Chapter 45: The Imperial History of Wetting Pants
Rao is Tan Wangchun's heart was ten million reluctant, and he still accepted this gamble proposed by Zhao Xu under the pressure of Cai Jing.
Now that Tan Wangchun has accepted it, it is time for Tang Ning to prove himself.
Tan Wangchun was already a broken jar, with a mentality of begging for death, he pointed at Tang Ning and said, "The surname is Tang, don't deny it!" This official has investigated, and those people in the rivers and lakes who took the heads of the Khitan people to receive the rewards were received in the place opposite your Danyang Marquis Mansion! ”
Tang Ning nodded and said, "Really?" What does this mean? ”
"The evidence is conclusive, but you still want to deny it? You are dignified Danyang Hou, dare to do it but dare not admit it? Tan Wangchun's face turned red and his expression was distorted, and everyone present looked at him in embarrassment and let out a sigh of emotion.
In order to keep his little brother, Tan Wangchun has worked very hard.
At this time, Tang Ning and Tan Wangchun were already torn apart, and if someone wanted to persuade them, they couldn't be persuaded anymore. From the moment Tan Wangchun took over, the two of them had become mortal enemies.
Whether Tang Ning wins or Tan Wangchun wins, the loser will not let the winner go. Although Tan Wangchun can't mention Tang Ning in the future, Cai Jing must find a field for his younger brother.
Otherwise, when the other younger brothers see that something happens, the boss will not come forward to find a scene, and people's hearts will be scattered.
Thinking of this, everyone looked at Tang Ning expectantly or worriedly.
After all, Downing's sophistry was famous. His ability to speak in the vernacular can completely open up a mountain.
At this time, I saw Tang Ning take a deep breath and say in a deep voice: "Since Tan Yushi has investigated to this point, Ben Hou has nothing to say.
Golden Armor Guard, I'm sorry for your favor......"
As he spoke, Tang Ning walked in the direction of the golden armor guards in the hall.
His actions made everyone a little stunned, especially Cai Jing, who was very surprised. Could it be that Tang Ning really kept his hand behind, and could he get himself out of this matter?
I saw Tang Ning say a few words in the ear of the Golden Armor Guard, and the Golden Armor Guard ran out of smoke.
Tan Wangchun's heart was bursting, and the pressure on his body was probably unimaginable to others.
After all, if Tang Ning plays yin, his little brother will be gone!
The more nervous Tan Wangchun became, the more he felt that his body was out of control. He was trembling nervously, his legs trembled unconsciously, and his lower body had the urge to urinate, but fortunately he could forcibly hold back.
"What tricks are you going to play?!" Tan Wangchun's voice became sharp.
"Tan Yushi don't worry, you just watch from the sidelines, and you will definitely not be disappointed." Tang Ning smiled, looking like he was winning.
Such a gesture also aroused Zhao Xu's curiosity, although he would try his best to protect Tang
Ning, but how could Tang Ning get out of this matter, he couldn't think of it himself.
So he looked outside the hall with great interest, and the golden-armored guard had not yet returned.
The courtiers were talking, and the voice fell on Tan Wangchun's ears, like two flies buzzing around in his left and right ears and laughing at himself.
He swallowed nervously, but accidentally choked on himself and let out a coughing sound.
The Golden Armor Guard came running back from outside, carrying a bundle of rope in his hand. Everyone was stunned, not knowing what the purpose of the Golden Armor Guard was to bring the rope back at this time.
"Tie me up." Tang Ning said to the golden-armored guard.
The gold-armored guard was stunned for a moment, looked at the civil and military officials who were also confused, scratched his head, and still tied Tang Ning firmly under Tang Ning's urging.
"Yes, I did it." Tang Ning said as if he had done something remarkable. Tied up by five flowers, he jumped and jumped to Yan Shangshu and said, "So I tied myself up and handed it over to Yan Shangshu, this is what I just said." ”
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What the hell?! Can you do this?!
Tan Wangchun was furious, obviously he had won, but now his heart was full of deep frustration.
Zhao Xu couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud. Some of the other ministers laughed, while others jumped to their feet and scolded Downing.
However, Tan Wangchun was angry, and he was relieved in his heart. This toss made him feel a little weak all over. He has never experienced much adventure in his life, but now he knows what it means to live after a catastrophe...... Not good!
Tan Wangchun's face was suddenly like earth, and he suddenly lifted his buttocks and tightened his abdomen.
Tang Ning didn't miss Tan Wangchun's actions, and when he saw that Tan Wangchun's robe was wet, he pretended to be curious and asked, "Tan Yushi, did you come with water?" Why is the placket wet? ”
Tan Wangchun's face was gray, he was too nervous just now, which led to the urge to urinate. He had been trying to hold back before, but just now Tang Ning tied his hands, which made him breathe a deep sigh of relief.
This time I let down my vigilance, and I accidentally peed on my crotch......
Hearing Tang Ning's words, all the civil and military officials also looked over. Everyone is not stupid, and at this glance, you can see that Tan Wangchun is peeing his pants.
However, Tang Ning's explanation can still make sense, Tan Wangchun was looking at Tang Ning gratefully, but saw Tang Ning make a sudden realization and said, "Could it be that Tan Yushi peed your pants?" ”
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Zhao Xu dragged Li Duzhi in front of him vigorously, used Li Duzhi's body to cover his face, and opened his mouth to laugh silently.
And the rest of the people also buried their heads in their breasts, the temple
It was filled with snickering.
"Downing! You bastard! I'm fighting with you! Tan Wangchun's expression was extremely exciting, his face was pale at first, and then turned from white to red. Then his face began to turn purple again, and finally he shouted, and he rushed towards Tang Ning with a hideous face.
Tang Ning hurriedly jumped and hid behind Yan Shangshu, and those who were approached by Tan Wangchun also scattered.
"Help! Help me! Wetting your pants and going to kill someone! While Downing hiding, he didn't forget to add fuel to the fire.
Tan Wangchun only felt a surge of qi and blood, and his eyes turned black. Pointing at Tang Ning and scolding: "Shameless! He rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground.
The golden-armored guards who came to maintain order failed to catch him, and his head made intimate contact with the ground of the palace.
When Cai Jing saw this scene, he couldn't mention how annoyed he was. Tang Ning, this bastard, is completely playing with others!
There was a sudden chaos in the hall, and Cai Jing glanced at the younger brother again, and the younger brother came out of the queue and said to Zhao Xu: "Official, the Marquis of Danyang has personally attacked and disturbed the order in the palace. Please also ask the officials to expel them from the vertical arch hall to set an example! ”
Zhao Xu was happy for a long time, and he was happy. His face returned to a serious look, and he looked at the minister who spoke: "But in my opinion, it is obviously Tan Yushi who rushed towards the Marquis of Danyang first." ”
"However, the official family ......" The man wanted to say more, but was interrupted by Zhao Xu.
"Your proposal, I know it. But forget it, after all, Danyang Hou has already pleaded guilty, and then he will be handed over to Yan Shangshu for sentencing. After that, Zhao Xu said loudly again: "Come on, carry Tan Yushi down, and ask the imperial doctor to come over and diagnose Tan Yushi!" ”
"Yes!"
After the golden armor guards responded with their fists clenched, they left with Tan Wangchun, who was already unconscious.
Tang Ning jumped out from behind Yan Shangshu at this time, and said with palpitations: "I'm scared to death, I thought this clothes were going to be dirty." ”
Yan Shangshu wanted to laugh, but he knew that he would never laugh at this time. So he looked at Tang Ning with a constipated face, and said in his heart that this kid is really not suitable to provoke.
It was obvious that he was blamed, but now he had nothing to do, but the person who accused him took the first step and was carried out of the vertical arch hall.
What's more, if you dispose of him, you won't use heavy punishment. No wonder he dared to swear to bet with Tan Wangchun, as if he was sure to win, it turned out that this bastard had already thought of this step.
Thinking of this, the smile in Yan Shangshu's heart was gone. Although this is the first time that Tang Ning has made a voice at the court meeting, it is obvious that anyone who underestimates him because of this will suffer a big loss.
Tan Wangchun is a living example, not only was he embarrassed by Tang Ning, but he may also have the title of Wetting His Pants Imperial History in the future, whether he won or Tang Ning won, it is really a thought-provoking thing......