Chapter 365: Desperate Zhang Nan
When Zhang Nan saw it, he was startled at first, could it be that his hot spring bath drowned people? Later, Zhang Nan shook his head again, and removed this unrealistic idea out of his mind, if such a shallow pool can drown people, how short that person must be.
Zhang Nan just hula hula paddled the water and walked in front of the person who was floating on the water.
The man obviously felt that there was someone beside him, and stood up from the water with a "bang", and then raised his head and spit out the water in his mouth with a "poof", which startled Zhang Nan, and when Zhang Nan looked at it, Zhang Nan saw clearly who the person in front of him was.
"Master Du, why are you here?!" Zhang Nan was shocked.
That's right, the person who thinks of himself as a whale in the potential water is Du Ruhui, who was called "Fang Mou Du Xuan" by later generations, Lord Du. Zhang Nan didn't seem to believe his eyes, shouldn't Du Ruhui be recuperating at home? How did you come here and become a whale?
Du Ruhui saw that the person in front of him was Zhang Nan, and suddenly looked a little embarrassed, after all, where is his age now, speaking of which Du Ruhui is still Zhang Nan's elder, the behavior of a child just now also made Du Ruhui want to hide his face and leave quickly, but now Du Ruhui has a pair of pants on his body, and there is nothing else.
"Hehe, this, Qingquan, the old man is not in good health, after coming to this private club last time, the old man felt that the environment here was suitable for recuperation, so he planned to stay here for a few days to raise my unsuccessful body." After speaking, Du Ruhui coughed a few times, as if to prove that his body was indeed not very good.
However, Zhang Nan obviously didn't believe Du Ruhui's nonsense, he was just pretending to be a whale in the water, why did he say that he was not in good health now.
Of course, Zhang Nan didn't want to laugh at Du Ruhui, after all, everyone said that old children and old children, Du Ruhui is here alone, and it is understandable that he is playful, after all, Du Ruhui is alone here.
However, Zhang Nan would also say to Du Ruhui with a sincere face: "Lord Du, don't you talk about you, this, you said that your lungs are not good, and you dare to play with your breath like this, you said that you just had a lung disease when you were holding your breath, and there is no one who can save you." After Zhang Nan finished speaking, he looked around and found that there were indeed no waiters guarding him, and it seemed that Du Ruhui had retired all the waiters in order to pretend to be whales.
After listening to Zhang Nan's words, Du Ruhui thought about it for a while, it seemed that it was really like that, so he scratched his head and said: "The old man understands, next time it won't be, the old man is not short of breath, thinking about it so much, holding it back, the breath will be long." ”
After Zhang Nan listened, he suddenly felt speechless, what kind of cure for shortness of breath is this, if Du Ruhui really does this, he will definitely not be able to run away.
Zhang Nan could only say to Du Ruhui: "Lord Du, don't dare to do this next time, and this hot spring, although it is beneficial to the human body, but it can't be soaked for too long, too long will not be good for the body, look at your hand, soak for an hour." ”
Hearing Zhang Nan say this, Du Ruhui raised his hand that was white and wrinkled because of the long time he had been soaking, smiled and said: "Fortunately, Qingquan, you reminded the old man today, otherwise the old man still plans to soak in this hot spring until sunset, or so, the old man will go up and rest now." ”
Zhang Nan nodded, saying goodbye to Du Ruhui.
Du Ruhui also nodded, then went ashore, took the bath towel he put aside, and went to the locker room to change clothes.
After seeing Du Ruhui leave, Zhang Nan was also relieved, after all, Zhang Nan also came to relax today, Du Ruhui was here, Zhang Nan also felt a little unnatural, after all, Du Ruhui said that his age was also an elder, and Zhang Nan naturally couldn't play as much as he wanted.
Suddenly, Zhang Nan looked around again, and a thought came to Zhang Nan's mind.
After seeing that there was no one around, Zhang Nan plunged into the water and began to play free drifting on the water, as a whale drifting with the current. Because Zhang Nan was inspired by Du Ruhui, Zhang Nan used to like to play like this in the big bathhouse of the public bathroom, but the water in it was too dirty, and Zhang Nan didn't want to bury his head in it for too long.
But now it's okay, the whole hot spring is constantly living water, and it's very clean, so Zhang Nan began to play a breath-holding game.
Zhang Nan just went with the flow, and with a bang, Zhang Nan knew that his ass had touched the shore. Finally, when Zhang Nan held his breath for almost two minutes, he finally couldn't help it, stood up from the water with a bang, closed his eyes and spit out the water in his mouth forward.
After spitting out the water, Zhang Nan finally wiped his face and held his breath for a while, Zhang Nan still felt that he was a little magically refreshed.
But soon, Zhang Nan wanted to quickly put himself back in the shallow water, because Zhang Nan saw Li Yuan, who was only two fists away from him.
Li Yuan's dark face seemed to be already swearing his dissatisfaction.
"Too, the Emperor, why are you here?" Zhang Nan was shocked, what day is today, why does everyone love to run to the private club? And why even Li Yuan, the emperor who doesn't show up often, came over.
Li Yuan was indeed very angry, Zhang Nan's private club had been established, and Li Yuan was still happily waiting for Zhang Nan to give him a membership card in the Da'an Palace to let him go in to play, what was the result? Waiting, waiting, Li Yuan only waited for a sentence, Zhang Nan took Li Er, and he had already run first.
Li Yuan has no choice, who made him already too emperor? In order not to see the rebel who ousted himself from power, Li Yuan decided to go to the private club in two days, that is, today.
As a result, as soon as he arrived at the door of the private club, the waiter actually asked him for a membership card, and Li Yuan could only ask with a dark face: "Do you know who I am?" Dare to ask me for money, watch your head. ”
Unexpectedly, the waiter said vigorously: "Even the emperor paid the money before entering, no matter how noble your status is, you will not return to the emperor." ”
This sentence immediately made Li Yuan lose his temper, Li Yuan still traveled in civilian clothes this time, and even the carriage was an ordinary carriage.
As a result, Li Yuan asked his personal eunuch to withdraw the money, and when he finished withdrawing the money, Li Yuan paid the entrance fee, and then he entered the private club with a belly full of fire. According to Li Yuan's understanding, it was a blessing for this place to come here, but he didn't expect this ghost place to charge and be so expensive. But Li Yuan had no choice, because even that unfilial son had paid the money, how could he, the father, not pay the money?
However, the money was paid, but Li Yuan's heart was very unhappy, Li Yuan had long heard that the hot springs in this place were a must, so Li Yuan didn't go to other places, and came directly to the hot springs.
And I saw a person I didn't want to see in the locker room, that was Du Ruhui. Because Du Ruhui was one of the masterminds who launched the Xuanwumen Incident, if it weren't for this guy, maybe he would still be able to do it on the throne for a few years.
As a result, Li Yuan didn't pay attention to Du Ruhui who saluted, and directly took off his clothes and changed into swim trunks and walked inside, but he didn't expect that before he got into the water, he was spit out by Zhang Nan who came out of the water.
If Zhang Nan knew that Li Yuan had gone through so much, he would definitely shout: "God, kill me." ”