Chapter 122: Clever Fool
Daniel Zhang belongs to the kind of cattle who are very good, but he can't see it at all.
Yang Yi belongs to the kind of person who is still a little far from a cow, but he looks very good.
To put it bluntly, Yang Yi can pretend, and Daniel Zhang does not know how to pretend, but he has long passed the era of needing to pretend.
Hank is a very discerning man, and his intellectual interest saves him from being beaten violently.
Does Yang Yi need any more reason to beat people now? He doesn't need a reason to beat people at all, this Hank is a big head in front of him, that's not looking for a beating.
But just before Yang Yi was about to make a move, Hank's attitude changed greatly, so Hank was beaten less, but he was punished by squatting.
The penalty stand is for children, and the penalty squat is for Westerners, because his regression Achilles tendon lacks stretch, and squatting on the heel will make them very painful, but this movement can be done as long as they practice, for example, people who practice yoga can easily squat down.
But Hank is clearly not among them.
Hearing Yang Yi's question, Hank, who had been staggering and trying to keep his balance, was about to stand up, but Yang Yi just hummed softly, and he immediately squatted down again.
"Yes, I'm good at lockpicking, I can open all the locks."
The expression was painful, but Hank's answer was crisp.
Yang Yi nodded, and then he continued: "So, tell me why you escaped from prison, and why you were arrested again as soon as you escaped from prison?" ”
Hank gasped in pain, and then he pleaded, "Let me stand up and say okay?" Please, for the sake of me still wearing shackles, I really can't hold on. ”
Yang Yi said lightly: "Keep insisting, you can make a long story short." ”
Hank said quickly: "That's because I found out that this was a conspiracy, they wanted to kill me, I immediately turned myself in to the nearest police station after realizing this, I would rather go back to prison than be killed by legal means!" ”
Yang Yi frowned, and then he said in a low voice, "You can stand up." ”
Hank immediately straightened up, he wiped a handful of sweat, and then smiled bitterly at Yang Yi: "The way you punish people is really ...... Particularly. ”
Yang Yi said slowly: "Now tell me, what did you do to be sent to prison." ”
Hank touched his sweat, and then he leaned against the wall, and stood like a schoolboy, and said seriously: "Last fall, I entered a very luxurious house in Los Angeles, and I went in, and I didn't touch the alarm system at all, and then I opened the safe and stole about $20,000 in cash, three paintings, $2.4 million, about $100 worth of jewelry, and a $100,000 watch, and then, I also took a laptop with me because I was going to buy it, After seeing it, I thought I could save money on a computer. ”
Yang Yi couldn't help but say: "You stole so many things, and you even have to save money for a laptop, you are really ......"
Hank said with a depressed face: "Who says it isn't, my bad luck comes from this computer, but waste is not good." ”
Yang Yi waved his hand and asked Hank to continue, so Hank shrugged his shoulders and said: "I sold the stolen things in exchange for $800,000, and then I remembered the computer, so I opened it and looked at it, and found that there were good things in it, wow, there is only one male protagonist, but there are sixteen female protagonists, all of them are very beautiful, and then I found out that the male protagonist is a senator who usually looks serious, so I put the video on the Seqing website." ”
Yang Yi shook his head and said, "You really do it, why did you do this?" ”
"I just can't get angry, I hate rich people."
"It's not good to hate the rich, go on."
Hank said helplessly: "I thought this matter was over, but four months ago, a friend of mine told me that he found a very good target, there are a lot of artworks in it, I have a special preference for art, so I went to steal it, but I just entered the door and felt too relaxed, there is no electronic alarm system, although this thing is useless, but if there is no it, it makes me feel uneasy, and then the safe is not in the right place, so I want to leave immediately, but, I have been surrounded by the police, That's a trap. ”
"And then? If it's a trap that wants to get revenge on you, why not just shoot you. ”
"I was already lying on the ground and surrendering when the police went in, and the police also had a body camera, they couldn't kill me under the circumstances, they wanted to make an iron case, but I wouldn't give them this chance."
"Go on."
"They asked where I kept my art, they raided my home, damn it, all I worked so hard to accumulate was what I liked......"
"You stole it."
"The art I stole is gone, and my money, Fack! That's a full five million dollars......"
Yang Yi shook his head, he felt that he couldn't continue the conversation with a thief with a wrong outlook, no, he didn't communicate with a thief with a bad outlook from the perspective of a normal person.
"Alright, let's talk about your prison break."
"They squeezed out all my money and tried to sentence me to life in prison, but I had already found the best lawyer, and I was on my way, so I was sentenced to eight years, but just a few days ago, I found an opportunity to escape, so I unlocked the cell door, unlocked the cell, unlocked the door, and ran out."
"It's as simple as that?"
"Of course it wasn't easy, but I ran out anyway, I ran into downtown Los Angeles, I wanted to go to my secret base, but I suddenly thought of a question, what if they wanted me to escape from prison, and then have a reasonable reason to kill me?"
"Makes sense."
"So I went straight to the nearest police station and turned myself in, and before I could get in, at least four gunmen came out, haha, I saw through their plot again, I fled into the police station, turned myself in, and then I came here at the cost of an extra four years in prison, but I saved my life, right, man?"
Yang Yi nodded and said, "That's right, you have a good vision, and you can always make the right response at critical moments, so I don't even know if you're a fool or a smart person now, maybe you're a little clever stupid?" ”
Hank shrugged his shoulders and said, "Everyone gets carried away and no one can be right all the time, no one can, and I'm certainly no exception, but I'm not stupid. ”
Yang Yi shook his head and said, "No, if you're not stupid, you should at least ask me what kind of person I am before you come in, oh, I understand, I think I understand why you came back here." ”