On the third day of the first month of March, the Yellow Emperor was sacrificed, and Confucius, who was the principal of the highest university in the Tang Dynasty, was busy writing sacrifices. Previously, because of the negative impact of being stuffed by King Yu Chi Tianwang's son, with Li Dong sealing the eighteenth bachelor, this matter is over.

For intellectuals, being beaten is just insulting to Sven, but if you don't get a reputation, it's Sven's disgrace.

In terms of personality, Principal Kong is still very disciplined.

Because the Yellow Emperor is said to be the ancestor of the Zhuxia Miao descendants, he is the first person to lay down the rest of the tribes and successfully dominate the Yellow River Valley. Therefore, in addition to his greatness, he was also an example to future kings.

If you don't do anything around you, are you embarrassed to say that you are the emperor of the people?

Li Dong is a very serious person, and he feels that he has no hope of being a perfect person for the ages. After all, there are a lot of small black spots on his body, but there is still hope for the Emperor of the Ages.

So just after the New Year's Day, the foreign court held a meeting and set the tone, Qujiangchi Wenhui, to highlight the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty. Be cultured, have a demeanor, don't learn from the one in the previous dynasty who wrapped the tree with silk.

The main reason for not studying is the lack of financial resources.

Then Lao Kong and the secretary and young eunuch Yu Shinan jointly asked: Your Majesty, what will you write in that article?

Li Er looked at the two of them impatiently, you two bachelors, this kind of thing also has to be asked to me? What do I want you to do?

"It's early spring, so let's take spring as the theme."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Then Lao Yu wrote down the matter, wrote a post before getting off work, and forwarded it to those idiots in the Ministry of Rites.

The people in the Ministry of Rites looked at it, well, this matter is reliable, and it is important to be long. So the meeting was scheduled for the afternoon of the third day of the third month of March, and the afternoon was sunny and the wind was beautiful.

But some people think that there is an egg for dancing and writing, can you kill Turkic dogs or slaughter Korean pigs when writing poems?

The person who said this was a semi-illiterate, and this person's surname was Wei Chi, his name was respectful, and his name was the third in the world. Anyway, the outer dynasty in the first month of the year will be mixed up by this bastard.

Originally, the nobles were going to go over to eat barbecue and have some wine and snacks, but the fact that the liberal arts students were wasted immediately aroused the anger of Principal Kong.

Lao Kong had already made the Guozi Priest Wine, so he didn't want to die. But he can't beat Wei Chi Ritian, intellectuals, he has to take some unusual path.

So Principal Kong secretly met the emperor, and then looked sincere, especially for the country and the people: "Your Majesty, I look at the noble sons and daughters, and do more games in the market. ”

Emperor Taizong snorted, and he pondered in his heart: That's right, if you want Du Te to be like Cheng Sanlang's little bastard, set fire today and sing a song tomorrow, my Tang Capital, the first good place, isn't it the same as the Western Regions? It's not appropriate, you have to let the sons of Xun Gui know that they still have their father's boss on their heads.

Therefore, the emperor issued an order, which is what bullshit rules Zhang De said.

This matter can't be known to be Lao Kong's pouting, so Lao Kong returned to Guozijian and said to his colleagues and students, Last year, His Majesty said that the children of Xun Gui should study more and learn more postures......

As a result, even Zhang Lihong, one of the four bodyguards, knew that the March Wen would let the sons of Xungui write poems, which was said last year, and it had nothing to do with Kong Sacrifice Wine.

In this regard, Lao Zhang can only say: My dog is no longer good.

And all the nobles have said that their dogs can continue to live, and they all blame the richest man in Chang'an, calling you a mouthful! It's like you don't have a son, and when the time comes, your son will go up and write a poem and see what you can get out.

In line with the mentality that his son is illiterate and must also pull his colleagues into the water, the nobles said to their sons behind closed doors: Son, even if you can't compose poems, you have to copy and read them from the Han Dynasty and the Northern and Southern Dynasties, don't be like those idiots of the Wei Chi family.

Why?

Because Wei Chi Gong went back and told Yu Chi Baolin and Wei Chi Baoqi about this, and then took a sip and wiped his beard and shouted: "Listen, you can't compose poems, and I don't want you to compose poems, this is two thousand guan, one of you is one thousand, buy more good poems." Those who came from the southeast will be sent away with some money, don't embarrass me. ”

"Ah Lang, how can you do things like this, isn't it a bad reputation?"

The continuation of the richest man in Wei Chi, the Song family, frowned slightly, she looked average, her ancestral home was Changgu, and she was a distant relative of Song Jingang. After the death of Wu Denian's ex-wife Su Bin, Wu De married Wei Chigong in the eighth year, and basically after marrying this old bastard, he was afraid every day.

was not afraid of being beheaded by Li Yuan, but afraid of being beheaded by Li Jiancheng, who ascended the throne, and later because Wei Chigong sprayed Kong Yingda and Li Xiaogong were stupid, and he was worried that Li Shimin would be relegated to Shuozhou and play hide and seek with the Turks.

However, this is not the only source of Song's hardship, the richest man's eldest son, Yu Chi Baolin's only hobby is to make people, otherwise he will run to the school field every day to find someone to sumo.

You are the eldest son of the country, and you play wrestling shirtless and sweating with people all day long, if you don't make people every day, I really think you have a heavy taste.

The second son, Yu Chi Baoqi, is not very old, but he is also fifteen years old. Because he often runs to Zhang's mansion, he interacts with Zhang Daxiang, a Sven person, as a stepmother, Song is still very relieved, until a creature named Xue Rengui appears, so the brother sings "touch my sister's head" in the north all day long.

If it weren't for the fact that these two little bastards weren't born by themselves, Song would have been able to beat their buttocks into pomegranates.

"yes, our 'Zhongyi Society' has been lively lately. I'll go to the president in a moment. ”

President? What bullshit.

Blinking, Wei Chigong was stunned and asked his youngest son Yu Chihuan: "'Zhongyi Society'?" President? ”

"That's right, we formed an alliance in Qingyun Pavilion and established the 'Loyalty Society', and now we are majestic in the main workshop."

Song's eyes widened: "San Lang! You can't learn badly! ”

"Auntie, no, my brother is good to us. I also make steamed bread slices for us to eat, which is a unique specialty of Dingyuan County Mansion. ”

As he spoke, he took out two pieces from his pocket and gave them to the Song family, and broke half of them for Yu Chigong.

"It's delicious."

Wei Chihuan was reluctant to waste it, and ate sparingly, after all, a piece of steamed bread was ten Kaiyuan Tongbao, and Zhang Dasu could only shout this price with his younger brother Zhang Da'an with a cheeky face.

The richest man and the richest man's wife both stuffed their mouths and chewed twice, and their eyes suddenly lit up: "It's crispy and delicious, but it's a snack." ”

"By the way, Saburo, who is your brother?"

"It's Zhang Sanlang's eldest brother."

"Oh, it turned out to be him, good, good, Zhang Dalang is humble and a gentleman like jade. You have to learn more from him, so that the Wei Chi family can be more prosperous in the future. ”

"I like to go to my brother's place to listen to stories, and even the people from Simen Primary School love to go."

That's for sure, every time Zhang Dasu is charged 20 wen for listening to books, and there is a special limit to customers, and a maximum of 30 people can enter the small courtyard at a time.

"Zhang Dalang's subset of classics and history is top-notch in Guozijian, and it's not bad that you can listen to his lectures."

Song was very satisfied, and nodded again and again: "What did that San Lang learn?" ”

Wei Chihuan's little face suddenly became solemn and lofty, and he said with a straight face: "The great man of chivalry, for the country and the people!" Ah Niang, in the future, I will learn the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending ......"

"Wait a minute!"

Yu Chigong's black face is even darker, the great man of chivalry? For the country and the people? Eighteen palms of the dragon? What the hell this shit!

"yes, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Wei Chigong picked up Yu Chihuan, "That Zhang Dalang, which one is it?" ”

"Which one else, there is only one Zhang Dalang."

"I'm asking Zhang Daxiang or ...... That little bastard! ”

"Don't say my brother is a little bastard!"

Yu Chihuan hung in the air and danced with his hands, "Brother Yibo Yuntian is righteous first, everyone in Chang'an City knows and everyone knows, how can Ye Ye slander people so much!" ”

"I'm going to kill you little bastard! That little bastard let your dad walk in Chang'an with his bare ass, you ...... You even say good things about people! ”

"Humph! The elder brother said that he was willing to gamble and lose the real hero, and on weekdays, the elder brother also praised Ye Ye as a first-class hero, the leading battlefield general of the Tang Dynasty, and he was by no means a person who did not admit it. I didn't expect yes to be such a person, I'm really ashamed to face my classmates in the company! ”

Old blood, a mouthful of old blood was rolling, and the richest man in Wei Chi felt that he had been hit by a lot of arrows in his back, as well as his knees......

"I don't want you to associate with that treacherous boy! From now on, anyone surnamed Zhang is not allowed to talk to them! They're all bad people, full of bad water, do you hear that? ”

"Don't talk about your brother like that!"

"You little cub is obsessed, what kind of ** medicine did that little fox feed you, you don't even want Lao Tzu! You...... You're ......."

The richest man in Wei Chi was furious, and was about to give his youngest son a strong education, but he saw the Song family hugging his own son, protecting him and shouting: "Although I am a woman, I also know that my words must be believed and my deeds must be fruitful." Since you have a promise of money outside, why do you have to intimidate your son at home! ”

"Woman! Woman! I won't tell you! I won't tell you—"

Wei Chigong danced wildly towards the sky with his hands, threw the door away, walked halfway and turned back to the eldest son and second son, and yelled: "If you two can't prepare poems, wait to be beaten to cripples by me!" ”

"Got it."

Yu Chi Baolin Yu Chi Baoqi glanced at each other, sighed, and replied helplessly.

"Auntie, this ...... We haven't done this to buy poetry. Could it be that you just go to those poor people and say, are there any poems to sell? They also want to write volumes, and good poems will certainly not be sold to us. ”

The corners of Song's mouth twitched: "You two, are you really going to buy it?" ”

"If you don't do this well, I'm afraid that Aya will beat people again."

Song was helpless and sighed: "I'm just a housewife, how can I understand these markets." ”

Wei Chihuan, who was in her arms, had eyes lit up: "Big brother and second brother, this matter is on me, I'll go to the 'Zhongyi Society' and ask my brother to see it." ”

"He's just an eleven-year-old Xiaolang, and he knows a lot about poetry."

"Hmph, my brother has great powers and can do anything. is the true biography of Jiangyin Xiangshuai, how can you see it with ordinary eyes? ”

After that, he jumped down and said to the Song family, "A-Niang, I'll go and go back, if it's late, don't call me to eat." My brother eats a lot of food there, and he tastes full. ”

Then he ran out, shouting as he ran: "Big brother and second brother are waiting for my good news." ”

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