"Brother Lian, as the so-called end of the world has no grass, don't mess with your little mother, although they are just your father's concubines, but in terms of generation, they are all your aunts, and they are slept by your father every day, maybe before your father sleeps, other people don't know how many times they have slept with it, the technology is good, but it can be passed out to be humiliating?"

"Think about it, when you ride on that woman's body and she calls out your father's name, don't you feel a little sick ......to your stomach," Li Tai gushed out.

In this era, there was a custom of raising singers and raising concubines, and there was also a custom of giving concubines to each other. Before the Xianbei people, there was a custom that when the father died, the father's woman was inherited by the son.

This custom is still practiced among the Turkic, Tuhun Valley, Murwei and other ethnic groups.

However, now this is Datang!

Datang, the state of etiquette!

However, in this era, it is still very popular to give your concubine to a good friend, and the most famous one to give a concubine in ancient times was the great writer Su Shi, and after he died, a group of people ran out and claimed to be his illegitimate son, and the ancient aristocratic circle was not an ordinary chaos.

"No...... Not my father's concubine! The eldest grandson hurriedly waved his chubby hands and said.

"Could it be your father's favorite boy? I didn't expect my uncle to be like this. "Li Tai was very surprised, I'll go, everyone likes to do Ji so much?

"It's not my father's favorite boy!" Changsun Jian said.

"Could it be your brother's? it! Eldest Sun Chong, that guy dared to find a concubine! Li Tai couldn't help but be furious, and said: "Lizhi hasn't passed the door yet, he is actually looking for a concubine, next time I see him, I must pinch his balls!" ”

"Also...... This isn't my brother's concubine. "The eldest grandson wants to cry without tears, Qingque, why do you always miss other people's concubines!

"Your uncle's?" Li Tai didn't know what the eldest grandson was thinking, and asked, "This is not okay?" accidentally got a son and daughter, is it your brother or sister or your son and daughter? You must know that there is no scientific paternity test in your time. ”

Li Tai looked at Changsun Jian with disdain, and said, "I really didn't expect that you would be this kind of person, your family is really messy." ”

"Qingque, where are you talking about? The person I like is a yellow flower girl who has not yet married! "The eldest grandson wants to cry without tears.

"Are you sure it's not the technical workers of Pingkangfang who are thousands of people riding thousands of people?" Li Tai asked: "Don't be kidding, why is the yellow flower girl likely to fall in love with you?" ”

Hearing Li Tai's words, the eldest grandson looked aggrieved.

Is this still my brother? What about the brother who said yes?

"Your Highness, the person that the eldest grandson brother likes is my sister." Seeing that Li Tai was about to cry when he said that his eldest grandson, Fang Yiai, a good friend, stood up.

"Your sister? No way? Li Tai was very surprised and said, "He has ill intentions towards your sister and sees lust, so you don't beat him?" ”

If it was Lao Tzu, he would have beaten him to death!

"Qingque, for my brother, he is even a well-known upright gentleman in the Tang Dynasty, how can he have bad intentions? is the so-called fair lady, a gentleman, one is unmarried, one is unmarried, why not pursue? What's more, our eldest grandson's family is in the same house, so it is also the right one. The eldest grandson opened his mouth and said, looking like he was righteous.

"Come on, are you still a gentleman? As soon as he has money, he goes to Pingkangfang to prostitute himself. Li Tai didn't give this guy any face, and said: "From the beginning to the end, I don't look like a gentleman, but I look like an old prostitute." ”

"Since the door is right, you can directly ask your uncle to come to the door to propose marriage, anyway, you will not be able to marry a princess in your life." Li Tai said slowly: "Could it be that you have been repented of your marriage?" ”

"It doesn't matter if you regret your marriage, every pig's foot is opened from your regret marriage, as the so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!" Li Tai said jokingly: "Tomorrow, you will go to the Fang Mansion and tell Fang Xianggong: Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor young man, my eldest grandson will definitely come back!" ”

The eldest grandson rolled his eyes, if he really went to Fang's house to say these words, it was estimated that he would become a joke in Chang'an City the next day, and then he would be beaten to death by his father on the third day.

The eldest grandson took a deep breath and said, "Qingque, what I need is love, do you understand love?" I want the people I like, too, to like me, and not to be together as a political marriage. In a word, you can't help. ”

"Help, naturally we want to help, who made us brothers?" Li Tai asked, "How long have you known each other?" ”

is really speechless, a prostitute is still playing innocent, Li Tai really admires him.

This is a shame for the face of the second generation of our officials, okay? If you like it, you will be poisoned, if you can't do it, you won't dare to poison her, why do you say you love her?

Li Tai really wanted to tell these peerless quotations to Changsun Lian.

"I've known each other since I was a child, and you've seen it too." The eldest grandson replied.

"Damn, everyone is so familiar, you're embarrassed to do it, beast." Li Tai said disdainfully: "The rabbit still doesn't eat the grass next to the nest, maybe she just treats you as a younger brother, and you actually want to fall in love with her!" ”

"Qingque, you and my sister seem to have known each other since childhood." Eldest Sun Jian gritted his teeth and said.

"I call it fertilization and water not flowing into the fields of outsiders, kiss and kiss." Li Tai's smile deepened.

“……”

Looking at the resentful look on the face of the eldest grandson, Li Tai laughed.

I'm okay to disturb my threesome!

"Hey, it seems that spring has arrived, and it is another season for all things to mate in spring, the air is full of hormones, and there is a group of ...... living in Chang'an City in the Tang Dynasty," Li Tai said in a deep tone.

The two of them watched from the side, it was really helpless. Although we are the second in the alliance, can you not be so two-minded?

Especially the eldest grandson, who was said by Li Tai, was red-faced and red-eared.

"Okay, okay, don't be sad, can't I help you?" Li Tai smiled slightly and said: "This woman, I know best, I am known as an innocent little prince who is proficient in watching hundreds of millions of films and is able to find holes and explore the sea under the psychology of all kinds of women, and if I want to help you chase a woman, it is simply a matter of minutes." ”

"This chasing women, in fact, there are three very important points, because women either like rich men, or like handsome men, such as me, who are handsome and rich, naturally very popular with women, but the eldest grandson is handsome, you don't seem to be very handsome." Li Tai said with a grin.

"I'm the eldest grandson!" Changsun Jian said.

"Don't interrupt, listen to Teacher Li's class, your previous teacher didn't teach you, can't you talk nonsense and desert during class?" Li Tai glared at Changsun Jian and said: "Although the eldest grandson's family is rich, but the Fang family is not poor, you have no advantage in this, people are not handsome, it seems that you can only make a fuss from the literary style, girls, don't you like talented and beautiful women or something?" Li Tai said with a smile.

"But, but I'm ......" Eldest Sun Chuan is very helpless, I don't have any literary talent at all.

"You don't have it, it doesn't mean that others don't, there are many people in the world who have literary talents but lack money, as long as they are willing to pay a few taels of silver, they are afraid that they will not be able to buy good articles?" Li Tai said very proudly: "The problems that money can solve are not problems!" ”

"That's right, what Qingque said is not wrong, I'll buy it now, haha......" The eldest grandson listened to Li Tai's words, and stood up laughing, and then walked outside quickly, and Fang Yiai hurriedly followed.

"! Don't go, the person who Lao Tzu said is literary and short of money is me. "Li Tai is very angry, Lao Tzu's computer is brilliant, just waiting for you to exchange the money, you ran away!

despised the eldest grandson fiercely, and the wheat cakes were no longer fried.