Chapter 465: The aggrieved Zhang Defu
Back in the courtyard, taking a cold shower, Nie Xiaotian took Monk Yang straight to the cooking class.
After running five kilometers, I was already hungry.
Before Nie Xiaotianren stepped into the door of the cooking class, he had already shouted: "Ass, snake ass, where did you kid die?!" ”
Snake Ass received the summons and immediately ran out of the kitchen, and the thing was holding a white towel to wipe his hands and laughing as he ran.
"Battalion commander, you're here, I'm ready for you!" As he spoke, the goods ran into the kitchen, and after a while, they brought something to eat, which was very simple, two bowls of millet porridge, a plate of pickles, and a dozen buns.
Nie Xiaotian said that he should share weal and woe with the soldiers, not be special, and not open a small stove, so what the snake butt took out was a big pot of rice, which was left for Nie Xiaotian by the snake butt.
Nie Xiaotian looked at the steamed bun and porridge still steaming, smiled with satisfaction at the snake's buttocks, picked up a bun, and saw that the bun was thin and filling, and shook it lightly in his hand, and he could see the juice swaying inside, ouch, he saw the gluttonous worm in Nie Xiaotian's stomach cooing, he swallowed his saliva, and couldn't wait to take it and stuff it straight into his mouth, and suddenly, a stream of meat juice broke out of the skin, and a burst of gravy filled the entire mouth, and the horse meat inside was even more elastic, fragrant and delicious, "Mmmmmm, Yes, butt, this bun is delicious! Nie Xiaotian boasted while eating.
When the snake butt heard this, it was as if he had won a bonus, and he was so happy that his eyes couldn't see it, and he said happily: "You eat first, there is not enough in it!" ”
Of course, this bun is delicious, you must know that although the bun eaten by Nie Xiaotian and the other soldiers is steamed in a pot, it is specially made for Nie Xiaotian by the snake's buttocks, just so that the battalion commander of the two goods can eat happily. And it's definitely a big pot of rice, and it's all buns, and the snake butt proudly thinks, well, this is not a small stove.
"Hmm!" Nie Xiaotian's mouth was stuffed too much, and he couldn't speak, so he waved his hand and motioned for the snake ass to go by himself. The snake ass just went: "It's not enough, call me in a while!" ”
Monk Yang ate even more miserably, this mouth is very big, one bun at a time, just stuffed one, took it with his right hand, and stuffed another bun into it.
Nie Xiaotian scolded: "Look at you like that, it's like a starving ghost reincarnated!" ”
After Monk Yang swallowed the bun in his mouth, he took two more with both hands! said: "Battalion commander, your appearance is not much better, okay!" Besides, this is what you taught us, saying that eating is war, and if you eat slowly on the battlefield, maybe before you finish your meal, the little devil will rush over...... If you want to be killed, you have to starve to death......"
"Yes, is that how I teach?" Nie Xiaotian glanced at Monk Yang, and did teach them, "What about a special monk, eating meat and drinking wine......
"You didn't teach it yet!" Monk Yang smiled innocently, but his hands and mouth were not idle.
Nie Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and countered: "I taught you to eat meat and drink wine, did Lao Tzu teach you to steal wine and drink?" ”
"I didn't teach me to steal, I taught me to rob!" Monk Yang said while eating steamed buns, "But I can't rob you, you are stingy, you never give me enough wine to drink, I can't tell when my alcohol addiction comes, so I can only steal some drink!" ”
"Put your fucking fart, just the amount of alcohol you drink, let you drink enough, Lao Tzu's little wine is left?!" Nie Xiaotian glanced at the monk, yes, this monk has completely learned badly.
Shaking his head, Nie Xiaotian scolded that he was tired, and took a spoon to solve the millet porridge in the bowl. Monk Yang was interested, and he didn't dare to speak anymore, just caring about eliminating those buns.
Well, not to mention, this millet porridge is more fragrant than rice porridge, and with the pickles brought by Monk Yang, it has a unique taste, delicious and attractive, so tempting that Nie Xiaotian waved the spoon again and again, and never put it down......
"Old Nie, Camp Commander Nie!"
was struggling to eliminate the porridge in the bowl, but heard two shouts from outside the door of the cooking class.
When Nie Xiaotian heard this voice, he immediately frowned, yes, it's a blessing or a curse, and it can't be avoided. Zhang Defu's turtle grandson found it. Ouch, why didn't Liu Xiaobiao's donkey day stop it!
Yes?
Nie Xiaotian was thinking about whether to run away, after all, Zhang Defu's goods were too annoying, if you didn't give him something, you wouldn't be able to send him away. But Nie Xiaotian's things didn't fall from the sky, and every time it made Nie Xiaotian's flesh hurt......
Yes, out of sight, run.
When Nie Xiaotian just got up to run, he saw the door open, and Zhang Defu was stunned when he saw Nie Xiaotian's appearance.
"You dog Liu Xiaobiao, didn't you say that your battalion commander was not there? Didn't you say he was out? Zhang Defu scolded Liu Xiaobiao next to him, "Dog Day's spy military intelligence, if you are Lao Tzubing, I will fucking kill you!" ”
Liu Xiaobiao gave Nie Xiaotian an apologetic expression, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious: Battalion commander, I stopped it, but Zhang Defu, the turtle grandson, he couldn't stop it!
Failed to escape, Nie Xiaotian had to sit back again, and secretly made a gesture to Liu Xiaobiao, indicating that it was okay.
Liu Xiaobiao breathed a sigh of relief and retreated to the side of Monk Yang, this product was even more fierce, very polite, reached out and grabbed it, and directly stuffed two buns into his mouth together, and he was not afraid of bursting his mouth. As a result, the mouth didn't burst, but the thing didn't notice that it was a soup bag, so he listened to the snort, and the soup broke out of his mouth, like a fountain, and he opened his mouth to spray wildly, and Liu Xiaobiao couldn't cover it with his hands. provoked Nie Xiaotian to scold: "Look at your unpromising appearance!" ”
"Lao Zhang, come on, come on, sit, haven't you eaten yet?" Since he has already come, then simply receive it generously, Nie Xiaotian shouted at the snake's buttocks, "Ass, get some more buns......"
"Alas, here it is!" The snake's ass echoed.
Zhang Defu's stomach growled, although there were still a few buns in front of him, but he didn't mean to eat them, but looked at Nie Xiaotian, and said eagerly: "Old Nie, I'll talk about eating this for a while." Brother, you have to help me! ”
Ouch, Nima, again!?
Although Nie Xiaotian had already made preparations, he didn't expect that this product would be so direct this time. Damn, how about using Lao Tzu as a warehouse?
"Alas...... You've come all the way here, and you have to eat enough to say no. Otherwise, others say that I, Nie Xiaotian, can't entertain people, then I won't ......."
"Lao Nie, you're really welcome, brother just asked if you would agree, right?" Zhang Defu said.
Of course not......
This Nima really doesn't want to agree.
How did Nie Xiaotian know what kind of pit was dug in front of him?
"You have to talk about things first, so don't blame me for not being inconsiderate." Nie Xiaotian's old face was thick enough, and he was even more cheap, and said bluntly, "But, Lao Zhang, can you say something first?" Damn, after Lao Tzu was cheated by you twice, he was fucking scared! ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Defu's old face turned red. Come to think of it, the first two times were a bit unkind. Hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, brother, isn't that also a helpless move!" This time it's different......"
Helpless move, your sister?
Scoundrels are pretty much the same!
Nie Xiaotian said: "It's different? Tell me about it! ”
Zhang Defu's face sank, and he lowered his head slightly aggrieved and said: "Damn, don't mention it, my old Zhang is a dead man!" If you don't help me, I won't be able to live! ”
"Huh?" Liu Xiaobiao and Monk Yang were stunned.
"What's the situation?" Nie Xiaotianxin said, could it be that this thing was beaten up? Is this to find the master to earn some face? Can......
Probably not!
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(End of chapter)