Chapter 234: Embarrassing Things

The armies of Sun Jian, Cao Cao, and Wang Can gathered at the gate of the camp one by one, causing a stirring in the camp.

After the princes got the news, they all sent soldiers to inquire about the news.

Yuan Shao sat in the camp tent to deal with the affairs of the army, and when he heard the soldiers' report that Cao Cao, Wang Can, and Sun Jian had gathered together and were about to send troops to attack Dong Zhuo, he was so angry that he was furious.

"Cao Agui, it's too much of a deception! It's too much of a deception! ”

Yuan Shao muttered to himself, his handsome cheeks became extremely gloomy, and his eyes were full of a grim look.

He had just summoned all the princes to announce that he would hang out the war-free card and not allow him to fight with Lu Bu. Now that less than two hours have passed, Cao Cao has persuaded Wang Can and Sun Jian to send troops to attack Dong Zhuo, which is simply a slap in the face to him Yuan Shao. As for whether Wang Can and Sun Jian took the lead, Yuan Shao never doubted it, and the first thing that came to mind was that Cao Cao lobbied the two to fight. Yuan Shao pursued avoiding without fighting, but Cao Cao knew that he could not do it, obviously against him.

For Yuan Shao, this greatly affected the prestige of Yuan Shao's alliance leader.

"Whirring ......"

Yuan Shao snorted, and was so angry that he pushed all the bamboo slips on the desk to the ground.

"No, Cao Cao can't be allowed to succeed, if Cao Cao leads the troops to battle, how can I save face as the leader of the princes." Yuan Shao was ruthless in his heart, and after making up his mind, he immediately stood up and ordered the soldiers in the camp who were trembling and bowing their heads: "You immediately go to the gate of the camp to stop Cao Cao from sending troops, and I will arrive later." ”

"No!"

The soldier responded, then spread his legs and ran out of the tent.

Yuan Shao quickly changed into armor and battle robes, hung a high-grade sword around his waist, sorted out his clothes, and then walked slowly towards the gate of the camp. He had already sent someone to stop Cao Cao, and now what Yuan Shao did was to delay the time and see if Cao Cao insisted on leading his troops out of the camp to attack Dong Zhuo after Cao Cao got his order, or waited for him in the same place.

"If you don't listen to orders, hum ......"

Yuan Shao's heart was cold, and he slowly walked towards the gate of the camp.

At the gate of the camp, all the soldiers had already assembled.

Cao Cao, Wang Can, and Sun Jian were wearing armor and riding on horses, ready to go.

Behind Wang Can, in addition to Zhao Yun, there are three special characters, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Liu Bei has slightly bigger ears, his image is more ordinary, and he is not outstanding, but the calm smile on his face makes it easy to have a good impression, as for the so-called hands over the knees, it is just a romance to dye Liu Bei with a veil of mystery, if Liu Bei's hands really exceed the knees, wouldn't he be an ape man in the deep mountains and old forests, and he would belong to the object of everyone's onlookers.

Liu Bei is not outstanding, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are more prominent.

Guan Yu's face was red, the long beard under the jaw and chest shook slightly, a pair of Danfeng eyes were slightly squinted, and the big fan-like hand was carrying the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, riding on the horse, with an extraordinary bearing.

Zhang Fei has a swallow jaw and tiger whiskers under his chin, and his eyes are big, which makes people feel extremely rough.

Unlike Guan Yu, Guan Yu gives people a feeling of indifference and unapproachability, but Zhang Fei is fierce and domineering, extremely fierce.

The two of them straddled the horse and stood behind Wang Can, with extraordinary style, plus Zhao Yun and Pei Yuanshao, two tiger generals, making Wang Can's strength very strong. Because Wang Can promised Gao Shun not to let Gao Shun and the Xiliang army fight, the trapped camp led by Gao Shun stayed in the camp and was responsible for guarding the safety of the camp.

Cao Cao looked at Wang Can and asked, "First, everyone has already arrived, right?" ”

Wang Can nodded and said, "Well, it's time to go." ”

Cao Cao took a deep breath, whether he could defeat Dong Zhuo or not, success or failure was determined by this. He pressed his right hand on the hilt of his sword, drew his long sword with a sonorous sound, and opened his mouth to give an order. However, just as Cao Cao was about to speak, a high-pitched and rapid roar suddenly came from inside the camp: "The alliance leader has an order, the alliance leader has an order!" ……”

Yuan Shao's soldiers spread their legs and ran quickly, while opening their mouths wide and shouting loudly. While panting rapidly, his face was like a boiled lobster, red inside and out.

"What a bad luck!"

Cao Cao's face suddenly turned cold with excitement, and he looked back at the soldiers who came running, very unhappy.

Although he was unhappy, Cao Cao still had to sell Yuan Shao's face, and after the soldiers ran over, he asked, "Say, what is the order of the alliance leader?" ”

The soldier said, "Lord Cao, the villain doesn't know what is going on, and the alliance leader said that he will arrive later." ”

The soldier was more tactful, and his speech did not offend Cao Cao, only saying that Yuan Shao had something to do.

As for whether Cao Cao obeyed the order, it depends on Cao Cao personally. Sure enough, after Cao Cao listened to it, although he was very unhappy, Cao Cao had to listen to Yuan Shao's order. He secretly scolded Yuan Shao in his heart, what does this mean? Yuan Shao didn't send troops, but now he is dragging him back and not letting him send troops. Wang Can rode to the side and said in a harmonious voice: "Brother Meng De, don't worry, maybe the alliance leader will change his mind and send troops with us?" ”

Cao Cao snorted and did not answer.

Will Yuan Shao take the initiative to send troops?

Cao Cao was not in the mood to joke, he looked in the direction of Yuan Shao's camp, and waited for half an hour before he vaguely saw a vague figure appear in the distance. Yuan Shao slowly appeared in the sight of Wang Can, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian, Wang Can's eyes were accurate, and he clearly saw Yuan Shao walking slowly like an old man, walking all the way. When Wang Can saw this scene, his heart also became gloomy, it seems that Yuan Shao really doesn't want them to send troops!

After a long time, Yuan Shao walked to the gate of the camp.

Wang Can and the others saluted Yuan Shao, and then waited for Yuan Shao to speak.

Yuan Shao's gaze swept over a few people, and finally stopped at Cao Cao, and scolded in a low voice: "Meng De, yesterday the army fought with Dong Zhuo, suffered heavy casualties, and was recuperating, it is too reckless for you to rashly lead the army to prepare to attack Dong Zhuo." Not to mention whether you can defeat Dong Zhuo here, just by virtue of your little strength, it is difficult to defeat Dong Zhuo, I think you should stay in the camp, wait for the princes to rest, and then set off with the army, wouldn't it be better. ”

Cao Cao didn't give an inch, and retorted: "When does the alliance leader think the army will be able to rest?" When are you going to send troops to attack Dong Zhuo?

Yuan Shao was stunned by Cao Cao's question, and didn't know how to answer.

Of course, Yuan Shao knew that it was just an excuse for the princes' army to stay in the camp to recuperate, and it was the real situation to stay in the camp to avoid a fight. However, Cao Cao asked, Yuan Shao couldn't lose his confidence, thought about it in his heart, and immediately replied ambiguously: "Meng De, what are you talking about?" As soon as the army is well rested, we will definitely send troops immediately. ”

Wang Can was very impatient when he saw Yuan Shao and Cao Cao arguing, but in the past, Wang Can must have been respectful to Yuan Shao.

But now Wang Can's heart is full of how to snatch Dong Zhuo's money, how can Yuan Shao block his way to get rich.

Wang Can arched his hand towards Yuan Shao, and said in a deep voice: "Alliance leader, Brother Meng De has received news that Dong Zhuo is leading the army to retreat, and there is a possibility of moving the capital. ”

Although Wang Can also knew that Dong Zhuo was going to move the capital, since Cao Cao had said it, he would directly talk about Cao Cao.

Yuan Shao exclaimed when he heard this: "How is it possible to move the capital? ”

Wang Can repeated again: "Alliance leader, what Brother Meng De said is possible, but I haven't gotten any definite news yet. ”

Cao Cao glared at Wang Can, and secretly scolded Wang Can in his heart for being afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and if the news of Dong Zhuo's relocation of the capital spread, it would definitely cause an uproar.

Dong Zhuo's strength is strong, and the Xiliang Iron Cavalry under his command is brave and fierce, and the combined strength of all the princes is on a par with Dong Zhuo, and the princes are helpless to take Dong Zhuo, and now that Dong Zhuo has taken the initiative to retreat, it will be even more difficult to defeat Dong Zhuo. Once this news is delivered, it is likely to cause the princes to be disheartened and fall apart.

Wang Can shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly and smiled.

Yuan Shao quickly calmed down and analyzed the pros and cons.

Since Dong Zhuo has moved the capital, wouldn't it be possible to occupy Luoyang by sitting in the camp, and the lord needs Dong Zhuo to lead the army to leave, and then he will enter Luoyang, no matter what, this is his merit. Yuan Shao was happy in his heart, but he didn't show the slightest expression on his face, just now he wanted to stop Wang Can, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian from leading the troops to fight, but now it doesn't matter about this, anyway, Luoyang is already in the bag, after occupying Luoyang, after publicizing it, Wang Can, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian can become his two points when they go to war.

However, Yuan Shao still had to behave, he said: "Weixian, Mengde, Wentai, since you have decided to fight, I will not stop you." However, if you want to attack Dong Zhuo, you must first get rid of Lu Bu's pursuit, and my opinion is to wait for the dark to lead the army under my command to harass Lu Bu's camp and drag Lu Bu's army. The three of you took advantage of the night to bypass the camp where Lu Bu was stationed and go straight to Dong Zhuo, what do you think? ”

Cao Cao was stunned, he didn't expect Yuan Shao to be so reasonable.

Wang Can was also a little stunned, looking at Yuan Shao, not knowing why.

Cao Cao and Wang Can glanced at each other, nodded, and agreed, no matter what, it was always good that Yuan Shao was willing to hold Lu Bu back. Cao Cao arched his hand and said: "The alliance leader is thoughtful, according to the opinion of the alliance leader, and when it gets dark, we will lead the army to set off and pursue Dong Zhuo at night." ”

Yuan Shao stroked his palms and smiled: "Okay, okay, let's all go back, and gather at the gate of the camp after dark." ”

Wang Can said to Liu Bei: "Brother Xuande, you also heard the order of the alliance leader, go back first." After dark, you took Brother Yun and Brother Yide to wait for me at the gate of the camp. ”

Liu Bei nodded and arched his hand: "Wang Taishou, I'm ready to leave." ”

The army dispersed and returned to its camp.

Wang Can also returned to the camp, but Wang Can had nothing to do, so he walked towards Diao Chan's tent.

Because Pei Yuanshao and Zhao Yun led the army, Gao Shun led the trapped camp left behind to be responsible for the security of the camp, and now the camp is full of soldiers trapped in the camp. Gao Shun was patrolling the camp, and when he saw Wang Can returning to the camp, he asked, "Lord, you didn't go to crusade against Dong Zhuo, why are you back now, could it be that you have encountered some difficulties?" ”

Wang Can waved his hand and said, "No, the time is postponed until after dark, you patrol, I'll go to the Diao Chan camp." ”

"No!"

Gao Shun got the order and went on patrol again.

Wang Can walked to the door of Diao Chan's tent and suddenly heard the sound of rushing water.

"Could it be that you're taking a shower again?" Wang Can's mind flashed the scene of Diao Chan's naked body, not an inch, standing naked in the bathtub, and swallowed saliva. He just took a step forward and shrank back, he had already encountered an embarrassment, if Wang Can broke in in such a hurry, he would inevitably leave the impression of a disciple in Diao Chan's eyes, so Wang Can stood outside the camp tent and shouted: "Xiu'er!" In not? ”

As soon as the words fell, Diao Chan replied, "Brother Shi, come in!" ”

Wang Can walked in happily and saw a shocking scene.

In the tent, Diao Chan found a wooden basin somewhere and was washing clothes. The sound of water that sounded just now was made by Diao Chan lifting the bucket and pouring water into the basin, Wang Can secretly scolded himself for being dirty in his heart, and when he heard the sound of the water, he mistakenly thought that Diao Chan had taken off his clothes and was taking a bath, and his thoughts were really not pure.

Wang Can sat down next to him, looking at Diao Chan's trousers being washed, how could he feel so familiar?

The trousers were huge, and the waist of the trousers far exceeded Diao's slender waist.

Wang Can asked softly, "Xiu'er, are these your pants?" ”

Diao Chan said: "No, it's yours brother." ”

"Mine?" Wang Can showed a look of surprise on his face, and stared at Diao Chan's pants that were being washed twice, although he felt familiar, he didn't have the slightest impression, and asked, "I didn't let you wash your pants?" And my pants have already been washed, how can there be any that have not been washed, where did you find the pants? Am you mistaken? ”

Diao Chan glanced at Wang Can and said, "When I sorted out the quilt for you, I found it in the quilt." ”

"Ahh

Wang Can exclaimed in surprise, and suddenly remembered the pants hidden in the quilt.

Obviously, this is the pants he changed out of after the morning sperm, it's over, it's over, it's a shame. Wang Can had all the thoughts of crying in his heart. Just when Wang Can was thinking about how to speak, Diao Chan said leisurely: "There is still a white spot on these pants, I smelled it, it tastes weird, I really don't know how you got it, you actually stained such a thing on the pants on the inner thighs, but it is very easy to wash, and it was washed off in a few clicks." ”

"Weird smell?"

"It's easy to wash?"

After Wang Can heard this, he didn't know whether to look up to the sky and laugh. Such an obvious thing, if it is changed to the later generations, it will definitely be recognized at a glance, but the ancient and later generations are different, and the current women are too simple to even know simple physiological common sense.

Diao Chan didn't notice Wang Can's expression at all, and asked, "Brother Shi, don't you have to fight?" ”

Wang Can said: "Well, something happened, and there is no need to fight for the time being." ”

Diao Chan smiled and asked, "Why did Brother Shi think of coming to see Xiu'er?" ”

Wang Can said: "I just came back, shouldn't I come to see you first?" After Diao Chan heard this, a flush rose on his face, and he was shy and seductive, which made Wang Can's heart move.

After a moment of silence, Diao Chan asked, "Brother Shi......"

Wang Can said: "......"

As soon as they asked and answered, the two talked and laughed.

And the pants that were dyed with Wang Can's thousands of descendants don't know how many times they have been rubbed.