Chapter 169: You Cross Me or I Cross You
Before he reached the door, he heard a noise outside the door.
"Huh?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, this is Princess Xinping's Mansion, who dares to make noise at the gate of Princess Xinping's Mansion?
When I walked out, I saw a maid arguing with two monks, an old man and a young monk, who were dressed in red monk's robes, long and fat, and with fair skin.
Cheng Chubi has always had a doubt, why Taoist priests have always been thin and black, as if they can't eat enough, and monks are white and chubby, this is a very abnormal phenomenon, Buddhism advocates not drinking alcohol and not eating meat, and those who don't eat meat are even more fat and white than those who eat meat, which is simply too incredible.
"What's the matter, so noisy?" Cheng Chubi walked out and squinted at the two monks, these two guys were really sassy, they were wearing red clothes.
A fat monk in his twenties was holding a wheelbarrow with a sack full of stuff and bulging.
"Amitabha, donor, our master and apprentice passed through your mansion and came to transform fate." When the middle-aged monk saw Cheng Chubi coming out, he immediately knew that the main lord had appeared, and a trace of joy flashed in his eyes.
"Fate?" Cheng Chubi suddenly felt a little funny, special, you don't know that I am also a monk? A monk is married to another monk, which is simply ridiculous to say.
"Horses, I have given them the usual money, but they don't want to leave because they don't have enough money." The maid's face couldn't help but show a look of grievance.
"Amitabha, the donor's family has a lot of money, how can he lack this charity?" The smile on the old monk's face became even richer, and he said: "Do more good deeds and accumulate merits before you can enter the Western Elysium. ”
"Do you know who I am?" Cheng Chubi's face showed a hint of weirdness, doesn't this monk know who I am?
"From the name of the attendant to you, the poor monk knows that you are a very noble person, a person who is destined for my Buddha, and a person who is destined for my Buddha......'s transformation," the monk gushed endlessly, the meaning is obvious, if you don't give more money, our master and apprentice will rely on you today.
"Amitabha, this senior brother, don't you know that this horse is actually a disciple of Buddhism? It's not appropriate for senior brother to turn into a relationship here, please go to another place to make a relationship, junior brother, I really don't have anything to give to you, and a monk turns his relationship to another monk, doesn't my brother think it's funny? Cheng Chubi said with a slight smile.
The other party couldn't help but be stunned, what? Are you also a monk? It can't be, right?
"I don't know where the treasure temple is?" The other party couldn't help asking.
"Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City." Cheng Chubi smiled slightly.
"Amitabha." The other party pronounced a Buddhist language, and then left in a huff, originally wanted to make more money, but now it seems that it will not work.
"Bah, what the hell! These fake monks have made so much money, sooner or later Lao Tzu will make you all vomit! Cheng Chubi looked at the bulging sack on the little monk's wheelbarrow, and couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, Cheng Tiancheng was a little puzzled, isn't the horse a disciple of Buddhism? Why don't you have a good impression of these two monks?
"Isn't that weird?" Cheng Chubi smiled coldly and said, "Didn't you see it?" The two monks were fat, and at a glance they knew that they had never worked. There are two kinds of monks in this world, one is a true monk and the other is a false monk. True monks practice every day, farm their own fields, are self-sufficient, and live a true life without contention with the world. And the fake monks are everywhere every day, and they eat better than those rich people, but every time those rich people rush to hand over the money to them one by one, they are really a group of extremely stupid people. ”
"In the future, the monks who became fat, white, and not allowed to give them a Kaiyuan Tongbao." Cheng Chubi said.
"Is the horse a real monk or a fake monk?" Cheng Tian couldn't help asking.
"Half-truths." Cheng Chubi said: "Let's go, go into the palace and have a look, and then I have to go to the construction site to keep an eye on it." ”
Everyone went in the direction of the palace, and the waiter Ruyi had been waiting in front of the palace gate for a long time, and when he saw Cheng Chubi coming, he hurriedly took Cheng Chubi and walked inside.
Cheng Chubi really felt a little depressed, why is there such a beautiful man in this world? Dugu seeks a sword, and so does this wish.
"Donkey, you'll have to be careful now." Ruyi walked beside Cheng Chubi and said in a low voice.
"Oh? Why? ”
"Wei Wangtai entered the palace just now, it seems to be talking about you."
"Li Tai?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help frowning slightly, what is this guy's little report on beating Lao Tzu if he has nothing to do? Lao Tzu did not offend him.
At the same time, in the Tianxiang Building.
Li Ke was looking at Hongwan excitedly, and Hongjuan showed surprise on her face after receiving Li Ke's two poems.
Great, really good, these two words are really good.
However, she still has some doubts in her heart, although Li Ke is said to be virtuous, but since he realized it, he has not found that he has such a high talent for poetry, can it be said that he has finally opened his mind?
"Matchmaker, what do you think of these two poems?" Li Ke said proudly.
"It is indeed good poetry, King Wu deserves to be the first sage king of the Tang Dynasty." Hongwan couldn't help but say, after playing and singing so many poems, Hongjuan's appreciation of poetry is still very high.
"Hahaha......" Li Ke laughed proudly, this is what I spent five thousand taels of gold in exchange, how can it be bad?
"Your Highness, can I sing these two songs?" Red Silk asked.
"That's nature, these two words are for you, the sword is for the hero, and the good words are for the red silk."
"Your Highness." Hongwan smiled slightly, looking at the charming smile in his eyes, he really pounced, at this time, Hongwan turned around and walked to the back, came to the red piano, and began to try to play.
The melodious sound of ......the piano sounded, and the tactful singing also sounded: "I live at the head of the Yangtze River, you live at the end of the Yangtze River, I think about you every day and don't see you, and drink the water ......of the Yangtze River together."
The sound of the piano spread outside, and the scholars and literati who were frolicking in the Tianxiang Building couldn't help but listen, and their faces showed shock.
"This voice must be the voice of the red lady, but who wrote this poem?" A scholar couldn't help but ask, "It's exquisite, it's exquisite." ”
"Well, it is indeed a rare poem in a thousand years, I just saw Wu Wang Ke enter the red silk room, could it be that King Wu wrote it?" A well-known poet said: "A poem is full of lovesickness." ”
Since Hongjuan's song "Life is Like First Seen" has become popular all over the country, poets and lyricists from all over the world have patronized Tianxianglou, hoping to see her.
"It is worthy of the Tang Dynasty, a poem "If Life is Like First Seen" has reached the peak of poetry, and now this poem is out, I am afraid that no one will dare to write lovesick words in the future." A poet sighed.
"In the past, the world called Cheng Chubi the first talent in the world, and now it seems that Wu Wangke is the first talent in the world."
"As soon as the three poems come out, King Wu, the name of the world's first talent, deserves it, it deserves it!"
"How can Cheng Xuanji compare with King Wu? I think Cheng Xuanji is in vain, and King Wu is the real number one talent in the world! ”
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