The Tang Dynasty edition of Chang'an Daily was born for various reasons, and then for various reasons, Zhang De transferred it to the inner government. The eunuch who came out of the palace to redeem the yin and yang people who bought the plate shop was very happy, who didn't know that the man in Liangfeng County was generous? So in order to get some kickbacks, the eunuch gave a high price.

Whose money is not a cuddle? Lao Zhang believed that Li Dong would be deflated sooner or later, and in the year of Zhenguan, where the illiteracy rate was more than 95 percent, the newspaper was a teasing product.

As for wanting to rely on the newspaper to fight with the doctor, it is simply to take off his pants and sit on the top of the mountain - hit the stone with an egg!

The population controlled by the five surnames and seven wangs alone, and the effect of a housekeeper going to the countryside to collect rent and shouting twice, are all stronger than those poor people in Pingkangfang.

To put it mildly, that is, the material foundation of the feudal centralized society cannot support the spiritual world of the unawakened toiling masses.

As a result, Zhang De happily earned a piece of land south of Xianyang near the Wei River, which was not much, only 1,500 acres. It's a little smaller than the Diaoyutai Workshop, but finally there are docks on both sides of the Wei River...... It's so cool.

Because it is on the north bank of the Wei River, it is generally necessary to save some trouble, such as the hydraulic ball mill can be installed on the north bank. Then you can make pulverized coal.

Why is pulverized coal made? Because it is necessary to make a coal stove.

Why make a coal stove? Because Li Simo said that he would stay in the grassland for a while longer, he might have to spend the winter, and asked if there were any more humane heating measures? Wool felt is still a bit unheartening.

Zhang De actually didn't know what this mad dog wanted to do, anyway, he had been mysterious recently. And it seems that there are a lot of barbarians in Huaiyuan, all of them are sincerely afraid, like pugs.

Later, there were more ridiculers, all of whom were sincerely afraid. It's like a pug.

Later, there were more Khitans, all of whom were sincerely frightened, like pugs......

What the hell does the old mad dog want to do?!

", this stove ......" Li Simo, who had a piece of mutton pierced on the scimitar and then roasted on the coal stove, fell into deep thought. Then he slapped his thigh, "Okay, cooked!" ”

sprinkled a little salt, and the king of Huaiyuan County tore very refreshingly: ", you really have the ability, this king admires the capable person the most." Pharmacist Li counts one, your uncle counts one, Li Maogong counts one, and you count half. ”

Wait! What does it mean when I count half?

"The king of the county has won the prize."

"This king never wins a prize." Li Simo's eyes lit up. Then he lowered his voice and said, "Hey, hey, that idiot, I'm going to do it." Guess who told me? ”

As he spoke, he tore a piece of meat, and it was all yellow mutton, or lamb, and it was very tender.

Not to mention melt-in-the-mouth. Just rushed to this mutton without the smell of fishy, Lao Zhang felt that he could eat the next one!

"Who?"

Lao Zhang looked at Li Simo curiously. Military affairs, thousands of miles to tell the truth? It's true love. Could it be that the old mad dog still has a female dog confidant in the Western Turks?

"Mud."

"He's crazy?"

Zhang De couldn't help but wonder if Ashina was bitten by Li Simo and then infected with rabies. Otherwise, this is not scientific, even if you want to die, but you have to fight the Tiele people. Can't you help? As long as the news leaks, it may be wiped out.

Can you do something like this? Mud is too dick.

"He's not crazy, this king is just a little trick."

Why do you still know how to use tricks!

Hearing the words of the old mad dog, Zhang De's eyes bulged in his eyes, looking so unscientific. If you want to say that you are obsessed with thinking and doing such a thing, Lao Tzu must have believed it at that time. But you are Li Simo, you used to be a loyal dog of Jieli, you were scolded by your boss for "having a miscellaneous beard", how can you use your brain to do things?

"I don't know the king's tricks?"

Zhang De looked at Li Simo with a curious expression, and then helped roast the mutton for the old mad dog.

"Sprinkle some peppercorns."

Li Simo said.

"Hey."

Lao Zhang diligently sprinkled some peppercorn noodles.

Then the old mad dog had a triumphant face: "This king said to the muddy dog, His Majesty the Heavenly Khan asked me to bring you a message." ”

It sounds familiar.

"As long as you turn from darkness to ...... light"

It's familiar.

"I guarantee that you will be prosperous and rich, and you will enjoy it endlessly!"

Zhang De's eyes widened, waiting for Li Simo to continue.

"Uh, and then?"

Lao Zhang saw that Li Simo actually ate meat with a good taste, so he didn't say anything.

"And then? No more. Li Simo looked at Zhang De with a strange expression, "This is my clever plan, it's not bad, right?" ”

You're a ghost! What a daydream! Who would believe it!

"The mud man believed?"

"How can you not believe it? I'm the king of Huaiyuan! Canonized by His Majesty the Heavenly Khan! ”

"No, the king. I mean, they believe what you say? Don't ask for a certificate? ”

"Do you need it? I am the king of Huaiyuan County canonized by Tian Khan! ”

“……”

Ouch, Lao Tzu believes in your ghost. Could it be that Li Dong's brain-dead aura can still be spread through you? Ashina is really a big fool?

But it's not impossible.

Lao Zhang fell into a wave of contemplation, Ashina belongs to the grade despised by Li Simo, maybe he will be crushed by his IQ?

However, this cannot be explained by IQ crushing at all.

"King of the county, will you be deceived by the mud?"

"No, this king has already sent his own guards, one person and five horses, to Jinshan to inquire about the news. The forces of the Western Regions have indeed been dispatched, the troops of the Western Regions have been drained, and the three surnames of Gelulu have all gone north, who can still say that they can be moved? ”

“……”

This idiot really believes the old mad dog's empty promise.

"And what is the plan of the county king?"

"Of course, it's a robbery of money, cattle and sheep and women. Didn't you say it a long time ago? ”

Li Simo looked at Zhang De with a strange expression, ", you can't have the kindness of a woman." Zi said: The benevolent love others. ”

Your two sentences are so inconsistent!

Then Li Simo sighed with emotion, wiped his greasy big hand on his body, and took out a book of Analects from his arms: "The teachings of the sage are really broad and profound." The saint told me to be a benevolent being, because a benevolent person is a person who is full of love and compassion. This king thinks so, so this king is tolerant of His Majesty's subjects. But those beasts on the steppe count as people? Therefore this king must not have mercy on them. ”

As he spoke, he pulled out the scimitar on his waist: "The sage told me that if you repay your grievances with virtue, how can you repay virtue?" Repay grievances with directness. Those beasts wanted to cross the Hanhai Sea and go to Yanran Mountain, why? Because they want to rob us of our money, our cattle and sheep, our women. , do you know what it means to repay grievances directly? You're so young, you definitely don't understand. This king will explain to you that the meaning of retribution is that we will do to others as they do to us. Got it? ”

Lao Zhang was stunned and nodded stupidly.

Then my heart said no, didn't they rob it yet?

Then Simo shook his shiny scimitar: "Zi said: Prevention is the best policy." Although they haven't robbed us of our money yet, they haven't migrated to Yanran Mountain. But there's a good chance they'll grab it, so we'll grab them first. ”

Simo gently patted Zhang De's shoulder: "These are all the teachings of the saints, you must read more in the future." ”

"Well, I'll try."

Lao Zhang roasted the meat silently, feeling that with his own intelligence, he might not be able to understand the Analects. (To be continued.) )