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Liu Qi blushed slightly, "Dude, are you too direct!" Liu Qi really can't imagine what kind of wonderful expression the beautiful twilight girl will have when she faces this brother, it will definitely be special funny! Thinking of this, Liu Qi had secretly planned in his heart, and he must help him later, so that he could pass this literary test. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Okay, everyone, be quiet, and now I'll announce the rules of the literary exam!" A man who looked like a family member shouted loudly. The scene was suddenly controlled, Liu Qi raised his eyes and looked around, but he didn't see Xiao Heshan, the nephew of the general who was very arrogant on the stage just now, it seems that there will be unspoken rules everywhere! Those who are famous are probably preparing for the essay exam at this time, unlike themselves who are still crowded in this pile of thousands of people to suffer.
"There are several couplets in each room, and you can pick one to answer. The person who finished answering took down the couplet he had answered and gave it to the prisoner outside the wing. After the house announced the rules of the game, the doors of the wing room were opened one by one, and some people were already rushing in impatiently. Everyone knows that any kind of test paper will have difficulty and difficulty, and now it is done selectively, so naturally you can answer it easily if you go first.
The tower man has obviously been instructed by a jack of all trades, and he wants to rush inside.
"Don't be in a hurry, what's in a hurry!" Liu Qi grabbed the big man of the tower with one hand and shook his head and said.
The wild bull is very anxious about Liu Qi's pull, and he has to jump to his feet. If it weren't for the friendship between them, the brute bull would have replaced Liu Qi with a stranger who had never spoken, and would have slapped him in the face and stunned him, but Liu Qi didn't have the slightest awareness of this, and still stubbornly pulled the brute bull who wanted to rush in.
"Alas, you are all the ones who caused the harm! If I had gone in first, I would have been able to grab a good pair that I could write, but now there is no hope at all! Manniu looked at those who had gotten the simple pair, and when he came back with his own pair, he shook his head and was about to go home, Liu Qi smiled and pulled Manniu into the nearest room.
"Brother, if you want to go in, you have to go far, you can get lucky or something, people here have seen it, they have already gone to other places, and you are still here?" The brute bull said with some hatred that iron is not steel.
Liu Qi let go of this cow-like behemoth, and it really took a lot of strength to pull him to move. "You know this?" Liu Qi couldn't understand why this eater's guy suddenly became so shrewd.
Manniu scratched his head embarrassedly, "This is what my good friend told me!" He's amazing, he knows everything, and everyone calls him a jack of all trades! Speaking of his companion who is a jack of all trades, the man's eyes showed a glint of adoration.
Liu Qi looked a little surprised when he heard this, "Could it be the captain of the paparazzi?" Liu Qi smiled and shook his head, thinking too much about himself. Then you, a companion, is really so powerful, so why didn't he come? ”
The brute bull was stunned for a moment, "That's right! What he didn't expect was that he would only consider this problem now, which made Liu Qi can't help but admire that there are people who are more nervous than himself! Liu Qi opened his eyes and looked at the erect green tendons of the manniu, and stopped salivaing, it was really big!
"Oh, oh, my companion doesn't know martial arts, he must think that he can't pass the martial arts test!" After thinking about it for a long time, I finally gave Liu Qi a reason that he thought it was. Liu Qi nodded in understanding, but looked at the brute in front of him seriously. It is clearly written in his eyes that he will not take the martial arts test, so what about your literary test?
Manniu was obviously a little embarrassed, "My family has no money to take a daughter-in-law, so I came to try my luck." Speaking of this, his head also drooped, obviously Liu Qi began to pull him, so that he didn't even have to hit his luck.
"Don't worry, I'm here!" Liu Qi patted Manniu's shoulder, and then looked at the couplets in this room.
"One house, one porridge, one meal, sandalwood cream, pedestrians' blood and sweat, you don't keep your precepts, you don't do things, you can be afraid and worrying."
"The world slanders me, deceives me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me, hates me, deceives me, and how should I deal with it."
Liu Qicai glanced at it, and chose these two couplets hanging on the east side of the wall, which are obviously so long and unpredictable, and they may not be able to understand its specific meaning for a long time, all of which are prohibitive, so no one has touched them until now. After confirming it, Liu Qi picked up the two pens on the table, and saw that Manniu had honestly chosen to go out.
"Wait, what's the hurry!" Liu Qi called the wild bull back, and at the same time started to splash ink with both hands:
"One day at a time, one month and one year, the streamer is easy to cross, the phantom is not strong, the heart is not finished, the holy rainbow is not round, it is terrifying, sad and pitiful."
"Just endure him, let him, let him, avoid him, bear with him, respect him, salute him, avoid him, and you will see him in a few years."
Fifteen seconds, Liu Qi felt that his speed was much faster than his previous writing! It seems that his all-round ability has been greatly improved, and this discovery makes Liu Qi very happy.
Manniu was stunned and watched Liu Qi finish two couplets at the same time, "It turns out that my brother has such superb skills, no wonder!" After saying that, Manniu wanted to leave the scene a little gloomily.
"No, here you go!" Liu Qi threw off the pen, tore off two couplets, caught up with the bull, and stuffed one of them into his hand.
Manniu obviously didn't expect Liu Qi to give him the couplet he had made, and looked at Liu Qi dumbfounded. "You don't want to take a daughter-in-law!" When a sentence came out, the hesitant look of the wild bull immediately disappeared without a trace. Nodding vigorously, "Well, thank you!" ”
A hint of essence flashed in Liu Qi's cunning eyes, "You're welcome, everyone is a brother, by the way, what's your name, where do you live?" ”
Manniu was still immersed in the joy that Liu Qi gave him couplet, and he didn't think that he hadn't passed the literary test yet. took out all his family resources in one go, and even his companions didn't let go, because Liu Qi also asked.
"My name is Zhang Shixiang, my family lives in Zhangjiazhuang, and my companion is called Zhang Wen and I are from a village!" The bull smiled brightly. I don't know what to do when Know-it-all hears this, of course, I want people not to know unless I don't do it, and when Know-it-all learns about it, I have to sigh: "Zhang Wenneng has such a good partner, I admit it!" ”
Liu Qi repeated with some uncertainty, "Your name is Zhang Shixiang?" "He couldn't believe that you had grown into such a big character and couldn't read a frame, and you called such a wrinkled name.
"My father called a fortune teller to give me a name, and said that taking this name would make a big difference!" The bull looked very tall and said, as if he could develop with this name.
Liu Qi secretly touched a handful of sweat on his forehead, "It's too complicated, I can't understand it!" I see that you look like a cow, so it's better to call you a brute! ”
The brute bull waved his hand angrily, "This is actually what everyone calls me!" Liu Qi didn't say a word: You let people call you by your real name, and it is estimated that everyone will be uncomfortable to death, which is too awkward and uncomfortable.
"Manniu, how many brothers do you have?"
"No, it's just me!"
"What about the others?"
"No, it's just me!"
"Well, do you want to go outside!"
"Nope! I'll take my daughter-in-law on the farmland in Zhangzhuang! ”
"Oh, that's it!" Liu Qi patted Manniu's shoulder with some reassurance, but Manniu didn't have any objections to this. Liu Qi and Manniu were walking and chatting here, and came to the door. Because Liu enabled two handwritings, that family didn't dare to say anything even if he doubted the level of the brute. After all, the pressure on people is not ordinary, "You go outside and wait for the notice!" After speaking, he glanced at the couplet that Liu Qi and Manniu answered, and was taken aback, and then went directly to the outside room with their couplet.
The bull was a little puzzled, "What, did they find out?" After saying that, he made preparations to run away.
"You are stupid, how can you be found writing with your left hand and your right hand, it's different! Unless you tell someone, they will know, right? "Liu Qi became a godfather and walked step by step, as if the aunt in the kindergarten was saying to the children, 'Don't lie, you will get sick like this!'
Manniu nodded his huge head to show that he understood, and looked at the manniu who nodded like pounding garlic Liu Qi smiled, "Manniu, I'm afraid that this literary test of ours has passed, and it is one step closer to you holding your daughter-in-law and giving birth to a baby!" ”
"But how do you know?" The brute cow asked a little strangely.
Liu Qi smiled, "What do you say the literary test is for?" ”
Manniu replied as a matter of course, "It's used to choose people, isn't it to take a daughter-in-law, so many people have to choose one person!" ”
Liu Qi was really defeated by the frankness of the brute, "So, even if you answer simply, do you say that people will read it?" That's why I told you not to worry, because if you don't have a level, people won't pay attention to it, and the things we just handed over are the most difficult to stay, so the possibility of passing is extremely high! Liu Qi no longer sells Guanzi, and happily explained the mystery.
"Really, that's great!" If people who don't know still think that this is some kind of lust/erotic maniac, the hunger and thirst are so numb! The bull happily wanted to find something to hug again, but fortunately, Liu Qi reacted quickly when he saw the situation and hid to the side.
"This, hehe, thank you! By the way, what's the name of the benefactor? When the bull realized that he had cheated again, he rubbed his hands a little shyly and asked.
Liu Qi saw that this stunned nerd had finally opened his mind, and the thief smiled. "Just call me Brother Liu!"
"Okay, Brother Liu!" The wild bull immediately screamed, and Liu Qi was still looking at the guy who sent him the couplet as if he was back, and there was no response.
Seeing that Liu Qi didn't reply, the brute bull thought that Liu Qi didn't hear it, and then shouted three more times, one louder than the other!
Only then did Liu Qi realize that that Brother Liu was himself, "Oh, okay, don't call anymore!" Here comes our good news! Liu Qi felt that if he continued to call like this, he would alarm Jijiazhuang, and then they would throw themselves and this brute bull out.
The guy ran over sweating profusely, "Congratulations to the two of you for entering the martial arts!" ”
Liu Qiwei smiled, "Thank you, brother!" Then he took out a silver bar from his sleeve and secretly handed it to him with a familiar expression.
The housekeeper took the silver and secretly pinched the corners of his mouth. Not to mention how happy I was, "Really! "In fact, I ran to send the couplets to my own lady's special explanation, no matter which one of those couplets was sent to her. Just now, Miss was the first to approve of their literary exams, and she didn't have anything to do with herself, so he was a little embarrassed to receive this gift. "This?" I don't think I should accept it, but I am very reluctant to return it, this ingot of silver is almost half a year's salary.
"You're welcome, brother, we just want to ask you about something!" Liu Qi directly pushed the silver in his hand into his sleeve.
The family's heart moved, this ingot of silver is his own. "If the two of you have any questions, just ask, the villain knows everything! It's just that the villain doesn't know much. ”
Because Liu Qi blocked his sight, the brute bull didn't know the whole story, staring at the two of them there to play dumb riddles, Liu Qi naturally understood how much a little family could know. "Your young lady is really as beautiful as the legend!" Liu Qi asked his first question.
"Of course, I've heard from the maids who serve the young lady!" The little family almost swore a serious oath.
"Then what does your young lady look like, has she always been your young lady?" Liu Qi continued to ask.
Jia Ding obviously didn't understand Liu Qi's question, but he still told what he knew, "My young lady is naturally my young lady, but I really haven't seen what young lady looks like!" ”
When Liu Qi heard this, he looked at the family a little strangely. "Oh, my young lady, she usually wears a veil and can't see it!" Jia Ding hurriedly added.
Liu Qi was completely speechless, "It shouldn't be so ugly that you can't see anyone!" However, this sentence is just saying it in his heart, Liu Qi seems to have lost some motivation for this blind date game, but Liu Qi still helped Manniu ask him what he was most concerned about. The family answered Liu Qi's money in detail, and he really knew everything and said everything. I learned from Jiading that there will be two more matches in the future, one is a knockout round: those who have passed the literary test compete with each other, and the one who wins the final will enter the next round of real martial arts. When the victory is decided, the legendary Twilight Niang will appear, and then I will watch the duel between the master and the winner sent by Ji Jiazhuang at the end. In the end, even the family didn't know.
Thanks to his own ingot of silver, Liu Qi and the tower were taken to an independent private room by the family. In the independent private room, Liu Qi sat on a comfortable chair while sipping tea and enjoying the competition on the stage, not to mention how comfortable it was.
"Brute, sit down, you're welcome! Anyway, if it won't be our turn to play for a while, don't be afraid, take a good rest first! Seeing that the bull actually stretched out his giant and looked outside, Liu Qi really felt a little funny, and reminded kindly with a smile.
"Oh, I know I just want to see how good they are!" The wild cow seemed to be a little relieved. This makes Liu Qi very strange, could it be that this guy is a ruthless character who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. I can't see it, I really can't see it! Liu Qi straightened out his clothes that should have been thrown away, looked outside pretending to be cool, and commented: "There is a little bit of fancy boxing to show off his legs, but he lacks a foundation, and the foundation is too poor." If I fight with them, I can break ten thousand laws directly with brute force! Liu Qi muttered to himself, and a glimmer of enlightenment flashed in Manniu's eyes. Liu Qi saw it in his eyes, and finally smiled slightly, lay on the chair and didn't get up again, but fell into a deep sleep after a while.