Chapter 140: The Three Pleasures of Life

Just like the last time he went to the paper mill, Shi Yuan was still sitting outside the car with Lao Yang at this time. Of course, Shi Yuan actually wanted to sit in the car with Lin Yingyue, but was driven out by Lin Yingyue......

Lao Yang drove the carriage and walked slowly, Shi Yuan sat on the carriage, humming an unknown song, but thinking about the scene of the last time he went to the paper mill: it was that Old Man Lin had just arranged for himself to help Lin Yingyue, and the job that Lin Yingyue arranged for herself was to "drive" and be her driver...... However, he still hasn't learned to drive.

Maybe it was after that day, maybe it was the night before that day, Lin Yingyue had actually been deeply imprinted in her heart, but she didn't realize it. If it weren't for her injury, Lin Yingyue's bold kiss, perhaps, this relationship would continue to precipitate......

Thinking of this, Shi Yuan secretly looked behind him. Although through the car curtain, Shi Yuan seemed to see Lin Yingyue with a shy face, supporting her head with her hands, with a sweet smile on her face......

Hey...... Shi Yuan turned around and laughed stupidly.

Lao Yang, who was driving the carriage on the side, heard Shi Yuan's laughter, glanced at Shi Yuan, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly: "Shi Gongzi, what makes you so happy?" ”

Shi Yuan's face was still full of smiles. glanced at Lao Yang: "Hehe...... Lao Yang, do you know what the three happy things in life are? ”

When Lao Yang heard this, he pondered for a while, then shook his head at Shi Yuan: "I don't know ......"

Shi Yuan then smiled at first, and then looked at Lao Yang with a straight face: "For men, the three major pleasures in life are naturally - promotion, getting rich, and marrying a wife!" ”

Lao Yang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he looked at Shi Yuan with admiration, and nodded his head: "Get promoted, get rich, and marry a wife...... Shi Gongzi's statement is interesting! Hey...... But for a rough person like me, the happiest thing is to feel that I can eat and dress warmly...... Then ......" Lao Yang said this, he couldn't help frowning, thought for a while, and then was a little embarrassed, scratched his head with his hand, smiled at Shi Yuan, and added: "Then ...... Or take a wife. ”

Oh, yes! Getting promoted and getting rich is what everyone wants, but for most people in the world, these two items have become full food and warm clothing...... Shi Yuan, who was originally smiling, first paused for a moment when he heard Lao Yang's words, and then nodded at Lao Yang, who was smiling with his lips.

Shi Yuan thought in his heart, and looked at Lao Yang with a simple smile on his face again: "Lao Yang, you are a rough man...... I'm also a rough person, I'm even thicker than Lao Yang! Hey~"

Seeing that Shi Yuan suddenly started joking without a proper shape, Lao Yang also laughed again and shook the reins in his hand: "What Gongzi just said is a man, what about a woman?" ”

"Woman...... The three major pleasures, of course, are, big breasts, thin waist, and buttocks! Hehe......" Shi Yuan finished speaking, and smiled obscenely.

"Huh!?" When Lao Yang heard it, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and he couldn't say a word in surprise: "This...... Are these really the three great pleasures of a woman's life? How to listen &...... It's still like a man's "three pleasures"? ”

Even though Lao Yang had long been accustomed to hearing Shi Yuan's bold remarks, when he heard Shi Yuan's words, he couldn't help but shout in his heart: Insult Sven, insult Sven!

However, Shi Yuan's face was full of indifference, and he smiled at Lao Yang again: "How?" Ben Caizi's summary is quite incisive? ”

"Shameless~" However, without waiting for Lao Yang to answer, Lin Yingyue in the car was scolded all her life.

Shi Yuan heard Lin Yingyue's coquettish scolding, and his face was proud, and he couldn't help but be stunned: I didn't expect that Yue'er, this little girl, actually eavesdropped! Hey...... Shi Yuan rolled his eyes, as if he was intentional, looked at Lao Yang, and raised his voice: "Lao Yang, do you think...... Am I shameless? ”

Lao Yang looked embarrassed, but seeing the kind smile on Shi Yuan's face, he finally nodded: "Shi Gongzi, what you said is indeed a bit ...... Some are too explicit to be said by readers! ”

It seemed that he had already known Lao Yang's answer, and as soon as Lao Yang's voice fell, Shi Yuan pretended to be disappointed and sighed: "Alas~ The world laughs at me for being too crazy, I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it......"

After Shi Yuan finished speaking, he pretended to be heartbroken. Even if Lao Yang didn't understand it, when he saw Shi Yuan's heartbroken expression, his heart still couldn't help jumping: "Could it be ...... Did I misunderstand Shi Gongzi? ”

And Lin Yingyue, who was in the car, naturally heard Shi Yuan's words, but after Shi Yuan finished speaking, she couldn't help but smile: "Hehe...... This scoundrel actually said such high-sounding things...... Why do the world laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it...... It's obviously shameless ......" Lin Yingyue said secretly in her heart, and then pricked up her ears again and stole her voice.

And Shi Yuan, who was outside the car, after a sigh, glanced at Lao Yang, who looked puzzled, and then deliberately turned his head to the car: "Lao Yang...... Look at the problem, you can't just look at the surface......" Shi Yuan's face was righteous at this time, and his appearance was a little bit, that Mr. Wen Yan looked like when he was in class.

"When I just said big breasts, I mean that women have big hearts. A woman with a broad mind is generally liked by men, and there are many admirers. In this way, you will naturally find Ruyi Langjun; The thin waist means that the woman's body is delicate and lovable, which naturally refers to the woman's beauty; As for the butt warp...... This is to say that women are good at giving birth, gentle and virtuous, and able to run a family, and this kind of woman will have a happy family...... Lao Yang, do you understand now? ”

Lao Yang, who was driving the car on the side, heard Shi Yuan say a lot, but his face was still full of confusion...... Hearing Shi Yuan ask himself, he couldn't help but shake his head at Shi Yuan again.

"I'll sum it up for you! I mean that ...... The three happy events of a woman's life are: the beauty of being born is pitiful, the good man who marries is enviable, and the family harmony is praised! ”

Hearing Shi Yuan say slowly, Lao Yang on the side couldn't help but be fascinated by it, and for a while, even the reins in his hand had forgotten to shake: This ...... This...... This Shi Gongzi is not only thick-skinned, it is simply appalling! can explain his shameless words so high-sounding, in this world, I am afraid that there will never be a second person!

Glancing at Lao Yang, who had forgotten to catch the car, Shi Yuan smiled, then twisted his head again towards the car: "Lao Yang, tell me, such an incisive summary, am I shameless?" ”

Is it? Lao Yang couldn't say it for a long time. Because, Shi Yuan was already standing at the highest point of shamelessness at this time! No matter what you do, as long as you do your best, there will always be people who can't help but worship you! And Lao Yang, this is the case at this time...... Hearing Shi Yuan's shameless defense, he actually had a trace of admiration in his heart......