Chapter 57: Fruit Salad
Wen Bufan was originally enthusiastic and wanted to save the people of the Blue City. But as soon as Li Dakui said it, Wen Bufan suddenly had an idea in his heart.
So he said to Li Dakui: "What position do you live in now?" ”
"General!" Li Dakui said.
"Oh! Then do you know how many civil and military ministers there are in this city? Wen Bufan asked.
"All ran away, these spineless guys, they all ran away when the disaster came!" Li Dakui said angrily.
"Ran away? So you're the biggest official in the city? Wen Bufan asked.
Li Dakui thought for a while, and then said: "It seems that Tao Zijie, the imperial historian of Zuodu, is still there, and he is helping to defend the city on the city wall over there." ”
"Oh! Then send someone to invite him to me, and you are going to prepare some of this! Wen Bufan handed a note to Li Dakui and said, "The more the merrier!" ”
Li Dakui unfolded the note and looked at it, frowned, but didn't say anything, turned around and called a hundred and ten soldiers, sent one to invite Tao Zijie, and then led the others to prepare.
After a while, a man who looked like a clerk ran over and asked, "Which master can save the people of Li from fire and water?" ”
Wen Bufan looked at Tao Zijie carefully, and saw that this person was in his thirties, medium height, small eyes, a scruffy beard on his face, and his clothes were dirty. I think I've been on the city wall for days.
"Me!" Wen Bufan agreed.
"You!" Tao Zijie looked at Wen Bufan, "There are so many enemy troops outside the city, you can repel them alone?" ”
"You don't believe me?" Wen Bufan asked, "What if I could?" ”
"If you can, I'll worship you as Lord!" Tao Zijie said unequivocally.
"You worship me as Lord? And what about your king? Wen Bufan asked.
"He who forsakes the people in the face of danger is not worthy to be king!" Tao Zijie said proudly.
"Okay, you only need to hold it for half a day, and I will retreat from the enemy!" Wen Bufan looked at Tao Zijie and said.
"It's said that half a day, three days is no problem! What if you can't retreat from the enemy? Tao Zijie asked.
"Leave it to your disposal!" Wen Bufan said calmly.
"Good! If you retreat from the enemy, I Tao Zijie will worship you as the Lord, if not, don't blame me for being unkind! Tao Zijie turned around after speaking.
"Is that a civil official? It's a bit like talking, but the style of doing things is not like it at all! Bao Mei looked at Tao Zijie's back and said.
"I like it!" Wen Bufan said.
"How do you like men?" Bao Mei looked at Wen Bufan and asked.
Wen Bufan turned around and slapped Bao Mei and said, "This person is very talented, and that Li Dakui, they are both talents!" ”
In less than half a day, Li Dakui prepared all the things that Wen Bufan asked him to prepare.
"Load them all up the city walls and throw them into the elephant herd with trebuchets, first throwing a hundred barrels!" Wen Bufan said to Li Dakui.
"Good!" Li Dakui agreed to do it.
"What did you ask him to prepare?" Bao Mei asked.
"Fruit salad! Stuffed! Wen Bufan said.
"What is fruit salad? Is it tasty? How is it fed again? Bao Mei asked.
"Fruit salad is to put a lot of fruits together, not to mention delicious?" Wen Bufan said.
"It's delicious, isn't it even more delicious with ingredients?" Bao Mei thought as she spoke, and then said, "Oh. I see, are you inviting those outside to eat salad, and when they are full, they will not attack the city? No, don't they have more strength to attack the city when they are full? ”
Wen Bufan looked at Bao Mei who was thinking and said: "The salad is delicious, and the toppings are naturally even more delicious, but the ingredients I added to them are a little special." ”
When Bao Mei heard this, she became interested and asked, "What did you add to them?" ”
"Croton!" Wen Bufan said very easily.
At this time, Li Dakui had already launched all the prepared 100 large vasks of fruit salad!
"How much fruit did you buy?" Wen Bufan asked at Li Dakui.
"What are you buying? I have collected all the fruits in the city, this is to defend my homeland, and naturally I have the money to contribute and make a strong contribution! "What Li Dakui said is very reasonable! At least that's what Wen Bufan thinks!
"There is no fruit to eat." Bao Mei said to the little monkey in disappointment.
The little monkey was still grinning with his teeth, and his clothes had nothing to do with him. Bao Mei pretended to be angry and hit the monkey and said, "Today you are going to eat like us!" ”
The little monkey still jumped on Bao Mei with his teeth and frolicked with Bao Mei.
Li Dakui suddenly remembered something, and said to Bao Mei: "I remembered that I didn't go in the palace, and there were still a lot of fruits there!" ”
"Really?" Bao Mei was very happy when she heard this, and said to the little monkey: "You don't have to eat rice, there are fruits to eat!" ”
The little monkey was still smiling.
Wen Bufan said to Li Dakui: "Tell the soldiers to start eating now, and in an hour, follow me out of the city!" ”
The fruit salad flew from the city walls to the garrison camp outside the city, and the elephants were attracted by the smell of fruit, and they stopped and began to enjoy it!
Damon looked at the fruits flying all over the sky, and for some reason, he thought to himself, these stupid guys, do they think that if we feed my elephants, we won't attack? It's ridiculous.
Thinking of this, Damon ordered: "Everyone rest for a while, and when our elephants are full, we will attack together!" ”
The elephants never seemed to have eaten the hundred buckets of fruit salad that were quickly consumed.
Wen Bufan saw it sincerely, and said to Li Dakui: "Then go to the camps of the West Chi Kingdom and the North and South Yue Kingdoms to throw a hundred barrels each, remember that you must line up from the camps of the Baoxiang Kingdom to the camps of those countries!" ”
Li Dakui nodded and went to command.
At this time, due to the enemy forces outside the city, the siege did not begin. Tao Zijie was also on another city wall of the Sea Blue City, looking at the fruit salad that Li Dakui launched out, at first he didn't think of what Wen Bufan wanted to do, but when he saw that those elephants would love to eat these fruit salads so much, he vaguely thought that Wen Bufan must have some plan! At this time, Tao Zijie saw that the city wall began to launch fruit salad again, and it was fired from the direction of the Baoxiang National Military Camp to the military camps of other countries. Tao Zijie's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: "What a genius, I have to meet the master!" ”
Damon saw that the fruit salad was starting to be launched again in the Blue City, and he smiled secretly in his heart, knowing how powerful our Treasure Elephant Country is, now imagine the elephant that feeds me, it's too late! If I had known this, it would have been nice to agree to my request at the time. Then Damon thought again, whether the requirements at that time were a bit low. Will they send someone out to negotiate with me later? How much should I be paid?
Damon was still thinking about it, when someone outside shouted, "Oh no! ”
(End of chapter)