Chapter 23 Differing Focuses
Princess Langya's Mansion has two lessons a day, the morning class teaches Tianzhu counting and the base system, and the evening class is an enhanced version, adding addition and subtraction symbols and operations.
The differentiated education of fast and slow classes is unfair and fair, but it is very effective.
Lao Zhang looked at these sisters-in-law who were busy and had to study arithmetic, and couldn't help but scold: Social science is really pseudoscience.
I was full of emotion, ten thousand.
"Huh? How is this the case today? ”
Zhang De pricked up his ears and suddenly found that the teaching in the East Chamber was a bit out of rhythm. What the heck?!
The main force of teaching is Wu Shun, and now these little palace maids, when they see her, they also have to shout "Mr. Ming Ze", of course, shouting secretly, shouting in Princess Langya's mansion, no one has a place to sue.
"Anu, what are you still doing? Check it out. ”
Wearing a cotton jacket, there is also a leather pocket made of crocodile skin hanging on his body, which contains more than three catties of candied fruits and dried fruits and other snacks. This chick has completely evolved from "light will eat" to the point of "will eat up", but what makes Lao Zhang puzzling is that Anu is a mushroom that can even hump his mouth, how can he not grow fat? It's so long!
Wu Shun, who is tall and long-legged, is not enough to see compared to Xue Zhaonu, who is jumping up. What makes Zhang De even more puzzling is that he is tall and has long legs, and a person who is so good at eating used to have a small round face, but now he has an evocative goose egg face.
It's like a magical girl.,The little round face changes when she says it.。
The delicious xiao long bao at the beginning is still changing!
Ga!
Anu took out a walnut, put it under a row of small white teeth and bit it, and then peeled the walnut shell as he walked, picked the walnut flesh inside, and ate it very happily.
After a while, Anu changed to a handful of pistachios, and enjoyed the taste of the pepper and salt flavor while peeling the pistachios, and when he came to Zhang De, his eyes widened: "There is a new little lady, called Li Wanshun, and everyone calls her sister-in-law." Just sit there, no one dares to say anything, Ah Lang, is this lady a royal family? ”
"Yes."
Lao Zhang always felt that what came out of Anu's mouth was not called Yan Niang, but Wang Niang. Are these palace maids avoiding mad dogs or what's wrong, so honest? It's so unscientific.
"Ah, it's royalty."
Karma!
Peeling pistachios, Anu sat on the stone bench, put more than three catties of leather pockets aside, and was really tired to hang around his neck.
There is a string of candied mountain red, that is, sugar gourd, made of hawthorn.
Kiss.
pulled one down, held it in his mouth, and then turned his head to look at Zhang De: "Will Ah Lang eat one?" ”
“……”
Sitting there for a long time, Lao Zhang secretly thought: What the hell is this?! Li Wanshun came to study mathematics? Eldest grandson Wuji, this is crazy, right? Isn't this a pit man?!
The better you teach, the better the moths will be. If you teach it well, it means that you are interested. You are so interested in Li Jiancheng's daughter, what are your intentions?
If you don't teach well, it means that you are very perfunctory. The errand of the queen's boss, you are so fooled, you can see what it is like to do things usually.
It's not bad to teach, it's not bad, the doctor of arithmetic that Guozi Jian learned was beaten away by you, that's how you do things?
In short, no matter what the result is, the queen can find a reason to spray two sentences. You can't refute it yet, your refutation of the queen is the same as refuting the brutal girlfriend.
"The ...... of the Mother"
Zhang De thought about it and scolded.
"By the way, Anu, Xue Jieyu has taken care of you very much in the past two years?"
Lao Zhang asked suddenly.
"My aunt asked me if I wanted to get away from Ah Lang, and I returned."
Anu kicked her two long legs and sat on a high stool, and her two long legs made her even more slender and beautiful. I can't help it, Lao Zhang thinks of some of the workers of "Bright Moon on the Sea" back then, and some of them actually engaged in a few clubs related to ****.
For example, "Sister Control **** Club", "Sister Control **** Club", ...... Wait a minute.
Silently reciting the Nanwu Mechanical Engineering Buddha twice, Lao Zhang Hu's body was shocked, and he recovered his true character as an engineering dog, and then said seriously: "What? What Xue Jieyu said is not right? ”
"If you listen to your aunt's words, naturalization will be in Chang'an, and when the time comes, you will have to listen to Chang'an's order, and you will have to marry when you reach the age." Anu said as a matter of course, "I don't want it, there are a lot of delicious and fun things here in Ah Lang." ”
You...... You have a point, I have so much knee pain!
Lao Tzu's care for you for many years is actually better than a handful of pistachios!
Have I eaten all your little girl's conscience?!
"When I find a good day and an auspicious day, I will give you to someone else to marry."
Anu gave a look of stupidity in his eyes.
"Do you think I don't dare?"
"Ah Lang, my aunt is Jieyu, the emperor's."
Anu still has the same stupid look in his eyes.
“……”
You...... You're right!
Seeing that the corners of Lao Zhang's mouth twitched, Anu was very happy, clapped his hands, and patted the dried fruit crumbs on it, only then stood up slightly proudly, and turned around before saying, "Ah Lang, do you think I'm beautiful now?" ”
“……”
"My aunt said, 'I'm beautiful.' Sister Wu said the same. Then Anu suddenly bent his sleeves, revealing Bai Shengsheng's arms, which were really jade, and showed them to Zhang De, "Look, is it white?" Like jade? This is called ice muscle jade bones, a first-class beauty. ”
A first-class beauty...... That's what the cattle say.
Then she smiled, stretched out two fingers, and pointed to the dimples on one side of her face, "Look, dimples, is it beautiful?" One is worth a thousand gold. My aunt said, "Something like me is like a sunken fish." ”
The reason why the fish is sunk is because the alcohol concentration in the dimples is relatively high, is it drunk?
Lao Zhang squinted at Xue Zhaonu, and always felt that the little round face had become a little unscientific, too unscientific.
With that, Anu rolled his eyes, put down his sleeves, straightened his chest, and then whispered: "Don't look at Sister Wu, she is inferior to me." ”
“……”
What have you eaten in Chang'an in the past two years?! Breast enlargement spicy strips?!
I'm so tired, I feel a little ruined, what about my little round face? How did it become this virtue? It is really ...... that Tian shamelessly wants to tell herself that she intends to entertain people with sex Gratified.
Eighteen changes in women's colleges, before there was no plastic surgery technology, it was really a matter of looking at genes.
The genetics of Xue Daoheng's family are really a bit interesting.
"Let's talk about Li Wanshun."
"What does she have to say, she is thin, short, and her hair is a little withered...... "Anu immediately pouted when she heard that Zhang De still wanted to listen to other people's girls, a hundred reluctant.
"I won't marry her!"
Zhang De was furious and shouted.
"Humph! Ah Lang is not married to Anping Gong...... Mmmm......mm
The frightened prostate fluid came out, and the corners of Lao Zhang's mouth twitched and covered Anu's mouth, and he roared, "You want to kill me?" ”
"Humph!"
Breaking free, Anu glared at the beads of the eyeballs, and then the whole person was pushed on Zhang De's body, with his head against his chest, like a drill, and drilled there violently.
"Alright, alright, alright!" grabbed Anu's arm, "It's okay to eat dried cuttlefish stewed pork ribs at night, right?" ”
"It's too greasy."
"Steamed two more Shannan taro, one for a catty."
"Too much."
"Stir-fry the minced meat with winter bamboo shoots, and add two taels of cold tao."
"Leng Tao costs half a catty, a little more winter bamboo shoots, dogwood, and peppercorns. There are shallots in the conservatory, I saw it, put more shallots, mix them with cold and eat them. ”
You eat a cold noodle, where do you have so many requirements! (To be continued.) )