Chapter 374: Make people cry without tears
Nie Xiaotian smiled, and that smile was still tinged with a touch of cheapness.
Monk Yang and Liu Xiaobiao, who had been amnesticized by Nie Xiaotian N times, saw the scene of changing weapons out of thin air, and as before, they were once again shocked and speechless.
On the side, Mo Lao Wu was trying to ask the traitor holding the wine to let people prepare food, but when he looked back, he found that he ......
The drunken traitor was already kneeling on the ground, trembling, begging for mercy in his mouth: "Daxian has appeared, Daxian, Daxian, I haven't done anything bad, really, I really haven't done anything bad......"
Nie Xiaotian shook his head, he knew that feudal superstition kills people, but he didn't think it was so serious.
"Hey...... Hey! ”
Nie Xiaotian heaved twice, and the drunken traitor was saved and raised his head.
The traitor looked up at Nie Xiaotian and shouted, "Great Immortal, I really haven't done anything bad......
"Hey, what do you say you're afraid of! Master is in a good mood today, I just said that I won't kill people! Nie Xiaotian sighed secretly, yes, these days, I want to be a good person, and I don't open the killing ring, no one believes it yet!
What a world?
"Didn't you hear Daxian's words? Don't kill you! Hurry up, you don't fucking prepare food for Daxian! Mo Lao Wu scolded this unsuccessful traitor under him, seeing that the traitor embarrassed himself, he hated to go up and kick twice, but the "Great Immortal" was here, but he didn't dare to make a mistake!
When the drunken traitor heard this, he stood up slowly, his eyes were still staring at Nie Xiaotian, and he was still in awe of seeing the great immortal. Those eyes seemed to ask for instructions.
Nie Xiaotian was convinced. Feudal superstition kills people, Lao Tzu is at most a big change weapon, if there is a big change of people, the art of penetrating the wall or something, they must not be scared to death?
"Don't look at it, obediently, listen to your fifth master, and get food!" Nie Xiaotian glanced at the drunken traitor, "Don't you want to leave?" Hey, damn it, do you have to wait until I use the fairy method to break your leg before you go! ”
The traitor woke up in fright, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't don't, Daxian, I'll go immediately!" ”
Nie Xiaotian smiled, yes, it's still a good trick.
"Remember, don't play any tricks in front of the true God!" Mo Lao Wu said another sentence in the back! I'm afraid that those goods under his command will play some tricks and offend Daxian, and it will be miserable.
Actually, he was overly concerned.
The traitor who hugged the traitor was more in awe of our Nie Daxian than him, and when he went to let people get food, where would he think about bringing other traitors into the Savior!
That goods only when their five masters came, all the great immortals came, and they were happy for their five masters. And he felt that it was an honor to work for Daxian, and he worked very hard.
Some traitors who didn't believe that Mo Lao Wu, a miser, would be so generous, ran in and asked. As a result, Mo Lao Wu kicked and kicked the ground and scolded him all the time, and he ran away to get ready.
In less than an hour.
The food, salt, and wine that Nie Xiaotian wanted were all prepared. Mo Lao Wu also thoughtfully prepared the cart when delivering food to the devil, and respectfully sent Nie Xiaotian out of the gate of the house.
Go out and have a look.
Seeing that crows and crows poured out from outside the house, dozens of guns poured out from behind the mound opposite, and many of them were crooked machine guns, which directly scared Mo Lao Wu into a cold sweat again......
Gotcha, our Fifth Master's cold sweat is really worthless, it's been pouring out!
Liu Ziguang came with all the soldiers to receive food.
Nie Xiaotian smiled at Mo Lao Wu and said with a wicked smile: "Let's take it." Next time there is such a good thing for the country and the people, I will definitely come to you! As he spoke, he took out his pocket and threw a money bag towards Mo Lao Wu, "Don't be embarrassed!" Come on, be happy. Look at your stingy appearance, gotta count me buying you! "Anyway, he swaggered away with people.
After walking a few hundred meters, a dark shadow flashed from a high place. It was the puppy with a sniper rifle who made sure everyone was safe, and then he spilled!
watched Nie Xiaotian walk away.
Mo Lao Wu wants to cry without tears, ouch, this father, he will definitely come to me next time? Okay, okay, this is a good thing for the country and the people, can you find someone else to do it? Ouch, I'm dying.
opened the money bag that Nie Xiaotian threw over again, Mo Lao Wu wanted to cry without tears again, grandma's, buy a fart! A few thousand catties of grain are worth a few oceans? O profiteers! Where the fuck are you buying? It's just a robbery!
Mo Lao Wu thought about it, didn't people just come to rob it!
But this heart still hurts!
Ay.
Wrong.
Mo Lao Wu took a closer look at the money bag that Nie Xiaotian threw over, and he wanted to cry again without tears, and scolded secretly, isn't this my money bag? Ouch, when I was in Yulin County that day, it was this master who stole my money bag!
Well, who still buys it? Use Lao Tzu's money to buy Lao Tzu's grain, and buy thousands of catties of grain from his mother's oceans! Oh my God, is there still a royal law? This is simply an unreasonable bandit!
Take home with a full load!
The soldiers were overjoyed.
Liu Ziguang walked to Nie Xiaotian's side with his head down, and whispered to Nie Xiaotian: "Battalion commander, I'm sorry, when you took the monk and Xiao Biaozi to break through the gate of Mo Laowu's house, I secretly scolded you for looking for death...... " He thought about the worry at that time, and the current result, it was simply a joke.
Nie Xiaotian smiled, patted Liu Ziguang's shoulder, and said, "It's a brother, so you shouldn't say you're sorry!" I think I'm going to thank you. Thank you for worrying about my safety! At the same time, I am glad for your caution! ”
“……”
Liu Ziguang was extremely moved when he heard it.
Just wanted to speak, but at this moment, Monk Yang and Liu Xiaobiao squeezed over. Liu Xiaobiao asked: "Battalion commander, tell me quickly, how did you get it in Mo Lao Wu's house just now, such a big gun suddenly came out of thin air!" Are you really a god? How else did you get it? ”
"Battalion commander, I always feel as if I have seen you have this spell......" Monk Yang scratched his head and sighed.
When the soldiers near Nie Xiaotian heard this, they all looked at Nie Xiaotian in unison, and they were also very curious: "Battalion commander, what immortal?" What gun? Something came out of nowhere! ”
Okay.
In an instant, dozens of pairs of eyes looked at him so dryly.
Nie Xiaotian shook his head, and the soldiers were extremely looking forward to Nie Xiaotian's explanation.
"I really let you say it right, Lao Tzu is an immortal, or a Monkey King! Do you know that the Buddha is defeated? The monkey who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! Hey, Lao Tzu saw that the little devil was too presumptuous, and he dared to invade our central China, so he specially went down to kill the devil's ......"
In the midst of nonsense, Nie Xiaotian had already clicked on the equipment option, and immediately, an amnestic appeared out of thin air in the sight of the soldiers.
Nie Xiaotian could see the surprised expressions on the faces of the soldiers by the moonlight, and before the superstitious people among them shouted the words "The gods are worshiped by me", Nie Xiaotian hurriedly said, "Come on, come on, look at me, see, that gun is what I used immortal magic, like this thing, that's how it was conjured......"
Before he finished speaking, a blue light flashed.
Amnestics, so simple.
Nie Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, yes, this amnestic sent by this broken system is really useful. Otherwise, just by explaining to this soldier, the young master will be exhausted to death.
"Whatever you look at, it's all fucking spiritual. On the way back, there are still a lot of little devils' blockades, and if you don't want the food to be transported back, you can give Lao Tzu a little bit of motherfuckin! Nie Xiaotian snorted coldly.
Then he led the soldiers carefully around the blockade line and headed towards the garrison of the first battalion.
Boom –
Three hours later.
Suddenly, there was a loud bang. scared Mo Lao Wu, who just wanted to lie on his little wife and crush the frightened, into softening into a slug again! Later, a traitor came in and reported that a devil's turret two kilometers north had been blown up!
Mo Lao Wu thought that it must be the masterpiece of the Eighth Road Master, and he couldn't help but be so frightened that a cold sweat broke out again.
Really.
Mo Lao Wu's cold sweat is worthless!
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