Chapter 11 Cheng Bites Jin who drank fake wine
Cheng Yanjin cheekily rubbed next to Zhang Nan, and sat on the Taishi chair that Zhang Nan exchanged from the system, and the Taishi chair made a squeaky sound, and there was a feeling that he was overwhelmed and about to fall apart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The corners of Zhang Nan's mouth twitched, and he said: "Brother Cheng, you want the wine at the banquet that day, I really don't have it, do you think, such a good wine, can it be drunk casually and often?" ”
"That's the way it is, then what you mean is that there is no such good wine, come on, come on, take it out quickly, brother doesn't dislike it, tell you that I've been hungry for a long time, hurry up." After Cheng Biting Jin finished speaking, he stretched out his hand comparable to a bear's paw and touched Zhang Nan's body.
"Brother, brother, don't be like this, I can't accept it." Zhang Nan clasped his hands on his chest, his eyes were like a bell, as if he had been tricked into a hooligan.
"Hey, Qingquan, what do you think of my brother as." Cheng Yanjin saw that Zhang Nan didn't have the slightest intention of giving him wine, so he played a trick and slumped on the chair in a standard Ge You paralyzed posture.
"Tell you, if you don't give wine today, I won't leave, you still have to take care of the food, not blow it to you, when my brother is marching, eat a big pot of rice, few people can eat me, and when the time comes, you will eat up your little silver, don't blame me." After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he closed his eyes and leaned on the Taishi chair, looking like he was old and wasted.
Zhang Nan saw Cheng Biting Jin's splashy appearance and had no way at all, "No wonder this product can survive three dynasties, with this unique cheeky ability, few people can do it, this whole is a dog skin plaster, you can't get rid of it if you stick it." Zhang Nan thought angrily and funny in his heart.
"Okay, Brother Cheng, I'm afraid of you, I can't give it." Zhang Nan saw that Cheng Biting Jin could do what he said, and he had to relent, and was willing to exchange some points for some "good wine" for him.
"That's right, this is the Qingquan that my brother knows, I didn't say it, my brother owes you a favor." Cheng Yanjin heard that Zhang Nan was willing to give him wine, and immediately came back to life, and said with a smile, the speed of turning his face made Zhang Nan speechless.
"Then you wait, you don't know, my ability to retrieve things from the air is very draining, and you have to pay full attention."
Cheng Yanjin heard Zhang Nan say this, quickly covered his mouth, nodded, and signaled that he would not say a word of nonsense.
"System, do you sell fakes here?" As soon as Zhang Nan came up, he went straight to the point.
"The system doesn't understand what the host means, so please ask the host to ask a new question."
"It's just something that is so low-end that it doesn't work, like the inferior wine that some people blended a thousand years later."
"Based on the host's description, the system finds the following commodities for the host."
Zhang Nan looked at the goods that the system gave him.
"Low-cost fake two pot heads", "industrial alcohol blended wine", "black workshop blended wine" and other goods, there are countless products, and they are all the kind that can buy several liters for one point.
"That's you." Zhang Nan thought in his heart, but when he thought that Cheng Yanjin didn't actually do anything, he just came to ask for a glass of wine, so Zhang Nan dismissed his plan to exchange those blended wines for Cheng Yanjin.
Picking and choosing, Zhang Nan's eyes finally fell on the fake second pot head in a small bottle.
"System, exchange me for three bottles of that two-pot head."
"Confirm, three bottles of low-cost fake two pot heads, one point, whether to redeem or not."
"Sure, let's redeem it."
At this time, Cheng Yanjin was covering his mouth and quietly waiting for Zhang Nan to conjure the wine out, just when he was engrossed, Zhang Nan turned his hands over, Cheng Yanjin looked at it fixedly, and found that Zhang Nan had three more small bottles in his hands.
"Qingquan, you lied to me again, this wine is obviously not much lower than the one I drank that day, you see that this wine is actually made of such a translucent jadeite, such a beautiful wine, you really want to drink it."
"How about you taste it, then?" After Zhang Nan finished speaking, he put two bottles of the legendary fake second pot head on the ground, opened one for Cheng Yanjin, and handed it to him.
"This wine is very spicy, Brother Cheng, you have a heart ready when you drink it." Zhang Nan kindly reminded.
"It's okay, the stronger the wine, the more in line with my brother's character." Cheng Yanjin took the wine and said happily, after speaking, he tilted his neck and poured a small bottle of fake two pots down, and Zhang Nan's eyes were straight.
", that's not how you drink the second pot." Zhang Nan was so shocked at this time that he even said the words after a thousand years.
After Cheng Biting Jin drank the second pot head, his face did not change, and he laughed and said: "Good wine, good wine." ”
"Brother Cheng, you ......" Before Zhang Nan finished speaking, Cheng Biting Jin's big hand slapped Zhang Nan's shoulder and grinned at Zhang Nan.
"Qingquan, let me tell you, your brother, I have made up my mind, just rely on the treasure wine you took out for me today, I will bite the gold, and I will recognize you as a brother." Cheng Yanjin spewed a mouth full of wine and smoked Zhang Nan half to death.
"It's over, drunk." Zhang Nan realized that after Cheng Yanjin was drunk, he said that his heart was not good, so he was about to slip away, but before he could slip up, the next person ran in and said: "Master, it's not good, someone outside wants the master to get out, and if he can't get out, he will break in." ”
"What's going on?" Zhang Nan's head was about to explode at this time, he had already known that he would not give Cheng Yanjin a fake wine, but now there is an extra madman in the house, and there is a group of madmen outside who are ready to break into the house.
Just when Zhang Nan was about to say that he should call the police immediately, no, when he reported to the official, Cheng Yanjin stood up.
"What, dare to break into my brother's house, I don't want to live, breaking into my brother's house is equivalent to breaking into my house, Qingquan, you wait, my brother will come when he goes." After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he walked out of the gate.
"This is? Warm wine to cut Huaxiong? Just when Zhang Nan was in a daze. Cheng Yanjin had already opened the door of Zhang Nan's mansion with a "click".
Facing this person who was all dressed in family clothes, Cheng Biting Jin said viciously: "Boy, who gave you the courage to dare to be presumptuous at the feet of the Son of Heaven, don't you want to live?" "Actually, what Cheng Biting Jin said is not wrong, after all, the Chongrenfang where Zhang Nan lives is where officials live, and they are generally people with heads and faces, where will someone break in.
Cui An, who was hiding on the side, was waiting for Zhang Nan to come out to ask questions, so he directly caught him and brought him back to the house.
"See General Cheng." Cui An clasped his fists and saluted.
"Who are you, do I know you?" Cheng Yanjin frowned and said.
"The general may have forgotten that I am the housekeeper of Cui Shangshu's mansion." Cui An didn't dare to be too presumptuous at this time, after all, Cheng Yanjin was a genuine general.
"Cui Shao's subordinates? I don't care what Cui Shao is for, this day is going to break into the house, I'm afraid I can't say anything. When Cheng Yanjin heard Cui Shao's name, he frowned and said, after all, he is a person with five surnames and seven families, which is a bit difficult to deal with.
"Yes, yes, the general's lesson is that I will take people back." After Cui An finished speaking, he made up his mind to report to Cui Shao, and ran away with his subordinates.