Chapter 457: Kick violently
I have to say that when the snake butt is doing other work, the movement may be a little slower, but when it comes to eating, it is definitely fast enough.
Not much.
The goods had already prepared a dish that Nie Xiaotian wanted and brought it up. Nie Xiaotian and the four of them sat around the table, looking at the braised rabbit meat filled with a large clay pot glowing red, with an oily slice on top and some wild onions sprinkled on it. As soon as the dish is served, a strong aroma of meat mixed with the fragrance of wild onions enters the nose.
After a night of fighting, and having walked so far during the day, Nie Xiaotian and the four of them were already so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs. As soon as they smelled the fragrance, they suddenly failed to control their body functions, and their stomachs growled.
Several people looked at each other awkwardly and smiled embarrassedly.
"What else are you looking at, whole!" Before Nie Xiaotian finished speaking, he had already stretched out his claws, picked up a large piece of free meat and stuffed it directly into his mouth. Suddenly, a burst of rabbit meat mixed with the unique fragrance of wild onions melted in the mouth, stimulating the taste buds to dance, well, delicious!
Liu Xiaobiao and Monk Yang were even more slow, and they brushed the ground and moved their hands.
on the edge.
Wu Zaitian was still Sven, but after eating a piece, he became disregarded for his image, his mouth was stuffed with meat, and he didn't forget to shout: "Well, it's delicious, it's delicious, how is this rabbit meat made?" It's even better than the dishes in the provincial town of Fujulou! ”
Liu Xiaobiao said: "That's it, don't look at which unit's food!" ”
Nie Xiaotian glanced at Liu Xiaobiao: "Little Biaozi, what did Lao Tzu tell you?" Keep a low profile and recite our motto to Lao Tzu—"
"Modesty!" Liu Xiaobiao replied, but the look on his face remained undiminished, "I said brother, our conditions here are not bad, right?" Wu Zaitian nodded: "It's okay!" Liu Xiaobiao said: "It's okay, that's good, what our battalion commander said!" ”
Wu Zaitian was convinced, and sure enough, the Nie bandit in front of him was shameless enough, what does it mean to be okay or good?
Liu Xiaobiao said again: "Since our battalion commander has taken a fancy to you, you can stay and fight devils with us!" Let me tell you, follow our battalion commander, I promise to be more enjoyable than you being a thief and stealing something from the little devil to stimulate the way of heaven! The point is that there are little devils who can kill ......"
"Hey, little biaozi, that's really good!" Nie Xiaotian said, picked up another piece of rabbit meat and nibbled wildly, vowing to take destroying this pot of rabbit meat as his top priority.
Wu Zaitian nibbled on rabbit meat and said coldly: "Do you want to hear the truth?" ”
"Cut, who the fuck would tell lies in our place!" Liu Xiaobiao gave him a blank look.
Wu Zaitian said: "Then I'll tell you the truth, Ming people don't tell lies, don't think that you will win if you get me." Give me a chance, and I'll slip away! ”
Liu Xiaobiao was furious, brushed out the box cannon on his waist, pushed it against Wu Zaitian's head, and roared: "You dare!" Lao Tzu is the first to kill you! ”
Wu Zaitian was not afraid, and he pushed his head forward and said, "Come on, you are killed!" ”
Liu Xiaobiao is so angry.
However, Nie Xiaotian was extraordinarily calm, trying to eliminate the meat in his mouth, and said lightly: "Little Biaozi, relax." Since I got this kid here, do you think I can give him a chance to go? You underestimate Lao Tzu's methods too much! ”
When Liu Xiaobiao heard this, he immediately laughed happily, put the gun down, and happily ate the meat. Monk Yang ate the meat even more calmly. Both of them knew that as long as Nie Xiaotian said this, then Wu Zaitian would definitely not be able to run!
Wu Zaitian said firmly: "Unless you kill me." Otherwise, I'll definitely run! ”
Nie Xiaotian said: "Then let's make a bet, I bet that you will definitely not be able to run!" ”
Wu Zaitian was not convinced: "Try it." I bet you're going to lose, and you're going to lose badly! ”
"Mushroom stewed horse meat is coming!" The snake buttocks shouted, and came with a casserole filled with horse meat, just interrupting the conversation between the two, "Battalion commander, this meat has been stewed for a few hours, I estimate that you will come back today, and it has been prepared for a long time." Come, hurry up and taste it......" The goods said, already done the service work, took a few big bowls, opened a jar of the Fenjiu that Nie Xiaotian got back, and poured it for the four of them.
"Well, yes, yes!" Nie Xiaotian took a bite of horse meat and couldn't help but praise it.
"Well, if it's delicious, you can eat more!" Snake Ass said happily.
Nie Xiaotian picked up the bowl and said, "Come on, come on, drink one!" Several people agreed, and suddenly, they ate meat and drank a lot of wine. After a while, Wu Zaitian also let go, followed by laughter.
When Brigade Commander Chen and the teacher were standing behind Nie Xiaotian, Nie Xiaotian had already drunk two or three bowls, and when it was useless, Nie Xiaotian's alcohol consumption was not too big, and at this time, his dizzy mouth shouted crazy words: "The little devil is a fart, it's not me who brags, as long as I am willing, Lao Tzu will finish them in minutes!" ”
Wu Zaitian also drank a lot: "I believe this, didn't you solve more than a dozen little devils in minutes?" However, there are many little devils stepping on our land, and you have the ability to kill them all! ”
"Hey, isn't it just a little devil, you wait, with his Grandpa Nie, one day, little devils or something, Lao Tzu will drive them back to their hometown!" Nie Xiaotian was arrogant, holding a big bowl, a model of a hero from Liangshan, "Come, drink!" ”
Just picked up the bowl.
Immediately I heard a bang.
Nie Xiaotian only felt a pain in his waist, and immediately exploded: "Dare to beat Lao Tzu, look for death!" Liu Xiaobiao picked up the gun even more at once, and looked at it, okay, it was Brigade Commander Chen who beat Nie Xiaotian, Liu Xiaobiao was glared at by Shi Wenshan, wilted, and obediently shrank back.
"Brigadier Commander, what are you doing?!" Nie Xiaotian exclaimed.
"What else? Let the kid be disorganized and undisciplined, as the head of a battalion, he gets drunk in broad daylight, what if the little devil comes? I can't kill you! Brigade Commander Chen was so angry that he wanted to kick Nie Xiaotian again. Nie Xiaotian is not stupid, the brigade commander is not as good as the regiment commander, he can't fight, let's run.
"Let you speak wildly, you fucking drive the little devil out of China!" Brigade Commander Chen chased and chased, chasing Nie Xiaotian all over the house, but he didn't think that Nie Xiaotian ran faster than a rabbit, and he couldn't catch up!
Nie Xiaotian shouted while running: "Brigade commander, don't fight, if you beat me again, you can fight back!" ”
"Hey, you still want to fight back, come on, let's see if you fucking kill me or I fucking kill you today!" Brigade Commander Chen scolded, brushed out the belt around his waist, and vowed to teach Nie Xiaotian a lesson!
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