Chapter 508: Shameless Approach
"The little rabbit cub in Yunzhou, do you have the ability to come out, what are you hiding behind?"
"That is, there is the ability to step over us."
"If you don't have the guts, go back to Yunzhou, don't come to provoke us in Youzhou."
Let's say that those old men and old ladies scared away the two generals of Yunzhou one after another, and what about the excitement in front of the battle at this time?
The Yunzhou army had already received Guo Jia's order and ignored it.
Seeing that everyone didn't come back, these people made even more trouble.
Anyway, they are old people, anyway, they can be disrespectful to the old, anyway, they can be old and shameless.
What's wrong with you!
There is a kind of helplessness called disrespect for the old.
There is also a kind of sadness, called old and undead, you are a thief.
Those who have experienced it know the suffering.
Anyway, a shameless one, what can you do?
Suddenly, I heard the sound of horses' hooves.
Someone again!
The old man and the old lady were shocked and became excited again.
It is said that they received the benefits of Liu Bei, and deliberately came to disgust the Yunzhou army before the battle.
These old men and bosses were so powerful that they won two games in a row, and their self-confidence was a little inflated at this time.
What Yunzhou famous generals Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei are all vulnerable in front of these old people.
How many come today, how many they will drive away.
The toad jumps on the surface of its feet, and it does not bite but responds to people.
The old man and the old lady began to do warm-up exercises, ready to run away from the people in one go.
Because Liu Zhijun promised them, as long as they can drive away the enemy, it will be a great reward.
At this moment, they drove away two in a row, and many people began to think about how much reward they could share.
For them, this victory is naturally the merrier.
Just when they were waiting, Zhao Da Hammer Shi Ran appeared.
Crash!
Seeing someone rushing out from the opposite position, the senior team rushed forward as soon as possible.
But when he saw the appearance of the person who came, he was frightened.
Oh my god!
The person who came was dressed in gold armor, holding a large silver hammer, his face was painted white, and under his crotch was a strange thing that looked like a dragon flying and a phoenix was not a phoenix, just like the golden armor god who came out of the temple.
Tyre!
Zhao Dazhui roared and said: "This god general is the great god of Donghua Emperor sitting down to protect the law, and you dare to block the way of this god general, it is really an unforgivable sin." Get out of here, or the gods will beat you to pulp with a hammer. ”
As he spoke, he waved the sledgehammer in his hand whirring.
Yes!
Everyone couldn't help but be taken aback, and couldn't help but start to retreat, and even sat on the ground with their butts.
They are just small people in the market, where have they seen this kind of formation.
Hahahaha!
Seeing everyone with such pus, Zhao Dazhui was full of pride.
If he doesn't pretend to be forced for a long time, he really has some skills.
Thunder!
Zhao Dazhui shouted, and the sledgehammer pointed diagonally at the sky.
The artillery behind him also understood, and fired a reinforced version of the shell at the moment.
Boom!
A bright light flashed in mid-air, and there was a loud noise, like thunder.
Yes!
Everyone turned pale with fright, and the old lady was even more limp and unable to move, and the timid even ran feces and urine.
Here comes the fire!
Zhao Dazhui pointed again, and an incendiary bomb also shot into the sky, exploding to form a cloud of fire.
Yes!
Everyone was even more bloodless, their bodies trembled, and even more hurriedly kowtowed to Zhao Dazhui and bowed.
For a while, there was a banging sound of kowtowing.
"God forgives sins, God forgives sins."
"I deserve to die for my crimes, and I received Liu Yu's money, so I embarrassed the Yunzhou army in front of the two armies. Please spare your life. ”
"God spare my life, we don't dare anymore."
Hahahaha!
Zhao Dazhui laughed proudly a few times, willing to take a lot of effort to clean them up, but he didn't expect these foolish people to be so, his killer weapon has not yet come out, and he actually knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
Boring!
Zhao Dazhui shook his head, he was a little unhappy with this forced pretense.
But I can't take care of it.
"Don't get out of here!"
He roared in anger and struck with a sledgehammer.
Yes!
Everyone turned around and ran, and ran into the formation with rolling belts, lest one of them be beaten into a pulp if they were slow.
It was just a while of hard work, and there was no one in front of Zhao Dazhui, leaving only a place of feces and urine.
Hahahaha!
Zhao Dazhui laughed proudly again.
Who else?
This guy is immediate, and there is a tendency for a husband to be closed.
Hehe!
Guo Jia couldn't help but smile.
I haven't seen him for three years, and Zhao Dazhui's pretending kung fu is even more perfect.
The whole performance went smoothly, without the slightest hint of falsification.
This level is simply not something that can be done by pretending to be forced.
In addition to pretending to be forced, but also dedicated.
Zhao Dazhui is the most dedicated actor Guo Jia has ever met.
I'm afraid that sometimes this guy can't tell whether he is pretending to be forced or revealing the truth.
"Sledgehammer, well done!"
Zhao Yun gave a thumbs up.
It is said that Zhao Yun has not lost since his debut.
These old men and old ladies actually let him taste the first defeat in his life, which made him very unhappy.
But Zhao Dazhui was born, and immediately killed these nasty old men and old ladies.
Compared with martial arts, Zhao Yun threw Zhao Da Hammer a few streets, but compared to pretending to be forced, Zhao Yun was ashamed of himself.
If you want to ask which one is stronger in pretending to be forced, Yunzhou Zhongshan is looking for a sledgehammer, and others are not easy to use.
"It's better than shameless, Liu Yu is far worse than Zhao Da Hammer."
Zhang Fei had a smile on his face and said to himself.
Speaking of shamelessness, Zhang Fei only recognized Zhao Dazhui one.
This guy can be regarded as someone who has never been seen before.
Compared to him, Liu Yu can't be on the stage at all.
Liu Yu disgusted the Yunzhou army with the people, which was shameless enough, but the strong have their own strong hands, and this Zhao Dazhui scared these people as soon as he appeared.
It is naturally clear which is stronger and which is weak.
Fortunately, there is such a number one person, otherwise things would be a little difficult to handle today.
"Well done Sledgehammer, you've done a great job today!"
Zhang Fei shouted at the top of his voice.
Although the Yunzhou army is extremely combative, it still can't do the slaughter of civilians.
Zhao Dazhui successfully solved these old men and old ladies, and made the Yunzhou army less of a great trouble.
My day!
Gao Shun on the side was stunned again.
Is that okay too?
He finally knew what the Golden Armor God was.
Two shells posed as thunderfire.
This golden armor god will be completely deceived and deceived!
For liars, Gao Shun is still a little shameless.
But......
It seems that this method is still very effective against those old men and old women, at least it is easier than slaughtering all the way.
Awesome!
Yunzhou is really full of talents!
Gao Shun couldn't help but sigh, and couldn't help but throw himself on the ground for the five bodies that this lord admired.
Only this lord knows how to use it well, and he can attack him shamelessly and crack the opponent's tricks.
But then again, even if Guo Jia knows how to use it well, there must be such a person.
Zhao Da Hammer!
Gao Shun also gave a thumbs up in his heart.
Talent!
(End of chapter)