"Master Kong, what I said, could it be that the crime rate of my Datang has risen just by relying on this one piece of clothing?" Zhang Nan said.

"Old man, this is called prevention before it happens." Kong Yingda obviously doesn't want to get entangled with Zhang Nan on this issue, because Kong Yingda knows that what Zhang Nan is best at is to let you follow his train of thought, and as you walk, you will find that you don't know when you fell into Zhang Nan's trap, and then you can't talk about him.

So Kong Yingda was very witty and wanted to end this problem, but obviously Zhang Nan would not give him this opportunity.

"Master Kong, your thinking is wrong, Your Majesty, Rong Chen assumes it, what does the emperor think?" Zhang Nan asked Li Er with a grin.

Li Er saw Zhang Nan's appearance of preparing to scare people, and naturally agreed with a smile, after all, as an emperor, Comrade Li Er wanted to see his courtiers discord, if there was a harmonious atmosphere among the courtiers, it would be Comrade Li Er's turn to be uncomfortable.

Therefore, seeing that Zhang Nan was ready to theorize with Kong Yingda, Comrade Li Er naturally readily agreed.

"Say it, I'll listen to it and all of you." Li Erdao.

After Zhang Nan heard this, he arched his hand and said: "Then the minister will start, dare to ask Lord Kong, if there is a woman wearing my clothes and has been violated by the gangsters, may I ask Lord Kong, should the government arrest this woman, or should the gangsters arrest this gangster?" ”

"Naturally, it's time to catch the villains." After Kong Yingda finished speaking, he handed Zhang Nan a nonsense look, Zhang Nan was not annoyed, and continued to smile and said: "This is not right, Master Kong, according to what you said, this woman should be arrested." ”

"It's nonsense, how can you arrest this woman? It is clear that the gangster who committed the crime should be arrested and sentenced in accordance with the "Tang Law". Kong Yingda said.

Zhang Nan listened to Kong Yingda's words, shook his head and said: "No, this thing depends on this woman, if she doesn't wear this dress to swagger through the market, how can she provoke this villain?" Maybe this villain didn't have any other ideas at first, he was still an ordinary person, but when he saw this woman dressed so beautifully, he couldn't help but have evil thoughts, then in the final analysis, it was still this woman's problem. ”

"Hmph, strong words." Kong Yingda said, and habitually threw down his sleeves again, but he didn't hear the sound of shaking his sleeves before, Kong Yingda also reacted that he had changed his clothes, so Kong Yingda also put his hand aside in embarrassment.

"Isn't this what you said, Master Kong?" Zhang Nan looked at Kong Yingda with a smile and said.

"How can this be the old man's statement?" Kong Yingda stared at Zhang Nan, looking like Zhang Nan, a pig Bajie, was actually beaten upside down.

"Isn't it? Didn't Master Kong attribute the increase in the crime rate of the Tang Dynasty to this dress? Isn't that the problem with these women in this dress? Zhang Nan asked rhetorically.

This question stopped Kong Yingda.

"Master Kong, there is a big problem with your opinion. As an official of the imperial court, you don't even have the most basic view of right and wrong, how to convince the public, it's hard to imagine what kind of students the Guozijian led by you, Master Kong, is taught. Zhang Nan shook his head and said.

"Zhang Qingquan! Don't deceive people too much. Hearing that Zhang Nan dared to talk about his education career, Kong Yingda naturally refused to agree.

"Master Kong, don't be angry, you will be angry, but the more you argue, the clearer it becomes, a criminal has committed a crime, and the officials don't think about arresting the criminal, but instead blame the problem on the victim, what is the reason?" Zhang Nan said.

"Hmph, hasn't there been such a thing now?" Kong Yingda said with a dark face.

"Well, let me put it another way, if the crime rate of a country increases, as a descendant of Confucianism, he doesn't think about how to promote etiquette, righteousness and shame more deeply into the hearts of the people, and doesn't think about how to educate the people, but pushes this matter onto a piece of clothing, Master Kong, you are really an orthodox Confucian heir."

As soon as Zhang Nan's words came out, the angry Kong Yingda was pale, and he scolded Confucianism, which was the same as scolding Kong Yingda's ancestors for the eighteenth generation.

"Qingquan, what you said is too much, hurry up and make amends to Kong Qing." When Li Er heard Zhang Nan's words, he also frowned.

"Master Kong, just now the kid lost his words for a while, please don't take it to heart, but do you understand the truth below?" Zhang Nan also obediently arched his hand towards Kong Yingda.

"Hmph." Kong Yingda saw Zhang Nan's appearance, and he didn't want to pay more attention to Zhang Nan.

"Actually, when I was walking through the door before, there was a word specifically to describe people like Master Kong." Zhang Nan said with a smile.

"Oh? What is the word? Li Eryi was immediately interested when he heard this.

"Back to the emperor, this word is called "straight man of steel". Zhang Nan couldn't help laughing out loud when he said this.

Seeing Zhang Nan's unhappy appearance, a puzzled look appeared on everyone's faces, this word sounded like a compliment, why did Zhang Nan smile like this.

"Qingquan, what are you happy about?" What exactly does this word mean? Li Er wondered.

"Ah, don't worry, let's do a little test first, hypothetically, suppose, you adults have returned to the time when you were young, and followed your sweetheart to the suburbs, at this time your sweetheart suddenly came to say, "It's really cold today", what should you adults do? Zhang Nan said with a smile.

After listening to Zhang Nan's question, a thoughtful look appeared on everyone's faces, and this question was interesting.

"Master Kong, what do you think you would do if you were young?" Zhang Nan asked.

"Old man...... I did encounter this problem back then. When Kong Yingda said this, it was also a rare old face to blush, Zhang Nan saw Kong Yingda's appearance, and said silently in his heart: "I didn't see that the old man Kong was also a romantic man when he was young, and he actually dared to ask his sweetheart to go out." ”

"Then how did Master Kong answer?"

Of course, the old man echoed and said, but after finishing speaking, she didn't know why she was a little unhappy and ignored the old man. Kong Yingda recalled what happened when she was young, and she was also shy.

"Haha, okay, my lords, do you have the same idea as Master Kong? If so, please raise your hand and let me see. ”

As soon as the words fell, the ministers raised their hands in twos and threes, Zhang Nan roughly estimated that there were as many as ten people, among them Kong Yingda and Wei Zheng were the leaders.

"Okay, thank you for your cooperation, congratulations to all of you, for winning the title of Straight Man of Steel." Zhang Nan said with a smile.

"Qingquan, you haven't said what this straight man of steel means." Li Er asked impatiently.