Chapter 349: The drunkard's intention is not to drink
Hong Shangwu and Ah Bao thought of a basket, and in the end, the only thing that could be settled was to start in the city. The only difference from the previous one is that it has changed from brute force kidnapping to outwitting, according to Po, it is for the mecha monster to willingly follow the people of the soul capital into the gate of Chunyun Building!
Po is confident in his plan. Everyone thought it was funny at first, thinking that this kid was too self-righteous, but after listening to his analysis, they all changed their opinions, and they had to call him Chang'an Xiao Zhuge , not only with a bright brain, but also with better insight.
Why is Po so confident? Because what he has been doing for the past few days is the opposite of the head of the house, not thinking about how to catch people, but observing the behavior of the mecha monster and the reaction of the citizens on the street to him.
Because of the big black cauldron on his back, the mecha man became a laughing stock of 10,000 people, the children made up nursery rhymes to laugh at him, and the adults also pointed and poked behind his back, treating him as a walking garbage.
Mecha people are also human beings, they have feelings, they know how to be honest, so they are spurned by the world, they must be extremely empty spiritually and need someone to comfort them. As long as he sees someone who does not reject him, or even is willing to accept him, the weak heart will naturally lean towards it, and it is impossible for him not to take the bait in this case!
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On the streets of Dongshi, Dunshan was scolded by a woman who sold fat powder, and accidentally broke a basket of eggs for the old man, and could not find the silver money to compensate.
The children always sang and laughed around him, and he was so happy that the thin lips of the eldest sister who sold fat powder were like two knives, fanning up and down without fatigue, cutting his brain in pain.
Dunshan can't bear it anymore, it must break out, only by releasing the demons can he become a strong man in the world again, and can he use his fearless strength to defeat these Diao people!
As for not harming innocent civilians, everything should be based on justice, what do these dogmatic things have to do with him? Should he just put up with the vicious contempt of these people and such unkind verbal attacks?
"Go away!"
Dunshan raised an arm, if it fell, it would be a land catastrophe, and half of the houses and people in the East City would be affected, and there would definitely be countless casualties!
"What? What are you ignorant people doing? Why bully a stranger for no apparent reason? Parents who are exposed to the skin of the body, no matter how ugly they are, should not be ridiculed, isn't it the same with mecha people? In the next opinion, he himself is not willing to grow a Luo pot on his back, right? ”
The clear voice, though not loud, is very penetrating, coming from behind the tightly packed crowd, and can be heard by everyone in the noisy city.
The children's singing stopped abruptly, and they all showed fear and hid behind the adults. Some of them, apparently aware of who was coming, also put away their sneers and hurriedly hid to the side, so people spontaneously made way for the person who made a noise to fight for grievances, so that he could walk to the middle.
The group of black-clothed people who stood outside the crowd and waited for a long time were led by Ah Bao.
After he offered a good strategy to Hong Shangwu, he began to act, and every day he took a few martial arts thugs who were not so vicious to follow Dunshan, as long as he was still in Chang'an City, he would follow wherever he went.
Dunshan only cares about this prosperous landscape, how can he have time to notice that there are people behind him? It wasn't until he heard the clear voice that stopped the crowd that he saw the man in black walking towards him.
The woman who sold fat powder looked at Ah Bao with her mouth wide open, and after recognizing who he was, her face changed in fright, and she wanted to quickly pick up the burden and slip away, but she had no way to escape, so she had to hang her head.
The old man who lost a basket of eggs sat in the sparse egg wash and cried, and kept muttering, "It's gone, it's all gone, how can this be good......
Ah Bao changed his face as a bully in the past, and became a saint. He squatted down and smiled kindly at the old man and asked, "Uncle, how much is the total price of your whole basket of eggs?" ”
"Huh? How much money? The old man was old and dizzy, and he was crying with tears, and he couldn't see who was standing in front of him for a while. And the psychology of the small people in the market taking advantage of it, and wanting to borrow this matter to make more money, is actually better than working hard to sell eggs for a day, maybe the ones that can't be sold will have to be left.
So no matter who he asked himself, he replied with a small eye: "Oh, this morning the magpie crows on the roof of the chicken shed, and the two hens have laid red auspicious eggs." Ordinary eggs, a penny, this natural red-skinned egg is expensive, one...... One can be sold for ten cents! ”
"Heh~ Ignorant fools are ignorant fools, and they don't know how to grasp the opportunity to get rich!"
Ah Bao knew that the old man was blackmailing, but he was bent over by this short-sighted blackmail laugh. When I first saw the old man squeezing his eyes, I thought that the old thing was planning to say that the whole basket of eggs was worth ten taels of silver, and he added a natural red-skinned egg for a long time, but he couldn't even make up one or two silver!
Ah Bao glanced behind him, and his subordinates understood, took out a tael of silver from his waist and threw it in front of the old man like a dog, and the silver made a "pop" sound when it landed.
Ah Bao glanced at the man, picked up the silver with a smile and stuffed it into the old man's hand, and comforted him with kind words: "It's sad to cry a lot, you are so old, just sit on the ground and cry and shout the earth, it's strange if you don't lose your life." It's not a big deal, you still have to find this tael of silver after you lose it, so it's better to take it home quickly. As long as your old hen doesn't die, the eggs will still have to be harvested. ”
The tone is soft, and it seems to be extremely considerate, but the threat at the end of the sentence is very obvious: if you dare to continue to be here old thing, Lao Tzu will go to your house and kill all your old hens, so that you will not be able to collect a single egg from now on!
The old man was not stupid, when he heard the murderous aura in his words, his eyes lit up, and when he recognized who he was like a woman selling fat powder, he was so frightened that he called a soul split, and even forgot that he still fell to the ground, grabbed the silver and crawled out of the crowd, and ran away with his sleeves full of egg liquid......
Next, Ah Bao also used a kind smile to drive away the crowd of onlookers and those children, of course, including the woman who did a good thing, so the street that was crowded just now was quickly empty, leaving only Dunshan standing on the ground, and those people in black.
The fire in Dunshan burst halfway, and before it broke out, it was called to suppress the sudden situation, and he couldn't insert a word without knowing what was going on, and even if he asked him to open his mouth, he didn't know what to say, but when he saw that strangers he didn't know helped him lose money, and drove away the crowd besieging him peacefully, the gratitude in his heart was spontaneous.