"Court etiquette? Didn't learn. Zheng Peng said frankly.

As soon as he arrived in Datang, his identity was a loser, a trader, and Lezheng, all of which were 108,000 miles away from the court, and if he didn't go to participate in the draft, who would learn court etiquette?

Cui Yunfeng said anxiously: "That's not good, what Honglu Temple wants to do is a major national event, and every move has attracted much attention, Brother Feiteng, you don't want to lose your manners in front of everyone, especially in front of Your Majesty, if you don't get it right, you will be impeached and exiled." ”

Zheng Peng thought about it and couldn't help asking, "Then what should I do?" ”

With a "snap", Cui Yunfeng snapped his fingers: "This thing is easy to do, I will arrange for you to be taught by an experienced, rigorous and patient person, I believe that with Brother Feiteng's cleverness, you will learn it quickly." ”

"Okay, there's Brother Lao Duanwen." Others were kind, and Zheng Peng also accepted it.

Who made Cui Yunfeng reasonable, and he just didn't have this knowledge.

Even Zheng Peng also admitted that although the children of big families like Cui Xiyi and Cui Yunfeng are proud, they are obviously different from ordinary people in their gestures.

Speak appropriately, show enthusiasm and generosity.

Cui Yunfeng immediately said: "Brother Feiteng, this matter is sooner rather than later, you must know that the court attaches great importance to this meeting, maybe one day an important minister or the emperor will come up to check the reception, it is better to start today." ”

"Okay, let's start today." Zheng Peng agreed.

I finally entered the Imperial City, and to be able to appear here is by no means an ordinary person, this is a good opportunity to expand my network, finish my studies early, and put in preparation work as soon as possible.

This is the imperial city, it is said that Li Longji is sympathetic to the ministers, often go to the court to comfort the courtiers, there are many opportunities to face the saint, in other words, if Li Longji comes to the Honglu Temple, Zheng Peng is not etiquette, even if he has the opportunity, he will also watch him flow away.

Maybe there will be a crime of "great disrespect".

Some people say that "words" are stepping stones, and "etiquette" is the foundation of the body, and they are mixed in the officialdom, and they don't even know the basic etiquette, so how can they be mixed?

"Brother Feiteng, you drink tea first, eat some pastries, and find someone right away."

"Okay, I'm sorry for the trouble Brother Duanwen, I'll invite you to dinner later."

After Cui Yunfeng left, Zheng Peng hadn't finished drinking a cup of hot tea, and with a "squeak", a person in a gray robe walked in, saw Zheng Peng, and asked, "Your Excellency is Zheng Lezheng?" ”

This voice, soft and sharp, and with orchid fingers cocked when he spoke, was a eunuch and an elderly eunuch.

I thought that Cui Yunfeng would find a ceremonial official for himself, preferably a beautiful female ceremonial officer, but he didn't expect that it was an old eunuch who was sent.

Ghosts and spirits, people and spirits, like etiquette, are all old people who know better.

Zheng Peng is a person who has been educated in the new era, and he will not look at them with colored eyes, so he immediately stood up and said, "Exactly, I don't know what my father-in-law is called?" ”

"Hehe, it's easy to say, the miscellaneous family's surname is Chen, you are called Gonggong Chen, entrusted by Cui Shaoqing, I came to teach Zheng Lezheng court etiquette."

"There is Lao Chen's father-in-law." As Zheng Peng spoke, a gold leaf was stuffed into Gonggong Chen's hand.

Things that can be solved with money are not things, and it is better to talk about feelings with eunuchs than to use money directly, simple, direct, and rude.

Gonggong Chen's eyes lit up, and he collected the money and put it into his sleeve in one go.

"Zheng Lezheng, start now?" Gonggong Chen said with a smile on his face.

With a smile, he showed two big teeth, and he felt like an old rabbit.

"Let's go." Zheng Peng said with a smile.

Gonggong Chen nodded and said to Zheng Peng: "Zheng Lezheng, let's learn the first ceremony, Zheng Lezheng, please see clearly, and the miscellaneous family will do it first." ”

Ji Shou is the ancient kneeling ceremony, is the most solemn of the nine worships, often used by courtiers to meet the monarch's father, Zheng Peng has heard of this kind of etiquette, but has not seen anyone do it.

Now it's time to take a look.

I saw Gonggong Chen standing with his hands hanging down, with a pious look on his face, as if the emperor was standing in front of him, with a look of awe in his eyes, as if believers saw the gods they believed in, Nima, this greedy and obscene guy, seemed to be possessed by the actor in an instant, and his acting skills exploded.

There are really two brushes, and when Zheng Peng saw it, he was a little reverent: this Gonggong Chen must have a very deep understanding of etiquette.

Suddenly, Chen Gonggong knelt down on his knees and threw his hands to the ground, and then his head to the ground.

When he was done, Gonggong Chen stood up and did the same action again.

After doing it twice in a row, Gonggong Chen explained: "This is the court's ceremony, when the emperor will inevitably meet An Lu Khan in the Hanyuan Palace, after the second audit, Shizhong (the head of the province, one of the prime ministers) will go to the emperor to accept the edict, and then come back to the northeast position of the officials, face west, loudly announce that there is a system (the meaning of the will), then the first salute again, after the ceremony, the servant began to read out the will received from the emperor, and then it is the He Wu, Zheng Lezheng, please watch the miscellaneous demonstration. ”

After speaking, Gonggong Chen suddenly became unrestrained, raised his arms and stomped his feet, and then turned around twice, feeling a bit like an embarrassing dance, especially an old man with a young man with gray hair jumping up, with a sense of joy, Zheng Peng endured it for a long time before he smiled.

After jumping for a while, Gonggong Chen knelt down again, shouting long live, and saluting, his demeanor was very serious and pious, and he tossed for a while before standing up.

"Licheng," Gonggong Chen said with some satisfaction.

It was as if he had just accomplished a great deed.

Gonggong Chen glanced at Zheng Peng, who was a little petrified, and said with a serious face: "There are many etiquettes in the palace, Zheng Lezheng, let's start, the miscellaneous family will teach you the first ceremony." ”

Zheng Peng: "Good"

At this time, in Cui Yunfeng's office room, several of his henchmen were gathering together to talk.

"Cui Shaoqing, that Zheng Peng, isn't it impossible to get along with you? The little one let him hang aside, and he was trying to avenge you, how could you give him such a good hospitality, good tea and pastries, and personally accompany him. "It was Cheng Yong who spoke, serving as the praise of Honglu Temple.

Si Bing Cheng Zeng Wensheng echoed: "That is, now that Liu Siqing is recuperating at home, the entire Honglu Temple is Cui Shaoqing's business, so many people support you, are you still afraid of a little Lezheng?" ”

"How can he let a little Le Zheng serve as a deputy envoy."

"Yes, this surnamed Zheng is clearly a glutton, and he relies on singing a song to get to the top, which is simply shameless."

Several henchmen were very unhappy with Zheng Peng and scolded him directly.

Zheng Peng and Cui Yunfeng are mortal enemies, and if you can't get along with Zheng Peng, you just want to please the leader, and there is another point, many people are staring at the position of the deputy envoy, and they are still thinking about competing secretly, even if they don't have a reward, they can increase their qualifications, and seniority is very important to civil officials, but I didn't expect that an unknown Xiaole was parachuted.

Can you not hate?

Just when everyone was slandering, someone in the crowd said: "Hehe, what are you anxious about, Cui Shaoqing has already taken a countermeasure and sent Gonggong Chen to teach him the etiquette in the palace." ”

What, Grandpa Chen?

Teaching etiquette?

As soon as they heard Gonggong Chen, the faces of the people present couldn't help but change, and when they heard Gonggong Chen go to teach Zheng Peng etiquette, the people present showed gloating expressions one by one.

Cheng Yong said with a smile: "Wonderful, how can you forget the living treasure of Gonggong Chen, who is as stubborn as an elm head, meticulous in teaching, not a little wrong, teaching others etiquette, can train you as a grandson, which one spreads him, it is simply unpleasant." ”

"Yes, yes," Zeng Wensheng echoed: "Last time, he taught a little palace maid the etiquette in the palace, and just one chief ceremony made the family practice for more than a month, making the little palace maid cry for more than a month. ”

Cui Yunfeng laughed and said: "I gave an order to Gonggong Chen, the etiquette can be accepted and not investigated, but the etiquette must be up to standard, otherwise, there will be no good fruit for him to eat." ”

Naturally, everyone applauded.

Needless to say, with Gonggong Chen's "skills", he will definitely be able to convince Zheng Peng.

These people are very accurate, even through several doors, they can also hear the voice of Chen Gonggong's teaching:

"Eyes, where to look, you can't stare at Your Majesty, and you can't look like dead fish eyes, otherwise it's all out of character."

"Have a smile on your face, Zheng Lezheng, think of something happy, don't be bitter."

"The miscellaneous family has said that you can't move your hands, and they will hang down naturally."

"Keep your head straight and your eyeliner downward."

"I didn't do a good job of the chief ceremony just now, and the miscellaneous family asked Zheng Lezheng to try it ten more times."

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