Chapter 64: Fetishes
"Twelve Sisters......"
"Did you sneak out like this, you rammer? If someone finds out, do you know that you might be demoted? ”
"You can't make a prince a prince."
Li Yuanxiang and Li Jia do not have a close relationship, but when they go out, no matter how strange the brothers and sisters are, they will naturally be much more harmonious. Wandering away, listening to a local voice is still moving, not to mention relatives?
Although it is said that the heavenly family is ruthless, but like Li Yuanxiang and Li Jia, in the emperor's family territory, they are probably just leftovers. When I think of which family I want to win over one day, I will use it.
There are very few such princes and princesses who can escape.
"You think you can't?!"
After seeing a lot of knowledge, her vision is also extraordinary, her willow eyebrows are upside down, and she glared at Li Yuanxiang and said, "In this world, only Wuhan can shelter you and me." Brother-in-law...... Your brother-in-law, not Wang Mang and others, but because of the conflict between Wuhan and Shandong, he obeyed the emperor's brother's wishes, so he didn't see the sword soldiers. Otherwise...... The Xuanjia cavalry has long been exhausted. ”
"I don't think this armor cavalry is very useful."
Li Yuanxiang shook his head, "There is a huge foundation, and there is no rebellion." Do you say that the Wu people are sick? ”
"You're still talking nonsense!"
Li Jia was furious, picked up the green and red fruits in the fruit bowl, and smashed them towards Li Yuanxiang.
Smack, caught the "Linzhangshan No. 2" Pinpo fruit cultivated in Wuhan, and took a bite of it fiercely, the juice flew sideways, but the sweetness and sourness were complicated, which made Li Yuanxiang say in surprise: "How is this Pinpo fruit much stronger than Henan goods?" ”
"Don't be joking, since your brother-in-law has agreed to your future, you can find it yourself. If you can be an official in the imperial examination, it will also be of great benefit to you and make a name for yourself as King Jiang. ”
The prince changed his face to be a jinshi in the imperial examination, which is an extremely powerful topic, and it is not impossible for Li Yuanxiang, the king of Jiang, to become a benchmark among the princes. And with such a name, the chances of survival are much greater.
"Twelfth sister, don't worry, I'm awake."
Nodding, Li Yuanxiang got up and gave his hand, "Farewell." ”
"I won't send it, you be careful."
"Got it."
Li Yuanxiang, who was swaggering away with his hands behind his back, waved his hand as he walked, and then didn't look at Li Jia, and went out of the door.
After wearing the triple door and arriving outside the courtyard, the car immediately went to Guan Tingzhi to change into a refreshing plain clothes, and saw Li Yuanxiang come out: "Brother Li, have you seen your sister?" ”
It's just that Li Yuanxiang didn't answer, but frowned slightly, pondering things.
His Royal Highness King Jiang muttered as he walked: "Brother-in-law? Brother-in-law? ”
Syllable.
Shangguan Tingzhi slapped him on the shoulder, and the frightened Li Yuanxiang shouted: "What are you doing!" Jin Hong, do you want to scare me to death so that I can inherit my turtle shell? ”
“……”
Seeing him muttering, Shangguan Tingzhi was also dissatisfied: "When I called you in the car, you were like a horse-tethered post, did you think of something good or not?" When I met your sister, what secrets did you say that made you lose your soul? ”
"Secret? What's the secret? Zhang Liangfeng has become my brother-in-law, what other secrets can there be? ”
shouted twice, and suddenly Li Yuanxiang was excited, "Secret? Brother-in-law? Brother-in-law? Brother-in-law ......"
"What's wrong with my brother-in-law? Is brother-in-law bad? You call Zhang Liangfeng a brother-in-law, it's not bad. ”
"Yes, yes, yes......" Li Yuanxiang nodded again and again, and the chicken pecked at the rice, but he scolded in his heart: Wow, it turns out that there is more than one twelfth sister who has joined the mother?! can let the twelfth sister also call herself brother-in-law, I'm afraid that there is another sister in the hands of this **? Which is it? Which one exactly?
Vaguely, Li Yuanxiang actually thought of Zou Guogong's princess Langya, the heroine who didn't like red makeup and loved arms.
But when I think about it, this can't be, if Zhang De hooks up with Princess Langya, can Zou Guogong be willing to rest?
"Yes, yes, it's her! It's her! ”
With a fist high-five, Li Yuanxiang came to the spirit, "It must be her!" Yes, yes, how can the Langya Wang clan get up? Ordinary people, how can they help up the Langya Wang family? How dare you support? Her relatives are the Langya Wang family, and now Wang Mo's son is the county magistrate of Donghai County, and the new town general of Hu Tuzhou is also surnamed Wang ......"
"Deputy Gang Leader Li, what the hell are you talking about?!"
"Uh...... Jin Hong, do you think Zhang Gong has any quirks? ”
"What quirks?"
Shangguan Tingzhi looked strange, "Zhang Gong has too many quirks, which one do you want to say?" ”
“……”
After a while, Li Yuanxiang got into the carriage and asked in a low voice: "Look, Jin Hong, do you like girls with big breasts, old age, dignified and not flattering?" ”
"Yes, so what? I like women with big breasts and beautiful women, but I prefer those with big breasts and dignified breasts. ”
“……”
Holding back a punch to him, Li Yuanxiang was patient again, and said, "Jin Hong, do you think that Guild Zhang will have a special fetish for princesses?" ”
"What? What's wrong with the princess in the house? Don't you see that there are many girls in the family? I think Zhang Gong is not a quirk, but he likes challenges, likes hardships, and this kind of spirit is admirable. Also, it's not good to talk about people behind your back, that is, my uncle is open-minded, and if you are someone else, I'm afraid I don't want to break off with you. ”
“……”
Li Yuanxiang clenched his fists tightly, and then smashed them into Shangguan Tingzhi's eyes, "It's only been a few days, you guys are so flattering, fuck you!" ”
"Presumptuous! Be careful, I'll go to my uncle to report you! You still fight...... Yes! It's enough to hit the left eye, and even the right eye! I'm fighting with you—"
The carriage moved slowly, but the carriage was shaking, and passers-by were looking sideways, but they were listening.
In the fine room, only the voices of the two men were intertwined there, and there were constantly "ahhh
"Ahh Yes! Ahh
Inside the carriage, the screams became more and more tactful and tragic.
A boy on the side of the road was curious and asked his mother, "A-Niang, what are the people in the car doing?" Fighting? ”
"Hey, don't listen or don't watch, let's go......"
"What's the matter? Zou Guogong, the uncle of the Jun family, was not the same back then...... Have you ever sung 'Carry the Jade Dragon to Die for the King'? "There was a good man who wanted to say something else, but if he hadn't seen the police, he probably wouldn't have remembered such a poem.
The two fought for a while, and did not stop until the carriage stopped.
Shangguan Tingzhi didn't know where he fell, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and the plain clothes on his body were more than a dozen holes. Li Yuanxiang was not much better, his regular clothes were torn into strips of cloth, there was still a bloody water hanging from the corner of his mouth, and there was a ball of blood under his nose.
Two people got out of the car with their heads, but they arrived at a factory, and the officials around were neatly dressed.
It's just that what I never expected was that the carriage was very luxurious, and at a glance, I knew that it was either rich or expensive. It's just that the people who came out of the car were really a little bohemian.
"What to see?!"
His Royal Highness King Jiang, who was angry, shouted first, turned his head and glared at Shangguan Tingzhi hatefully.
Shangguan Gang Leader wiped a handful of nosebleeds, tidied up his tattered clothes, touched his sock-like hair, and straightened his clothes, which was quite "beggar-like" and said: "Shangguan Tingzhi has seen all the gentlemen. ”
It's just that the Shangguan gang leader didn't wait to return the courtesy, but heard voices such as "good male style", "Longyang's goodness", "broken sleeves" and "split peaches".
Hearing this slander, Shangguan Gang Leader was furious, gritted his teeth, and gave Li Yuanxiang a kick in the buttocks: "What are you still doing?" Salute to the seniors! Who are you looking at? You're here for an internship, you think you're here to be a prince?! ”
"You!"
His Royal Highness King Jiang stretched out his finger and nodded at Shangguan Tingzhi, "You wait for me!" ”
"I'm waiting to inherit your turtle shell."
Shangguan Gang Leader was not afraid, but snorted, took a vigorous step, and let the breeze roll those tattered strips of cloth......