Xiao Lizi's words, listening to them, were really ironed, and the little emperor couldn't help but "hum" smugly. This is the first time he has made a "vow" to a person, although it will take a few years to fulfill it, but he has faintly felt the pleasure of the master's big hand, the rewards and punishments are arbitrary, and the heart is dethroned.

The smile on his face didn't go, but he deliberately frowned slightly, and said, "Don't be too excited first!" First of all, let's talk about how you and the surnamed Xu planned? ”

"Go back to the Long Live Lord, first, over there in the Hongde Palace, I have to give the Long Live Lord a vacation......

"This is easy," the smile on the little emperor's face became strange, "Master Wu is old, he has a headache and brain fever, or, if he has a stomach or something, he can't go straight, and there is only one Master Wang left, so it's easy to talk!" ”

Master Wa's "headache, brain fever, stomach trouble", the master and servant have already had a tacit understanding, there is no need to talk about it at this moment, Xiao Lizi nodded, and said: "Yes, ask Master Wang to arrange some homework for the Long Live Lord, and go back to the Taiji Hall to 'work hard'." ”

"In the afternoon's 'Chinese class, I asked Yulin to give me a holiday, and I didn't dare not agree to him."

Yulin is the "Yuda" who taught the little emperor "Chinese".

"This ...... The slave thought that within one day, the two masters had taken the leave of the Long Live Lord, which was too eye-catching, so it was better to ask Yu Yanda to find some reason, ask for a day off by himself, and don't go straight that day! ”

"Huh? You've got a great idea! That's it! ”

"Long live the Lord returned to the Taiji Hall and passed the lunch ......"

"Wait," the little emperor interrupted the little plum, "what." Passed on lunch? Finally, there was a fake. Don't hurry up and get out of the palace? Passed through lunch. How long will that last? ”

"Long live the lord, if you leave the Hongde Hall and leave the palace, then, before lunch, you have to rush back......"

"Ah, this, it's ......"

The emperor's three meals a day were recorded. There are a lot of meals, and if there is no lunch, the little emperor is likely to be exposed when he leaves the palace; If lunch is delivered too late, it can also raise suspicions if there is no suitable reason.

You can't get around lunch, but if you go back to the palace before lunch, you will stay outside for a maximum of an hour. Planing the time spent on the way back and forth, a trip out of the palace. I can't really do anything.

Therefore, I would rather pass on lunch before leaving the palace.

This time, the little emperor really frowned: "I've passed lunch, isn't it past noon?" Isn't most of the morning wasted? ”

Xiao Lizi smiled: "This is simple, let's pass on lunch earlier, let's say that Long Live Lord is hungry, and after the middle of the day, you can leave the palace, and rush back to the palace before dinner, count it, and stay outside...... It's been more than three hours! ”

"Uh...... Yes! ”

There is no fixed time for passing meals in the palace, it all depends on the preferences of the palace masters, and under normal circumstances, it is generally earlier than ordinary people outside the palace. Because the little emperor has to go to the study, his lunch is almost the latest in the palaces of the inner court, so his concept of lunch is "Passed lunch, isn't it past noon?" "I didn't expect that if I didn't go to the study that day, it would be natural to pass the meal earlier.

"Besides," Xiao Lizi said, "those 'interesting' places are all 'singing at night', and the next day, they all get up late, and some don't get up until the beginning of the afternoon!" We're going early, so it's useless. ”

The so-called "interesting" places refer to the "Bada Hutong" and other red powder sales nests.

The little emperor's heart suddenly became hot, and he said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, yes!" ”

"After lunch," said Xiao Lizi, "Long live the Lord said, go to the Imperial Garden, take a walk and eat, Xiao Lizi will follow one by one, and the others will not have to follow." ”

"Good!"

When the little emperor leaves the Taiji Palace, if he goes to the Hongde Hall to take classes, or goes to the Zhongcui Palace to see the meal, and does this kind of "serious thing", he must be hugged before and after, followed by a large group of eunuchs, and bring all kinds of clothes, tea sets and other royal things. However, if it is just to "eliminate food" and travel around, then it is okay to bring only a personal attendant.

The little Guizi before "fell into the water" in the Imperial Garden, and there were only two people at the scene, the little emperor and the little Guizi.

"When we are in the Imperial Garden," Xiao Lizi said, "it is the time when the palaces pass on lunch, and the weather is cold, and there must be no one in the Imperial Garden, let's find a hidden place, and the Lord has quietly changed his robes, hats, and boots......"

"Yes, yes, I'm going to 'cross-dress'! I...... What's the best way to dress up? ”

"Hehe, this, the minion is bold, and the wronged long live the lord pretends to be a ...... Little eunuch, pretending to be ...... Uh, the minion's ...... Uh, the spar. ”

The little emperor didn't feel any grievances, and this was basically the same as what he originally thought, but-

"Good! However, when I leave the palace gate, I can't still pretend to be a little eunuch! ”

"That's nature! The slave prepared a set of noble son's clothes in advance, and when he left the palace, the emperor changed it in the car, and when he got to the ground, he got out of the car. ”

Xiao Lizi's last sentence "Whose 'Pianpian Turbidity Shijia Gongzi'" is nondescript, but the little emperor listened to it with a face full of gold, his mouth cracked, and he couldn't close it.

After smirking for a while, he came back to his senses and asked, "In the car?" ”

"Yes," Xiao Li Zi said, "Long live the body of ten thousand gold, and it's a cold day, can't you walk by yourself?" The slave prepared a car in advance and waited outside the Shenwu Gate. ”

"Good! So, let's go out of the Shunzhen Gate of the Imperial Garden, that's it...... Walk out of the Shenwu Gate in a big way? Xu Baotian should not be able to see? ”

"Ouch, that's not going to work! There is not only him in Shenwu Gate, but also a group of guards! However, the guards are different from the guards, they are only responsible for guarding the four city gates, as well as patrolling and guarding the city walls, and those who do not go to the Forbidden City, there are very few people who know the face of the Long Live Lord, and they only need to use the trick to get out, and Xu Baotian is sloppy inside, and he will definitely be able to get out of the palace smoothly. ”

"Tricks? What tricks? ”

"Long live the Lord knows, the errand workers in the palace have a waist plate with their names, ages and appearances written on it. The eunuch's waist card was issued by the Jingshi Fang, this waist card, hehe, long live the lord also has to ...... Uh, no, the little eunuch who pretended to be Long Live Lord also has to have a piece of ......"

"But I didn't!"

"That's going to have to be done......"

"What do you want?" The little emperor had an idea, "I know, isn't it, let's find a little eunuch who is about the same age and appearance as me, and use his waist card to make up the number?" ”

"Well, I'm afraid it won't work - it's too easy to get out of the way. The eunuchs are the least courageous, where to find the eunuchs who are willing to do this? If you are in a hurry, run to the first, won't it be troublesome? ”

Hey, you eunuch, you don't have a lot of guts.

"Besides," Xiao Lizi smiled "hehe", "Long live the appearance of the lord, but the dragon face!" What eunuch can look like Banzai? ”

The little emperor couldn't help but "Long Yan Dayue" and said: "Then you say, what should I do?" ”

Xu Baotian said, he will do this.

"He's going to do it? What is he going to do? ”

"He said, this waist card, he can ...... Build a piece. ”

The little emperor suddenly realized: "Ah! He's going to make a fake! This...... Can you make an image? ”

"Yes! Xu Baotian's family originally ate the 'Eight Great Works' meal, his father and his father were all 'Eight Great Works', and when they came to him, they liked to dance with knives and sticks, so they didn't continue to eat this rice bowl. ”

"'Eight Great Works', what is that?"

"Back to Long Live Lord, tile, earth, stone, wood, color painting, paint, building materials, mounting, these eight trades are called 'eight masterpieces'."

"Ah, I know, the one who built the house!"

"Yes, Long live Lord Shengming."

"Then, Xu Baotian's family, which 'work'?"

"Uh, this...... The slave didn't know, and when the slave went to ask him, he would go back and forth. ”

After a pause, Xiao Li Zi said: "Go back to the words of the Lord Long Live, this waist card, even if it is made so much not like it, the one who checks the waist card is Xu Baotian himself, hehe, is it that he will say that he made his own waist card...... Not like really? ”

The little emperor was stunned, and then laughed: "Yes, yes! ”

*(To be continued.) )