Chapter 1081: Breeder Dog Thief, You're Fucking Despicable! (2nd Update)
Chapter 1081
"Are you really sure there's at least half a chance you'll be able to smash that into pate?" The seed master stroked his three long hairs, which were very delicately groomed, and his eyes were rolling, and he didn't know what the hell this famous general who had always been known for his wisdom on Shaanxi Road was doing.
"Yes, at this point, the last general can be sure that there is at least half a chance that he can smash that into meat sauce." General Wang said in his heart, I obviously said that I could smash that product into meat paste, why did it turn into meat sauce in your mouth? That's it, who made you the boss.
"Okay, then I'll go talk to him, get his attention, and once you take aim on your side, attack immediately. General Wang, can you not let someone lose face, but it depends on the ability of you and the eight Yuanyou stone throwing machines......" In the end, the seed master Dao still made up his mind, patted General Wang's shoulder, and after a serious explanation, he turned around and left.
General Wang looked at the back of the Planter Dao in a daze, and at this moment, he understood why the Planter Dao would become a famous general of the Western Army of the Great Song Dynasty.
"It turned out to be General Yelu Yongping, who would have planted the master Dao, and fortunately would be fortunate to be ......" The seed master rode forward, and after standing in the position of the incense burner, he once again raised his voice in the direction of the city tower and said loudly.
Oh, I thought of it, I am a small Liao general, and I can actually be said by the famous general of the Western Army of the Great Song Dynasty, which suddenly made that Yelu Yongping a little fluttering.
His eyes swept over the generals beside him, and he subconsciously cast his gaze, and this thing was still very reserved to clear the voice that seemed a little hoarse just now. "It's been a long time since the general planted, but today is not a good time to say hello."
"If the general is interested, after you retire from the army, Yongping will sweep the couch to welcome the general." Well, in order to show that he is different, educated, and forced, Yelu Yongping also said it very literately, which caused a lot of Liao to roll his eyes.
But these people are all envious and jealous, and everyone's official positions are about the same, if it weren't for the chief manager appointing you, how could you have a crooked share here.
"General Yelu, there is no way to do it, after all, the soldiers on the border of Andingbao in your Liao Kingdom actually disguised themselves as horse bandits, infiltrated the territory of my Great Song Dynasty to burn, kill and plunder, kill my people, and plunder my people's goods."
"There are countless casualties, this hatred, if my Great Song Border Army sits idly by, isn't it too weak, General Yelu, do you say this is the truth?" The planter smiled and continued to start talking loudly, phew! It was loudly started to reason.
Nayelu Yongping, who was above the city, heard the soft words of the planter under the city, and his heart was suddenly happy, and he hurriedly rushed to the left and right. "Haha, okay, everyone, that kind of teacher actually reasoned with Ben Jiang at this time, okay, then Ben Jiang would have a good discussion with him."
"The general is wise, and the longer it drags on, the more beneficial it will be for us." Naturally, there were generals who knew how to welcome and slap their ass.
"That's right, General, I'm going to ask you, General Yongping, you have always been sharp-tongued, if you can delay a little more today, you will have more benefits."
"The target is eighty-five zhang, the horizontal angle is zero, and the vertical angle is minus five ......" With the shout of the rangefinder, one by one the wooden wedges were driven into the base of the Yuanyou stone thrower.
It took about a cup of tea to complete the aiming of the eight Yuanyu stone throwing machines, and soon, the stone bullets were loaded into the throwing spoon, and everything was ready.
General Wang glanced ahead, where the Seed Master Dao was still talking nonsense to the other party. General Wang took a deep breath, folded his hands, and raised his head to the sky, hoping that God would bless him and be able to hit him.
Then he turned his head, and this time, instead of using a sharp whistle to remind him as he usually used to train, he made a gesture covertly, as if he was afraid of being seen by the Liao troops on the city wall.
The eight signalmen all took in General Wang's actions, and the small flag in their hands waved down fiercely. The wrestler beside him, the long knife stirred, slashed hard, and in an instant, the tip rod of the eight Yuanyou stone throwing machines suddenly drew a beautiful arc and stood upright.
And the stone bullet in the spoon, like a light bird with wings, flew to the sky and let out a low whimper.
"Hurry up, go on, reload ......" The stone bomb had just flown out, but the operators of the Yuanyou stone thrower didn't have time to care about whether they hit the target or not, but began to slowly pull down the rod again, preparing for the next launch.
"General, this is a bad statement, my Da Liao and Ersong are brothers, and this kind of thing is not what my Da Liao wants...... Willing to ......" Yelu Yongping was talking, but suddenly saw eight small black dots suddenly flying into the sky, subconsciously stunned, and raised his head a little dazed.
I saw the small black dot rising higher and higher, and then, it began to gradually enlarge again, and it seemed that the target was coming in his own direction.
Yelu Yongping's ruddy face instantly lost its blood, and he screamed. "Breeder dog thief, you're so fucking mean, I'm ¥¥¥! ......" screamed as he turned around and ran away.
The generals around him, but some of them still haven't come back to their senses, and subconsciously look at the excited city guard.
"Stone bullet, heaven, run!" Finally, some of the old drivers came to their senses and howled in fright.
Seeing the sudden chaos in the city, the seed master couldn't help but grit his teeth and give himself an earbrace, especially after all, there is no way to completely divert the attention of the other party, it seems that this one is afraid of ......
Rumble! Boom Boom ...... Eight stone bullets, almost at the same moment, hit the city gate tower, the direction in which the people of Yelu Yongping had stood a moment ago.
Almost all of the Liao troops in the city subconsciously lay on the ground or on the wall. And the Song army under the city, almost everyone subconsciously stretched their necks and widened their eyes, wanting to see clearly the power of the concentrated firepower of this Yuanyou stone throwing machine to cover the shot.
It's just that now, the top of the city is completely covered with smoke and dust, and everyone can only wait anxiously for the smoke and dust to dissipate.
In the smoke and dust, there were faint moans and cries, as well as terrible wails, but it was not certain whether the city defenders of the Liao army had been killed.
The smoke and dust gradually dissipated, and the female wall, which was originally very neatly repaired and mighty, directly collapsed nearly three zhang long, and even exposed the soil inside.
At this moment, there are many brave soldiers of the Liao army running towards the city gate tower where the smoke and dust are gradually dissipating. And when they arrived there, they were full of horror and found that there were only four of the more than ten Liao army generals who could still stand in place with all their beards and tails.
The rest of the people either fell to the ground moaning and wailing, or they had been smashed to the point of flesh and blood, and they couldn't tell who was who.