Chapter 398: I can't make it up

Come to the cooking class.

Seeing that Nie Xiaotian and the three of them were disgraced, the snake butt immediately greeted him: "Battalion commander, you are back!" I'll just say, the bullet that the little devil can kill our battalion commander hasn't been made yet! You don't know, look at the rush they just now......"

"Less nonsense, do you have something to eat!" Nie Xiaotian said.

"Yes, yes!" The snake butt immediately smiled and said, "What do you want to eat?" I'll get it for you! ”

"It's been a long time since I've eaten the fried noodles you made, how about getting a bowl for each of us! Hungry at all. Nie Xiaotian said, touching his stomach, this day has been busy, from going out, until now, let alone eating, he hasn't even been able to drink a sip of water.

At this time, thirsty and hungry.

That is, Liu Xiaobiao's guy likes to be poor, and he is still there. And Nie Xiaotian is much more low-key, and now he just wants to drink a sip of water and eat a bowl of noodles. That's all there is to it.

"Okay, okay, I'll get it!" Snake Ass Joy Hehehe.

Nie Xiaotian came to a table in the cooking class and sat down, picked up a large teapot on the table, poured a cup of tea and poured it into his stomach, and poured three cups in a row, only then did he feel a little less thirsty.

Monk Yang and the little dog also drank three or four glasses before putting it down.

"Battalion commander, we'll have to wait a while. Why don't you eat some of this first? As he spoke, the snake's butt came over with a clay bowl.

Nie Xiaotian looked at the bowl, and then saw that there was a bowl of meat in it, and suddenly frowned: "It's a thousand miles again?" ”

Snake Butt nodded and said, "Hmm." Eat? ”

"Nonsense, what the fuck it is. Lao Tzu is hungry like this, will he still pick! Saying that, Nie Xiaotian had already taken the pottery bowl, grabbed a piece, and stuffed it into his mouth, sure enough, it was thyme, the rat meat in the field, this taste is special! It's also very delicious and fragrant!

Nie Xiaotian ate it a few times and got used to it.

Monk Yang does not refuse to come to this goods, and if Nie Xiaotian dares to eat, he will not frown. Of course, the puppy is not so particular, and eats it when it is caught. The three of them ate with a look of intoxication.

What's the best thing?

Something to eat when you're hungry! Not to mention that this thyme originally tasted good.

"Battalion Commander Nie, you're not right, why are you still opening a small stove!" Zhang Defu quipped, but his black face is really not suitable for jokes, it will make people think that he is angry.

At this time, Liu Xiaobiao followed Sister Wang and came over.

Liu Xiaobiao saw Nie Xiaotian looking at him, and said with a very helpless look: "Battalion commander, don't look at me, I can't tell you how I got it at that time." Tell them yourself. ”

It turned out that Liu Xiaobiao's goods were scared just now, and when people asked, they were stunned by the question. Say, how did the bomb explode on its own? What kind of bomb is that? Why is it so powerful? Liu Xiaobiao was stunned because he was asked a question and didn't know, so he wasn't embarrassed, no, he took Wang's eldest sister Zhang Defu and the two of them to ask in person.

"Tell me, if you don't say it, I guess I won't be able to sleep tonight!" Zhang Defu said again, he was also curious to kill the cat. After all, four people beat a small team of little devils and two devils in a company without combat effectiveness, what a powerful means.

There is such a means in the world, if you don't steal the teacher, how can you do it?

And it's not that you don't want to be motivated!

Obviously, Zhang Defu is not willing to waste such an opportunity. I'm going to steal the teacher.

Nie Xiaotian grabbed another piece of meat, and when he saw a few people next to him staring, he handed the pottery bowl forward: "Come on, come on, eat a piece of meat first, let's talk slowly." ”

The three were really welcome, and each took a piece. Especially Liu Xiaobiao's goods, he grabbed two pieces in a row and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Well, this meat is good!" Zhang Defu ate the meat, was happy, looked at the meat, tasted it, and didn't know what kind of meat it was, so he asked, "What kind of meat is this?" So fragrant! ”

Nie Xiaotian smiled and said, "Of course it's fragrant, this thing is called Thyme Fragrance!" ”

Thyme?

Zhang Defu and the three of them were stunned, and they heard this name for the first time.

Nie Xiaotian said again: "It's rat meat!" ”

"Huh?"

"Spit and spit ......"

As soon as Nie Xiaotian's words fell, Sister Wang and Zhang Defu's faces suddenly sank, and they were stunned with a small half of the meat, and they didn't throw it away, but they felt disgusting when they ate it, so they just took it, so they weren't embarrassed. And Liu Xiaobiao vomited directly.

Look at the one Nie Xiaotian ate again, it was called a fragrant, and he enjoyed it, and he ate it with relish, it was just perverted!

Zhang Defu was a little sick to his stomach.

"What a waste, you guys!" Nie Xiaotian smiled sheepishly.

"Well, good stuff." Zhang Defu and Sister Wang were embarrassed to vomit it out, so they ate it hard.

"Battalion Commander Nie, let's talk about that!" Zhang Defu chased after him, and he was stunned to break the casserole and ask to the end, and his spirit was simply precious.

Get.

Not to mention it.

Fortunately, Nie Xiaotian's ability to make up stories has grown a lot, so he said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just an explosive bag made of explosives!" "Well, this lying effort doesn't even blink an eye.

"Oh? Explosives packs? ”

Nie Xiaotian continued: "The explosives pack is full of gunpowder, and it is powerful. A grenade was placed inside. Just make this explosive bag into a trick...... It is to connect the fuse with a line, as long as the devil trips over the line, it will explode immediately! ”

"That's it?"

That doesn't make sense. Obviously, what Liu Xiaobiao said just now, there are constantly changing numbers on that thing!

Zhang Defu and Wang Damei were slightly skeptical.

Liu Xiaobiao remembered something: "No wonder, it turns out that the battalion commander, you asked me to ask who in the camp can make gunpowder, is this thing to do?" "It's a godsend. Now, it's hard to believe it.

Get.

It could be reduced by two paragraphs. How many brain cells are saved.

"Yes." Nie Xiaotian smiled, secretly hating how he saved that trouble at that time, and didn't take a photo of Liu Xiaobiao's goods, which erased his memory! It's good now, but after causing so much trouble, I almost can't stand it.

"I understand now." Well, they did!

At this time, Zhang Defu's curiosity was finally satisfied: "By the way, Battalion Commander Nie, when will you go to the turret next time?" ”

"There's no hurry. Now the devils are all scared by us, and they are all on guard, we can only outwit them, and we can't do it during the day, let's find a time to go at night. Run after fighting, change places after fighting, and engage in guerrilla warfare! Nie Xiaotian smiled slightly.

As she spoke, she ate another piece of rat meat, and then handed the pottery bowl forward, Wang Damei and Zhang Defu immediately shook their heads, and they didn't want to eat it anymore.

Zhang Defu said: "Well, that's fine! By the way, Battalion Commander Nie, something happened to my second battalion station, and I have to go back. When I'm not there, you can just find Zhang Fugui if there is anything! ”

Not long after returning from the battle of the Liuzhuang Fort, Zhang Defu received the news that something was going on in the second battalion. Zhang Defu was about to leave at that time, but he was worried about Nie Xiaotian's safety, so he didn't leave in the end. Seeing Nie Xiaotian return safely just now, I was finally relieved, but I was aroused by Liu Xiaobiao's curiosity, so I came to ask what happened, now that my curiosity is satisfied, and the thief has also stolen it, Nie Xiaotian is also safe, so Zhang Defu plans to leave.

"You eat slowly, I won't bother!" Saying that, Zhang Defu left, and Sister Wang said hello, and she was going to do something else, so she left.

Nie Xiaotian listened to Zhang Fugui's three words, and immediately smiled. Zhang Fugui, that guy is a good hand in the second battalion that Liu Xiaobiao came to investigate!

Liu Xiaobiao was stunned, and suddenly remembered something: "Alas, no, battalion commander, your thing is obviously not an explosives bag." I can see clearly, there is obviously a small glass on it, and the words ......"

"Fuck off, don't talk about it again!"

"But ......"

"But a fart, dare to mention this matter again, you won't have your share in the fried noodles for a while!"

"Huh? Do you have jajangmyeon? Okay, well, battalion commander, don't worry, as long as you don't let me say it, you will kill me, and I won't mention it! "Hey, just tell me how much this kid has to be beaten.

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(End of chapter)