Chapter 318: Huh

Wheels

Ma Xiaoxiao

Pedestrians with bows and arrows at their waists

There were people everywhere, densely packed, forming a long dragon, coming towards Chang'an City not far away.

Except for the people in the prisoner car, everyone was very happy.

In this team, Gongsun Shisanlang rode a flower horse and wore a flower dress, looking very sassy.

What made Li Tai very unhappy was that this guy actually rode a flower horse to his side.

Even if you want to avoid it, you can't avoid it.

I had to chat with this bearded man who was neither male nor female.

Li Tai asked lightly: "I heard that you have a reputation in Longxi?" ”

"That's, you don't look at who I am, I'm Gongsun Thirteen Lang!" Gongsun Shisanlang smiled proudly and said, "Do you know Gongsun Zhan?" That's my ancestor! ”

"You ancestor, you died a miserable death." Li Tai couldn't help but say.

"You know what, that's called a hero, I'd rather die than give in!"

"By the way, who else are there in your family?"

"You asked so much, you can't like me, right?" A trace of disgust flashed on Gongsun Shisanlang's face, and he said: "Although I am as beautiful as a flower, sinking fish and falling geese, but let me tell you, I am a man, and what I like is a woman with a big waist and a big ass, I am not interested in you like this." ”

"Poof!"

A few people next to him laughed immorally, and Li Tai's face was full of black lines.

Lao Tzu likes you? Lao Tzu likes you like this?

Do you really think you're a handsome guy who looks as beautiful as a flower and everyone loves you?

Lao Tzu likes you ghost!

"I'm really curious about you, although you do have some swordsmanship, but in terms of your ability, you are really the first in Hedong?" Li Tai said very puzzled.

When Gongsun Shisanlang heard this, he was not annoyed, smiled slightly, and said: "My ability is indeed not the first in Hedong, but don't forget, I am the son of the Gongsun family." ”

"My grandson family said that it was the first, and it was the first." Gongsun Shisanlang showed a hint of smugness on his face, and said: "Plus my silver is so good, I quickly attracted a group of people, and I bragged about it everywhere, there are no things in the sky and no in the earth, as long as my sisters and brothers don't come out to expose it, who dares to say that I am not the first?" ”

"I see, I really do." Li Tai looked clear and said, "It turned out to be commercial speculation, I'll go!"

I really didn't expect that there was commercial speculation in ancient times!

What about your rituals?

"It's going to cost a lot of money, right?" Li Tai couldn't help but say.

"Hey, it doesn't cost much, just a few thousand taels of gold." Gongsun Shisanlang waved his hand and said, "I made a single shot, and I earned it all back." ”

"Your Highness, if you are willing to sponsor, it will not take a year, just a month, and I will be able to become the number one swordsman in Chang'an City and the entire Tang Dynasty, and when the business comes to the door, we will be fifty-fifty." Gongsun Shisanlang had a wicked smile on his face.

It seems that this guy is really wise and foolish.

Geniuses are a little weird, can this guy be a genius?

Are geniuses a little nervous?

Li Tai asked curiously, "Then how many people have you killed in your life?" How many people have you beaten? ”

"Oh, that's a lot, let me think about it...... I am such a kind person, what could kill someone? I'm a good citizen of the Tang Dynasty who abides by the law. Gongsun Shisanlang thought about it, and finally showed a wry smile.

Yes, the previous records were also blown out.

Yet, there are so many people who believe it.

But also, in later generations, some people claimed to be the boss of such and such a group, a high-ranking official in such and such a place, and some people claimed to be descendants of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and some people were not fooled?

In this era of ill-informed information, fooling around is really not afraid of being exposed, as long as you are brave enough.

A lot of times I think it's funny, but there are some lies, and when there are more people telling them, everyone will take it as true.

This world is like this, true and false, sometimes false and true.

Virtuality and reality, who can always distinguish between reality and fiction?

"By the way, I know that there are two great masters in this world." The corners of Li Tai's mouth showed a hint of playfulness, and he said, "However, I think you have the potential to become the third master." ”

"Oh?" Gongsun Shisanlang suddenly became interested and asked, "Who are those two people?" ”

"One is Yang Guo, but he is a master of the overseas Song Kingdom, and as soon as he comes out with a gloomy ecstasy palm, it is simply an earth-shattering ghost god, and the other is Uchiha Sasuke from the overseas Konoha Village, the blood wheel eye kaleidoscope, Zuo Su Nenghu, is comparable to a god." Li Tai said with a smile.

"That'...... How do I become such a master? ”

"Both of them are missing an arm." Li Tai said meaningfully.

Gongsun Shisanro looked at his shoulder, as if he had made up his mind, but soon, he was discouraged.

If this hand is gone, let alone the first, the penultimate first will not be the turn.

At this time, in the middle of Chang'an City.

Jubilant, the whole Chang'an City is as lively as the New Year.

Ten miles away from Chang'an City, Li Shimin led the whole army and was waiting.

Li Shimin's face showed a hint of anxiety.

A group of people led by Li Shimin wore a green military coat and a green thunder bee hat, adding a little greenery to this withered world.

The wind was cold, and the snow was falling slightly.

The plum blossoms on the side of the road bloom one after another in a snow-like color. Suddenly, like a night of spring breeze, thousands of trees and plum blossoms.

Unfortunately, the cherry blossoms in the city have not yet bloomed.

"Why haven't you come yet?" Li Shimin said secretly: "I've been waiting for this all day, didn't I say that it would arrive at noon?" The noon had passed. ”

Not only Li Shimin was nervous and anxious, but the ministers next to him were also a little anxious.

The people in the city have been looking forward to it for a long time.

"Here, sage, General Li Jing, His Royal Highness the King of Wei, they are back." Suddenly, a hoarse voice pierced the anxious air, and then they all cried out with joy.

"General Li Jing is back!"

"Your Highness, it's the King of Wei and them, it's the King of Wei!"

"It's back, it's back!"

“……”

The ministers, one by one, were very happy.

Even if you are unhappy in your heart, you can only endure it at this time.

In the distance, a long dragon suddenly appeared, and was asking for quick details.

Li Shimin stood proudly, and the whole person was extremely happy.

Li Jing rode a high-headed horse, walking majestically in the front, followed by Cheng Yanjin and others.

And the most conspicuous among everyone is Li Tai.

Everyone was riding horses, and he was riding an ugly donkey.

This is simply rat feces in a pot of porridge, and the extra black sesame seeds in the white sesame seeds, which are clear at a glance, and they can be as dazzling as they are.

Li Shimin looked at it, and he really didn't know what to say.

Didn't he give him his own mount? Why is he still riding this black donkey?

(End of chapter)