Chapter 16: The Age of the Absurd

"What is this? Has anyone eaten it? ”

"Songhua eggs. It was made over there in the Hetao, and when it was expensive, one had to be twelve or thirteen Wen! ”

"Yes, this is Songhua egg, there are also eggs called gray bags in Guanzhong, and vinegar pickled eggs in Xiangyang, but no matter what they are called, it has something to do with the experiment we are going to do today."

Soon, the experimental materials were placed on the desk, and the students all probed their brains to watch the gentleman, who was also a small grade, fiddling with objects there.

Also observing the audit were a boy sent by Yuan Tiangang, who was said to learn advanced alchemy techniques......

When the experiment was done, there was still some unfinished business, but the young gentleman still had to teach, so he continued to lecture.

“…… The judgment of this metathesis reaction is that the solubility of water is used, and the quicklime becomes hydrated lime when it encounters water. Hydrated lime and alkali surface are mixed to produce limestone and caustic soda ......"

After this class, the school ate fat beef noodles and gave half a Songhua egg.

What is taught and learned in the school has nothing to do with the outside, but in recent years, the "magic capital on the earth" has a reputation, even if it is an old farmer who deals with alkali artemisia in Hetao, and now he is smashing two sentences, "I am selling this alkali as expensive as Wuhan".

If you really want to use one sentence to describe it, it is probably the well-known sentence "because of this, scientific truth" 1,500 years later, which is incisive.

Even if his change is meaningless and effective in the Zhenguan Dynasty, it will make the barren land where the alkali artemisia grows give birth to about one or two three or four "bear children" who want to figure out a truth.

This is the quest for knowledge, or more true, in short, when the illiterate alkali farmer faces his children to get to the bottom of it, he only has two choices, one is to slap the past, by the way, "there are a lot of"; The second is to show him the way, say who knows more, and ask him to go.

Such "bear children", most of them may not necessarily cross the Yellow River and go to the Dahe Workshop to "dig into the roots", but as long as there are one, two, three or four, maybe not in the Zhenguan Dynasty, maybe in the Zhenguan Dynasty in the next fifty years and a hundred years, but there will definitely be such "bear children" across the Yellow River, and then "dig into the roots", only at that moment, this barren land, will be "outstanding people" in an instant.

"Somehow, Yi Guogong's luck is really good, and the few Xiaolang who he funded earlier have all fought for a future. There is a biological mother who is a Silla maid, and she actually started a honey business, and now more than half of the honey in the south of Luoyang City is from him. ”

"But a businessman, what a future."

"Hey, you can't say that, now donate a Xuanjie, benevolence, it's not difficult to say it's simple or not, as long as you take out real money, then you can really donate."

"That's a."

"How can it be useless? There is an official body, and there may be too much to talk about here. Let's just say that the Qin Ming Tax Collection Department, at least I can't just take you, right? Besides, I heard that this matter of dispersing officials has something to do with the inner government, and the outer courts can't reach out, so maybe there will be a queen. How big of a backer is this? ”

"Shhh...... So not afraid of accidents? ”

"Now that the prime minister has become a sleepy worm for the secretary and supervisor, the scattered officials are really scattered, and it doesn't matter."

Loose officials represent the country's treatment level, and taking money for a different establishment is very much in line with the scientific concept of development. Li Dong doesn't think there is any problem anyway, anyway, when it comes to practice, it doesn't fit with this system. Since the Zhenguan Dynasty walked in a strange shape at the fork in the road of history, the officials were no longer very concerned about the treatment given by the imperial court.

It's like the boss of Qian Guqian, the leader of the Qinming Taxation Division, will he care about his official rank? Obviously not, his real mouth, of course, is to shoot the emperor's sycophants in place and shoot comfortably, next, what benefits can't be obtained?

In the entire South Canal, Boss Qian said that he wanted to play a beautiful girl, from the secretary to the pawn, there was really nothing he couldn't get. How many serious iron plates are there? It's just that Boss Qian is still good at being a person, knowing that he is a "cool official", and the end will not be too good, so he didn't completely force people to death, of course, the premise is that the other party has a deep background.

It's like Chai Lingwu, what's wrong with snatching him a mirror? Can you bite his eggs? But if you want to talk about the woman who robbed Chai Lingwu, then it won't work, he Qian Gu is not a Zhenguan famous minister, and he is not following Li Dong to fight the world, Chai Shao's face involves the royal family, and if he dares to slap his face, he has to look at his identity.

The opponent who can make Chai Lingwu pretend to be a dog must also be the leader in such a noble group.

Therefore, Boss Qian knows very well where the line in his heart is drawn, and he also knows the national treatment of Zhenguan Dynasty, which is a fart.

Can making a fortune point to the court's fortune? Joke!

If you want to make a fortune in the system, there is only one reason: you have the right not to be an official in vain.

After 1,500 years, it will be about "the right not to use, and it will be invalid when it expires", which is concise and concise, pointing directly to the original heart and even more to the core.

"At present, the way of the world is becoming more and more incomprehensible, and it is a person who runs a school and creates a private school. When I went back to Chang'an, there was a butcher in the west of the city who opened a slaughtering school! What the fuck is this...... What a world! Learning to kill pigs has actually become a knowledge, which is simply unreasonable! ”

"What is this? There is a Dongguan town in Huaiyin, and there are slut professors who 'blow and play and sing', all of them are Silla maids and Baekje Niang, the world is declining, and it is unsightly! ”

"Oh? Where else is this? Brother, hurry up and make it clear, my brother is going to Yangzhou in the second half of the year, and he will definitely criticize and criticize it. ”

The younger students who listened on the side cheered up one after another, ready to listen to the truth, but fortunately, when the time came, they couldn't find the way to find the way. As the so-called "old horse knows the way", you have to be an old driver to drive.

Whether there is really a place to teach "blowing, playing and singing" in Dongguan Town of the South Canal is not important, how can you advocate it to people if there are insulting things? Just know it in your heart.

The strange "private school", "school", "lecture hall" and "cram school" are booming like this, and the original "one skill" is rapidly realized under the subtle general trend, which makes the old-school craftsmen unable to adapt, and also makes the old scholars confused, the times are full of bizarre, like an absurd legend, completely unpredictable, and even more difficult to adapt.

But in the end, it is not the times, society, and relationships that adapt to people, but the reversal, and people themselves have to adapt to it. Rao is a brilliant "Eighteen Bachelors", or a brave battlefield general, in such an absurd and grotesque era, the mantis that occasionally used the mantis arm as a car, and then was run over by a strange car that I don't know what brand it was retarded, and then it was forgotten, but it was better than a joke.

In the west of Hanyang City, in the evening, the cooking smoke rises like wolf smoke. Unlike other places, it has gradually become three meals a day instead of two meals a day. Originally, there was no activity at night, and I couldn't serve the farm, and I didn't feel tired if I didn't eat.

And now, in the west of the city, there are many people who still have to work at night, and if they don't eat dinner on the last night shift, they will die early and be reincarnated.

"You short-lived fool, the old lady has prepared dinner for you to eat, for you to go to the school to study, you are good, go to the river to see what snail girl from Yangzhou! You dare to run! You dare to run old lady and break your dog's leg-"

I don't know which roar came from the shop, followed by the crying of the young man, and the frantic dinner was added, about the Wuhan brand of bamboo shoots fried meat......