Chapter 30: Hidden Diseases (Part 1)
Feudal imperialism is not good at this point, and if you dare to stretch out your criminal hand against the right to education, you will be beaten by both the aristocratic class and the scholarly family. Again, Lao Zhang, who hasn't even done a day of paddling in the country, really doesn't have that appeal.
He had the intention to get some normal intelligence from the grassland brothers, but whenever he wanted to do this, these people with normal intelligence were basically killed by Li Simo, a neurotic patient full of benevolence and morality.
In the words of the king of Huaiyuan: "The people can make it, but they can't know it......"
Do your family know that you're such a dick?
If Confucius was still alive, he would have fainted in the latrine. The current barbarians are too awesome!
The natural attribute of the engineering dog is to climb the technology to increase the construction and build a miracle. However, is Dajian brushed by one person? Without the help of my friends, how many nails did I have to hit with iron?
Therefore, Lao Zhang works so hard every day, in fact, he wants to stretch out a tentacle and be able to touch the sensitive point of the right to education.
So far, he has worked part-time as a liberal arts student and an art student, and now, in order to have tentacles, he has to become a medical student and be a quiet beautiful man in front of Li Dong.
"Those who travel thousands of miles have great perseverance." Li Dong stood with his hands in his hands, chic and domineering, and his bright yellow robe moved slightly in the cool breeze at the beginning of summer.
After a pause, Li Shimin looked at Chang'an from afar, and said, "it." ”
"Wechen is here."
"How is the terroir of Qinghai?"
"It's really Your Majesty's treasure, and the minister is in Qinghai, and he has a lot of gains."
"Oh?"
Li Shimin was surprised for a moment, then walked to Shi Dazhong, who had been retired for eight months, and picked up a rhodiola rosea from the silver plate held by the leader of the eunuch party, "This thing is called sedum?" ”
Damn, I've said my name several times. If it's not called Sedum, is it called Li Xiaoyao?
"Back to Your Majesty. Precisely. ”
"Can it really cure 'miasma'?"
"Back to Your Majesty, I can't."
Zhang De said honestly.
"Can't?"
Li Dong frowned, his eyes were awe-inspiring, and he stared at Zhang De.
Lao Zhang didn't dare to look up at him, of course, he didn't want to look at him.
"Your Majesty. This thing cannot cure a person who has a sudden 'miasma'. However, it can be prevented, and if you soak it in water every day, it will be no problem for six or seven out of ten. ”
Zhang Degong said respectfully, and then added, "I have tried it on the Turkic slave Khitan Nu Xi Nu, and there are less than 100 people who commit 'miasma'." ”
When it comes to human experiments, Lao Zhang didn't do it. However, Kong said that Chengren Meng said that he was the king of Huaiyuan County. Excitedly, he took the potion and poured it into the mouths of his compatriots.
It lasted for 20 days, and sure enough, the number of altitude sickness people decreased sharply, Li Simo was overjoyed, and hurriedly wanted to invest in Tongrentang, saying that this was a benevolent medicine that must be widely spread all over the world.
Zhang De actually knew that the mad dog would definitely hand over the data from human trials to his great master. But since Dong Li is asking again now, he has to pretend not to know.
After all. Those who kill their brothers and kill their brothers and have fun, be careful.
"A small one. It's too expensive. ”
Li Dong said in a deep voice.
"Your Majesty, a Khitan slave can get green salt ...... if he works every day."
"Well, I'm not pitying money." The corners of Li Dong's mouth twitched, and he didn't let the little bastard continue. Then he coughed lightly and asked, "I heard that Wu Fort was built, and you also contributed?" ”
"The minister just said a few more words, after all, Wenxuan Wang Temple ......"
"Alright. I just asked casually. Li Dong's face shook, and he didn't let the little bastard continue, and then coughed lightly and asked, "I heard that the raw silk loom, you also contribute?" ”
"Ordered by the queen, the ministers should be ......"
"Okay, I know, you go down."
“……”
Damn, I just want to pay off my debts anyway, right?
As soon as Lao Zhang looked at Li Dong's face, he knew very well that His Majesty the Great and Bright and Correct Heavenly Khan had maggots in his heart. Fortunately, he never counted on him, and he still jingled.
Then Zhang De said in a low voice: "The minister resigns." ”
Shi Dazhong sent him out of the palace, and when he went out, the old eunuch was tired and a little panting.
"Shi Gong, he was removed from his post last year, why is he still in the palace?"
The old eunuchs have been retired for eight months, and they are still doing revolutionary work.
Fifteen hundred years later, a conscientious newspaper will at least give a front page, and then write a few big words: The most beautiful eunuch in history!
"Not what I want." Shi Dazhong's voice is like a mosquito, and it can't be low.
Lao Zhang raised his eyebrows, yo, here...... Something's wrong.
I like to listen to gossip the most!
However, after thinking about it, if you listen to the matter of the palace...... Alas, whatever, anyway, the eldest grandson Wuji often inquires.
"Why is Shi Gong here, Your Majesty is a holy monarch, how can you not be compassionate? Why? ”
"This ......"
Shi Dazhong is a loyal servant of Li Dong, and he can do everything else, but he can't do anything other than betraying the emperor. Of course, if it is an official leak, he is the only official leak spokesperson designated by Chairman Li. Sometimes the emperor is not very straightforward, so he asks Shi Dazhong to sneak around and fake a fake baldness, and then trigger a climax of the ministers who have won the top secret.
Obviously, Shi Dazhong encountered something that he couldn't say, but he really wanted to worry about the king.
"Since it is a secret, Shi Gong doesn't need to say much."
"Da Lang, the old man has been a monarch for many years, and when His Majesty is in the abyss, the old man has followed." Shi Dazhong's face suddenly showed a sad face, "The old man has encountered some strange things recently, Da Lang has always been witty and ingenious, and I hope to be able to solve a problem for the old man." ”
Old Zhang Hu's body was shocked, why is this special detour still with this? Lao Tzu doesn't want to listen to gossip, okay?
However, the old eunuch lowered his eyebrows and pleased: "Da Lang, please." ”
One old and one young, just walked slowly along the roots of the imperial city and spoke, and occasionally patrol guards passed by, and they also nodded their heads.
"When you are old and young, you have a lot of courage......"
Wait! Wait! It's up to you...... Quite brave?
Zhang De looked Shi Dazhong up and down, the old eunuch was not one meter seven tall, and his weight was one hundred and ten pounds. With this physical fitness, quite brave? Isn't Lao Tzu an overlord alive?
"I never thought that Shi Gong was young and brave, I really wanted to witness Shi Gong's heroic appearance back then."
"Old!"
Why do you still want to be embarrassed?
Shi Dazhong then said with a straight face: "At that time, there were two righteous brothers who were as famous as the old man, but later they each became their masters, parted ways, and finally ......."
This sounds familiar, but why do I have a feeling of wanting to pee?
"In the past year, the old man often wakes up in the dead of night, Dalang, do you know why?"
Of course I know, your brother's unjust soul must have come to you in a dream, right? Hehe.
"Could it be that Shi Gong is too tired to sleep?"
"Definitely." Shi Dazhong's deep sunken eyes stared at Zhang De, "It's really old man who sleeps every night, and he dreams of the two brothers who come to ask for ......their lives."
Hahahaha, I'll just say, such a simple answer, it's so easy to guess. By the way, where is the latrine?
Shi Gong has no worries, drinks more boiled water on weekdays, eliminates fatigue, and naturally falls asleep easily. It's not too early, and there are still some mundane things to take care of, so don't leave it at that. ”
Just as he was about to leave, the old eunuch grabbed Zhang De's wrist, which was a little painful. Ouch, the old eunuch here has really practiced, and he didn't brag!
Zhang De looked at Shi Dazhong, and Shi Dazhong also looked at him.
"Da Lang, old and sick, I hope Da Lang will not spread the ...... to others"
The voice is faint and a little creepy.
"God knows this, you know and I know."
"Da Lang Xinren, thank you."
"Shi Gong, farewell."
"Dalang, please."
When he arrived at Chunming Street, Zhang De's back was very wet. Your uncle's ...... Why do you want to tell Lao Tzu about this! Why! (To be continued......)