"Sima, why don't you go in?"

"I've just arrived!"

Liu Lan made a sloppy look and covered up the fact of eavesdropping, and then walked into the pavilion with the brothers.

The people sitting in front of the pavilion were silent at the moment when Guan Yu spoke, Liu Lan glanced at them and saw that they were all honest-looking farmers, and as soon as he retracted his gaze, the pavilion father greeted him and said very respectfully: "A few generals, please sit here!" ”

Before Liu Lan came, he went to greet Gongsun Yue, but he said that he wanted to eat in the room with Dongsheng and couldn't go out, Liu Lan didn't care, he didn't come, and the brothers could get drunk and rest. and Guan Yu Anping sat down in front of a few people, and the rest of the brothers scattered around, and immediately filled the room.

Liu Lan knelt down and ordered Ting Father to serve some wine and meat, Ting Father shouted, and respectfully said Sima Wait, the wine and beef and sheep flatbread will come soon.

The meal came up quickly, but Liu Lan ordered the brothers to serve the remaining dozen seats first, so that no one dared to eat first, until Sima's table was full of wine and meat, and the atmosphere became lively again after Sima fell.

At this time, outside the Monkey Stone Pavilion, two young men came in the snow, at most twenty * less than thirty years old, one wearing a six-foot high crown, the other only wrapped in a scarf, both tied with leather belts, but the former wore a long sword at his waist, and the latter hung a long knife.

The two were about to leave, but they saw Liu Lan in front of the banquet at a glance, stopped suddenly, and then moved straight to Sima, and the man in the scarf shook to the end: "Can you share a table with the general?" ”

Liu Lan saw that his behavior and speech were good, and the old brothers were already full of wine and food, so what if he made room for them, he was about to agree but didn't want the high-crowned man to go straight into his position without permission, ignoring the prestige, lying on his side, reaching out to take the meat, putting it in his mouth and chewing.

His behavior immediately aroused the annoyance of everyone, and they all looked angry, and even more like An Ping, he even drew his sword and stood up, seeing that there was about to clash, the man with the scarf on the other side hurriedly circled the scene, saying that his friend is like this, and I hope that the generals will not be strange, and do not meet him in general.

The high-crowned man didn't know it, chewing a pair of eyes but kept sweeping his eyes around, at this time the pavilion pawn had removed the three-legged wine jar and the wine bottle, and said: "Give the first ...... of Youzhou intelligence" Said this, but he stood up in vain, crossed his hands on his waist, and said to the world: "No, it is the world's first talented person to drink!" ”

When everyone saw him say that he was the first in the world, he couldn't help but sweat evilly, this person was too brazen, right? Could it be that the fever burned out the brain? Otherwise, how dare you be arrogant enough to say that you are the best in the world?

And Liu Lan stared at him with the eyes of an idiot, a second goods, a madman, and a neurotic, and sighed, why didn't he take medicine before he came out? And the man with the scarf next to him blushed even more, his head couldn't be lowered, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Liu Lan made a color, Li Xiang immediately understood, immediately went to the back kitchen and put some fine salt into the silk cloth paper bag, and then went to the wine bottle in front of everyone to scoop the wine, and after finishing the work, he poured all the salt into it, shook the wine bottle and came to the high-crowned man and put it down: "As long as you dare to drink this poisoned poisonous wine, today's wine is full!" ”

The man with the scarf's face turned green, but he saw with his own eyes that the young officer sprinkled the contents of the paper bag, whether it was the ** in his mouth or not, this wine must not be drunk.

But before he could stop him, the high-crowned man had already lifted the wine bottle, and pouted his stomach without even blinking his eyebrows at the wine that was full of three catties of salted salt.

The high-crowned man wiped the water stains on his mouth, looked extremely narcissistic, and said arrogantly: "In front of the world's number one intelligent person, how can I endure the poisonous wine?" ”

"Are you alright?"

The man in the scarf was no longer panicked, and looked at the high-crowned man back and forth to check his body for him: "Is it really okay?" Isn't there anything uncomfortable? ”

The man who boasted that he was the first intelligent man in the world shook his head, and with a disgusted expression, he broke free from the scarf man, and stood proudly, at this moment, he seemed to be the only one in the whole world, with his hands on his hips, looking up to the sky and laughing: "Haha, it seems that I am the number one in the world and I am really invulnerable, how can I endure me!" ”

Liu Lan looked at him, this person is either the well-known madman, or the person who is extremely self-conscious, but Liu Lan still has to sigh that this person's self-feeling is too good, but being able to drink up the salt water with a thick bag of salt is indeed 'inviolable', this thick-skinned, I'm afraid that the cannonballs can't break it, right?

"As for the wine, who said that the wine tube was full just now? Why don't you bring the wine up and give it to Uncle Ben, the world's number one, to get enough of his addiction to alcohol? ”

Watching him swagger down and pointing at everyone, Li Xiang felt a hatred in his heart, eager to strangle him with his own hands, and was about to have a seizure, but saw Sima's face sank, shook his head at him and motioned him to get wine, Li Xiang gritted his teeth and glared at the arrogant man, then snorted heavily on the tip of his nose and turned his head and left, and after a while, Li Xiang carried a three-legged bronze jar up, which was filled with wine, scooped a wine for the high-crowned man, and put it heavily in front of him.

The peasants of the Pavilion Father Township on the side pinched a handful of sweat for the man, is this person a fool? Do you dare to drink after all this? Is this the one who does not want to die?

In the face of many suspicious eyes, the high-crowned man had no fear, and drank three bottles in a row, but after drinking, he muttered a sentence of Nana, salty to death.

Everyone was in a hurry, but Liu Lan looked at him slightly, he could still survive until now after drinking such salty wine, this perseverance alone is very human, and he deserves to be the first in the world by virtue of this.

The high-crowned man ate meat and drank wine like no one, and he didn't have the consciousness that he was a seat-occupant, but he was a master and beckoned his companions to eat together, but unfortunately although his heart was big, his companions did not have such a big heart as him, the high-crowned man was bored eating and drinking alone, and he was looking for a friend in the wine forest but didn't want to see the platinum bow that Liu Lan put beside him, although he was a scribe, but he still had some knowledge of weapons, and this big bow was really something he had never seen before, You don't have to think about it to guess that this platinum bow must be a first-class treasure bow!

Stretched out his hand and probed over, and was about to take a look, but Sima's palm was pressed by the trend, and An Ping on the side was completely enraged by this unreasonable horseman, and the ring head knife slashed over in an instant.

"I know you're afraid that I'll break your bow, hey, forget it, don't look at it if you don't look at it, this kind of small bow of two or three stone ordinary people is not very good."

A small bow of two or three stones? The bow used by ordinary people, you must know that in this world, the person who can use Sima's two-stone and five-bucket platinum bow is only afraid that a slap is enough to choke, even your small body is still broken, and you are not afraid of flashing your tongue, Li Xiang's face was blue and he complained on the side, but he didn't expect An Ping to completely move his liver, and the saber roared towards the first person in the world who boasted that he was extremely disgusted in the eyes of others but felt good.

Almost everyone looked at the high-crowned man at this moment, waiting for him to make a fool of himself, but the imaginary scene of crying dad and shouting mother's and urine did not appear, but the cowhide king still had a leisurely attitude, as if he didn't feel that the ring head knife had been chopped over.

I don't know if he really collapsed in front of him and didn't change his face, or if this person was so ignorant that the Huanshou Knife could easily kill him.

The man in the scarf next to him was already colorless, and he shouted in shock and frightened, and the general's subordinates were merciful.

Liu Lan was indifferent, just staring at the high-crowned man, thinking that he was a high-ranking daring person at the key to dodge, but he didn't want to be five or six inches away and still didn't move a minute or even frown, so suddenly and unfazed temperament made Liu Lan anxious, almost roaring: "Slow! ”

Anping didn't really want to kill him, he just wanted to scare him and make him cowardly, but fortunately, he was ashamed to make a fool of himself in front of everyone, but the ring knife was getting closer and closer This kid seemed to turn a blind eye, and immediately became angry, good boy, since you are not afraid of death, then I will cut off your dog's head, but unfortunately at the critical moment, Sima spoke out to stop it, Anping was bold and did not dare to disobey Sima's order, and had no choice but to collect the knife, but in this way, the blade was still three inches around the neck of the high-crowned man, because the blade was too urgent, The skin and flesh between the neck have been cut, but it is not strict, just apply some wound medicine to stop the bleeding.

Several villagers on the side, and even the pavilion chief wiped a cold sweat for him, they knew best who they were, and no one dared to come up to say clearly, I thought that this little brother was going to die, but he didn't want to leave a small life at the most critical moment, and immediately there were several deep breaths in the pavilion.

Anping's saber was almost on the neck of the high-crowned man, but in this way, he was still a breezy style, raised the bottle and drank a sip of wine, and sighed: "Although I am a scholar, I am the number one reader in the world, not to mention a ring-headed knife, it is hundreds and thousands of ......" seems to feel that thousands and hundreds are a little little, which will make him have no face or say that he has no aura, the index finger of his right hand gently moved the knife surface around his neck, stood up again, raised his head and said: "I am not afraid of tens of thousands of steel knives, let alone one!" ”

Liu Lan didn't want to spare his life, but he blew up the cowhide, and the moment he touched the platinum bow with his palm, he suddenly said: "Mr. is a scholar, but a gentleman?" ”

Liu Lan originally wanted to shame him, since he said that he was a scholar, then the scholar would definitely compare himself to a gentleman, as long as he said yes, then Sima Ke would have a statement, whether he was bragging, arrogant or arrogant, this is against the teachings of the sage, and since he is a scholar, he should naturally understand etiquette, righteousness and shame, I haven't agreed to your seat, you eat and drink, and lie on your side to talk, which is not only ungentlemanly, but also contempt and rudeness for the people at their table.

It's just that Liu Lan's wishful thinking didn't start, because the high-crowned man just shook his head slightly and didn't speak, which can be regarded as admitting that he is not a gentleman in disguise.

Liu Lan didn't expect a scholar like him to admit that he was not a gentleman, and immediately became a little interested in him, and laughed: "Neither a gentleman, but a villain?"

The high-crowned man who was standing took a piece of meat and chewed it, and shook his head again when he asked like this, but this time when he finished shaking his head, he swallowed the meat with a grunt, and said: "Not a gentleman, not a villain, but a snob!" ”

"Haha, what a non-villain and not a gentleman, Mr. is really the most sincere gentleman in the world!"

If a gentleman is like this, if a villain is not clever or forgetful, but that snob describes his actions very well. And whether it is a gentleman or a villain, I am afraid that no one dares to say to people that he is a snob, only this point can know that although this person is snobbish, but Cheng is a sincere gentleman, there is no trace of nonsense, otherwise he will not pretend to be a cowhide to blow the sky, so this person can be regarded as a real villain, in today's Confucian concept gradually into the hearts of the people, he can be regarded as a wonderful flower.

Liu Lan did not hesitate to praise him, but the high-crowned man also gladly accepted it and took it for granted, as if Lao Tzu was originally the first in the world, and if you praise Lao Tzu or not, he will not become the second in the world, Liu Lan looked at him like this and felt good about himself and sighed slightly, this is too narcissistic, he has not praised him yet, he cocked his tail, if he really praises his wisdom, he still doesn't kick his nose and face and say that he is the first in the world and the first in the universe?

The high-crowned man chewed the meat and said very roughly, "Where, where." "I didn't show any humility like Confucianism, nor was I as arrogant as a madman, but as soon as these four words came out, it seemed to be low-key and audible in my ears, but it was really more arrogant than the legendary madman, and it felt like he was originally the most sincere gentleman and the first big man in the world.

The high-crowned man sat down cross-legged again, maybe he was hungry, and he didn't care if he looked good or not, and besides, he didn't care about the eyes of others, in other words, in his eyes, a group of ordinary people could understand him as the world's best great man? Pick up the mouthful of rice and swallow the dates: "My generation of Zongheng family all rely on a mouth to beg for food, deceive the world, but do not deceive people!" ”

Whether it was his previous braggadocio or pretense, just allowing him to eat a full meal or even bluff everyone without being killed, of course, what Liu Lan really values is his snobbish, which can be regarded as a real villain, much better than those hypocrites.

"A good sentence to deceive the world, but not to deceive people, Mr. is convinced of this, but although Mr. did not deceive me, but one sentence broke the face of many literati and Confucian scholars throughout the ages, just this one word, how can it not make people float."

Liu Lan personally scooped wine for the high-crowned man, and then toasted him.

The high-crowned man did it all and laughed: "Throughout the ages, the Zongheng family has always been degraded, but I am afraid that Su Qin and Zhang Yi are alive, and they don't deserve the praise of hungry wolves!" He looked up to the sky and laughed again, as if Su Qin and Zhang Yi had been crushed by him and could no longer surpass him.

It's good that the two of them have left their names in history, and you were praised by me to compare with the two of them, and stabilize the two of them? This person is too shameless, if Su Qin and Zhang Yi come back to life, they won't be mad by him. But after thinking about it again, maybe this person is not really arrogant, after all, from the point that he knows his identity, Fang Cai's series of expressions are likely to be performed for himself, peeking at him, seeing that his face is as usual, he said quietly: "Mr. knows?" ”

"Got it!" The high-crowned man twisted his beard and said.

"Why?" Liu Lan became more and more curious, he didn't believe that his name as a hungry wolf was already well known, it must be that this person had deliberately investigated himself, otherwise he would never have been able to tell his origin in a word, let alone appear here to fight with himself.

"The general is very similar to a certain general horn!"