, or the universe will collapse back to the singularity!" Seeing that her head was about to be split in half, the black mother was so frightened that her face was colorless, and she quickly pleaded. There is no escape from this place, and the ugly cows and ugly horses can dismantle whoever they want, and the new ghosts can only be at their mercy.

Thank God! The bull didn't really intend to slash him with his sword, but the sword flew a millimeter away from his face and stopped, thanks to him not rushing forward!

"Shut up!"

The minotaur whispered out the word, which shook the legs of the black mother and the old master. If you give him eyes as big as a pond and stare at him viciously, the living can be scared to death.

The black mother is going to die now, that is, she drowned herself in a cold sweat. The old master is going to die, that is, the bitter gall is broken and choked to death by bitter water. The old master was so angry that he cursed in a low voice: "Black Mother, you idiot, do you claim that the universe is amazing? No matter who you are, it is impossible for you to have a better life, so just bear with it! ”

The black mother shrunk her neck and smirked: "Ha...... Haha......"

Can this kid still laugh? The old master heard the strangeness in his laughter, and thought about it, no, didn't he almost put on the ghost rope just now, why is it okay now? Oh, got it! The black mother is using the sound to attack the west, the bull head and the horse face have a small brain, and the memory is not very good, so forget about the things that tied them!

"Okay!"

This time it was the horse's face that made a sound, and the voice seemed to be a little better than the bull's head, is it because the horse's level in the yang world is slightly higher than that of the cow, so there is still a chance to be a war horse or something?

The black mother tilted her head and thought stupidly, hesitating while thinking, should she continue to pretend to be dead, or let the ghost know that he and the old master are still alive and well when the time is right?