Chapter 422: How to wipe your ass
The eldest girl sat on the wall and laughed and leaned back and trembled: "Giggle...... Do you know how handsome you are now? ”
Xu Zizhen found that this big girl was really good-looking, and her eyes were originally big, but this smile was bent into two crescents, and when she sat on the wall, her two long legs swayed by the wall, and the thin pants outlined the curve of her legs without reservation.
"Beauty, what is your name?"
"Xiao Rongyu."
"Wow! Good name! Xu Zizhen felt a little evil in his heart, and made jade blow "Xiao"? Hey, I like it.
Xiao Rongyu seems to have been sent by Yelu Dashi to protect himself secretly, this point definitely did not run, thinking of this almost selected righteous brother, Xu Zizhen was still a little moved in his heart, there was Yelu Fu before, but now he has been replaced by such a charming big girl.
Gee...... Could it be that my eldest brother specially sent it to me?
Xu Zizhen suddenly remembered a character, and couldn't help asking, "Xiao Rongyu?" Are you Xiao Ta's sister who doesn't smoke? ”
Xiao Rongyu said in surprise: "Huh? Do you know my sister-in-law? ”
"Huh? She's your sister-in-law? Xu Zizhen was taken aback, Xiao Ta Buyan is the founding queen of Western Liao, that is, Yelu Dashi's wife, she is Xiao Rongyu's sister-in-law, doesn't that mean......
Xiao Rongyu said: "Yes, she is my brother's wife, isn't she my sister-in-law?" ”
Xu Zizhen said curiously: "Then why is your surname Xiao?" ”
Xiao Rongyu glanced at him strangely: "I take my mother's surname, this is normal." Speaking of this, she glanced into the distance and said with a smile, "Someone is coming, I'll go first, don't worry, my brother asked me to protect you secretly, and I won't let you have anything to do." As soon as she finished speaking, she disappeared into the wall.
"Uh......" Xu Zizhen didn't know what to say, he never thought that Yelu Dashi would send his sister to protect him secretly, you must know that Yelu Dashi is the founding monarch of the Western Liao Kingdom, and in the future, his sister will be the eldest princess of the Western Liao, the golden branch and jade leaf!
Damn, Lao Tzu has a big face this time.
With a bang, the courtyard door was suddenly kicked open, Yan Zhao rushed in with an anxious face, and at a glance saw Xu Zizhen standing in the courtyard in a daze, and the people lying on the ground next to him, and there was a hole in the door of his head, which seemed to have been dead for a while.
This time it was Yan Zhao's turn to be in a daze: "You...... Are you okay? ”
Xu Zizhen came back to his senses and smiled: "What can I do?" A few hundred of this kind of goods is not enough for me to beat. ”
"That's good, that's good, damn me scared to death." Yan Zhao held his hands on his knees and gasped, his eyes swept over the hole in his head again, and after a closer look, he suddenly realized, "It turned out to be this kid?" ”
"Brother Xu!" There was a call from outside the door again, it was Gu Zhongchen, Qian Tongzhi and Yi Zhixiu'er who had arrived, they didn't have the skills and physique of Yan Zhao, they all ran pale and panting like a cow, but the strange thing was that Xiu'er was still ordinary and didn't have any abnormalities.
Xu Zizhen grabbed their heads and patted them first, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm fine, in fact, I saw that this was a conspiracy early on, and I came here just to cut the grass and eradicate the roots." ”
Xiao Rongyu, who was secretly in the distance, couldn't help but pout, this person is really shameless, and he will plan it, if it weren't for Miss Ben's shot, you would already be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Gu Zhongchen looked at the burning room in front of him, then looked at the group of people on the ground, pointed to Qin Song's corpse and said angrily: "How can this be reasonable!" This is a deliberate act of killing people, even if this thief does not die, he will not escape the punishment of my Great Song Law! ”
Yan Zhao patted his chest with palpitations and said, "Mother, I'm scared to death...... I'm scared to death, but fortunately, Xiao Xu, you have good kung fu. ”
Xu Zizhen said: "Hehe, it's just a good helper for some crops." ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's just a piece of."
At this moment, a voice of gnashing teeth came from behind: "Xu! Child! Frame! ”
Xu Zizhen was startled, only to see Yi Zhi pull Yan Zhao Qian Tongzhi away and walk over, looking at him angrily with a pair of eyes, Xu Zizhen suddenly remembered what Yi Zhi said to him not long ago, and couldn't help but feel a little weak in his heart, and said with a dry laugh: "Beauty, there is ...... What are the commands? ”
Yi Zhi only felt that he was going crazy, and he didn't know how this man's brain was long, he just told him to be low-key and careful not to be reckless, and he was thrown into the back of his mind in a blink of an eye.
"How dare the little woman He De have orders to you Xu Gongzi, since you are so capable, I don't have to follow you anymore, what does your life and death have to do with me?"
Xu Zizhen lowered his head like a bear child who had done something wrong, too, people took care of themselves repeatedly, and as a girl from the Great Song Dynasty, she followed her to drink at night, in order to watch herself and not let herself be reckless? But it's good to be yourself, in order to fight the injustice, I almost made myself a roast pig, what if something really happens to Zhao Gou? What about the Great Song Dynasty? Is it going back to history?
He scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "That...... Don't be angry, I'm just too frizzy, I must change it in the future, I must change it! ”
Yi Zhi pointed to Qin Song's corpse and said: "Although Qin Song is only a businessman, there is Li Bangyan behind him, originally the people in the court have not yet figured out the relationship between you and the Jin people, and no one will touch you in a short time, but you are forcing the Qin family and Li Bangyan to seek revenge, is this how you repay King Kang and King Kaiping for your cultivation?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Xu Zizhen heard a key point, that is, Yi Zhi is the person of the Seventh Master and Yongye, and has nothing to do with Zhao Kai, the king of Yun, now he is down-to-earth, and his eyes are more cordial when he looks at Yi Zhi.
To deal with women, Xu Zizhen had a trick, he grinned cheekily and said: "Yi Zhijushi, you just scold, you are so angry that you are scolding...... Ah no, it's to dissipate my anger, or punch me a few times and kick me a few times, I won't resist. ”
"You!" Yi Zhi only felt that her chest was blocked in one breath, Xu Zizhen's words seemed to be apologizing, but like flirting between men and women, she took a deep breath and finally regained her composure, and snorted, "What if I kill you when the disaster happens?" Xiu'er, let's go. ”
Xu Zizhen saw her turn around and leave, and shouted in a daze: "Hey, you don't give me an idea?" How do you wipe your butt next? ”
Yi Zhisheng blushed and turned his head to glare at him: "Vulgar!" I really don't know how King Kang and King Kaiping can value you so much! ”
Xu Zizhen had to say anything more, Yi Zhi and Xiu'er had already walked away, and soon disappeared.
"Damn, this girl can leave whatever she says, and she has no sense of responsibility at all."
Qian Tongzhi said with a smile: "You can be content, Yi Zhiju has never said more than three words to a man." ”
Xu Zizhen said: "So awesome? Why is she? ”
Gu Zhongchen also interjected: "Just because she is the first strange woman in the Great Song Dynasty." ”