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Early the next morning, a scream suddenly sounded in Chunhualou, the scream was so loud that it almost made the patrolling catchers think that there was a murder case, if it weren't for the turtle slave Awang who stepped forward to accompany him and stuffed red envelopes, he wanted to rush up to see what happened.

When Zheng Cheng was sleeping, he always felt a little difficult to breathe, as if he was pressed by something, and after opening his eyes with a little effort, he felt a piece of white flowers in front of him, and he was stunned for a moment, and he saw it clearly, and he was almost not frightened: he was held in the arms of a fat woman like a kitten, and the woman, fat as a mountain of meat, looked at her like a fat sow lying on the ground after giving birth to a piglet.

The most terrifying thing is that there is no gouache on the face, the charcoal on the eyebrows, the gouache on the face and the rouge on the lips are all mixed together, the chubby face is white, black, and red, God, this is not surprise, but horror, at this moment, Zheng Cheng has a little feeling of being struck by lightning.

What's going on?

Why are you here?

Isn't this Xiao Qiao of Chunhualou, who is as fat as a pig and sleeps with a woman who sleeps together?

By the way, Zheng Peng said that he entrusted Xiao Xianglian to himself, and he remembered that on the way there, he seemed to be suddenly overshadowed by Zheng Peng and was knocked out by a brick, here... Where?

Just when Zheng Cheng was desperately trying to recall what happened, maybe it was Zheng Cheng's actions that woke up Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao Ran opened his eyes, looked at Zheng Cheng who was a little dazed, his little eyes showed a look of satisfaction, and he kissed Zheng Cheng quickly with some shyness, and then cracked his mouth and smiled, revealing his yellow teeth, and said delicately: "Fourth son, you are awake." ”

Ugly, really ugly, and a fishy breath, Zheng Peng frowned, and almost didn't spit it out.

"Little Joe? Why are you here?" Zheng Cheng was so frightened that he jumped off the bed and asked with a frightened expression.

"Fourth son, you are so bad" Xiao Qiao covered his face with his hands and said with a coquettish face: "Last night, you still hugged the slave family and said that it was your heart, liver, and meat, and you asked for it seven times in one night, so soon you forgot about the slave family?"

What the? Seven times a night?

A woman like this pig?

Zheng Cheng froze suddenly, wait, why is it so cold, looked down, and saw that he was naked, wearing nothing, there were a lot of lip marks on his body, and there were many nail scratches, his lower body was lying on his stomach as if he was wilting, and there was a faint feeling of pain, his body seemed to be drained, and his legs and feet were a little weak.

In other words, what Xiao Qiao said is true nine times out of ten!

I touched the back of my head with my hand, and I faintly touched a big bag.

In an instant, Zheng Cheng's face was blue and purple, his fists were clenched tightly, his teeth were clenched, and his eyes were sharp enough to kill.

I figured it out, Zheng Peng's guy, lied to himself that he entrusted Xiao Xianglian to himself, and after gaining his trust, he attacked himself with a brick in a remote place, by the way, when he was half-unconscious, he seemed to remember that Zheng Peng poured himself wine, it must be this damn guy who went to Guixiang County to pit himself, not only stunned himself, but also ordered himself the most ugly and disgusting girl in Chunhualou.

Inadvertently saw the overturned wine bottle on the table, Zheng Cheng couldn't help but twitch his face, and the whole person shuddered, it was a bottle dedicated to Hehuan wine.

At this moment, Zheng Cheng's heart collapsed and he was about to cry, Zheng Peng's bastard, he ordered himself the ugliest woman, and he also drank the acacia wine that urged "love", so that he was ruined seven times by a pig-like woman in one night.

Seven times.

spread out, he definitely became the laughing stock of Yuancheng County, this kind of "special habit" I am afraid that no woman from a good family dares to marry herself, the problem is that not only can she not go home to complain, but she also has to do everything possible to hide it, and she can't let the old man in the family know.

Zheng Peng went to visit the Qinglou and was expelled from the house, if it weren't for the uncle kneeling down to plead, with the strength of the old man, maybe he would be expelled from the family tree, and he only taught one a lesson yesterday, and at this time he dared to commit a crime against the wind, is it strange that the old man didn't beat himself to death?

Loss, this trick is really bad, even if you beat yourself up, it's better than now.

Zheng Peng is nowhere to be found now, even if he is looking for someone to confront him, he can't find it, he ate this dumb loss hard, Zheng Cheng was so depressed that he almost didn't vomit blood, if Zheng Peng was here, he would like to kill him a hundred times with a knife, no, a thousand times and ten thousand times.

Finally stabilized his mood, warned Xiao Qiao to keep it secret and not to say it, and couldn't help but tremble angrily several times when he was dressing: the purse was gone, not only the gold he had searched was gone, but even all the valuable things on his body were looted, even his favorite personal jade pendant was not there.

I don't leave a penny for myself.

Forget it, this account will be settled together at that time, for the sake of the Zheng family's huge family business, endure!

Zheng Cheng went downstairs with a gloomy face, and when he was about to take credit, the shopkeeper said with a smile: "Fourth son, how was last night?" ”

"Click", Zheng Cheng seemed to hear the sound of heartbreak, this dead fat man didn't open which pot to mention, but he couldn't refute it, just responded vaguely, and then pretended to say casually: "Shopkeeper, check out." ”

Some things are getting darker and darker, and it is better to downplay them as much as possible.

"Hehe, the fourth prince is a VIP, adding up to a total of 12."

Zheng Cheng paused for a moment and said in surprise: "What? 12 through? Does Little Joe have this worth? Shopkeeper, you didn't drink high in the morning, did you? ”

It's the former Oiran Xiao Xianglian, and the overnight fee for one night is only five yuan, and with Xiao Qiao's pig-like figure, dare to charge himself 12 yuan?

Do you really think you're a fool?

The shopkeeper Huang immediately said: "The fourth prince laughed, the wine and room money plus the overnight fee are only two yuan in total, and he will never dare to charge an extra penny, and the remaining ten yuan is to make Brother Ling temporarily borrow ten dollars, he said that this account is recorded on the fourth prince, is it possible, there is a misunderstanding?" ”

is not only a misunderstanding, but also a sea of blood hatred, Zheng Peng is not afraid of putting himself together, and borrowing ten yuan to be responsible for himself, but he didn't dare to make a big deal about it, so he swallowed back a mouthful of old blood that gushed into his throat, and said with a smile: "Oh, I don't misunderstand, I admit this account, it's not convenient for me now, I'll send someone to send it back." ”

After saying this, Zheng Cheng was so angry that his body shook, and he almost fainted.

When the fat shopkeeper saw it, he hurriedly held him up, winked at Zheng Cheng, and said ambiguously: "Young people are good, last night Xiao Qiao's little prodigal hoof was called all night, the fourth son is not only unique, but also so brave, tsk, the small one is really out of reach." ”

Zheng Cheng almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, angry and angry, his eyes rolled, more white and less black, he fainted with anger, and at the moment of fainting, only he could hear the words from his teeth: "Zheng Peng, I'm not done with you....."

"Ah Chao" is when Zheng Cheng cursed, Zheng Peng couldn't help but sneeze, rubbing his nose and saying to himself: "Strange, is it because the quilt at the post house last night was not ambiguous enough, so it won't catch a cold." ”

At this time, Zheng Cheng's unlucky bastard was almost time to wake up, and when he thought of Zheng Cheng seeing Xiao Qiao's wonderful expression, Zheng Peng felt an inexplicable pleasure.

Brother Cheng, not everyone has the courage to have this kind of experience, it is difficult for Zheng Cheng not to be popular, hehe, no need to thank you, that ten yuan should be regarded as the promotion fee for becoming famous.

Outsiders thought that Zheng Peng was expelled, sad and sad on the road, and he was not entangled, but Zheng Peng regarded it as a tourist, hired a carriage to hurry away without hurry, and found a comfortable room at the post house last night for a night, and got up lazily the next day when the sun dried his buttocks.

If you want to live alone in the future, I don't know how big the house is for yourself, it is best to rent it in a prime location, in front of the shop for rent, and then make a few small single rooms to collect rent, just to collect rent on food and clothing is good, with money and then do some business, the second is the advantage of being a person, it is not difficult to make money, hehe, when the time comes, come to a waist around tens of millions of cranes to ride down to Yangzhou, taste the world's food, read the world's beauties, and it is not in vain to go one more trip in the world.