In fact, for the strength of the nobles, the princess is not a problem, the problem is the princess. After all, the former is a physiological need, and the latter is a political need.

Therefore, the leader of Lao Zhang's previous life often warned Lao Zhang earnestly that a man who can't control Xiao Ding Ding can achieve any big things?

Later, the leader was trapped.

It can be seen that Xiao Ding Ding can't decide the future benefits, unless this future is the overlord of the Cowherd world.

Gaozu and Taizong's father and son both have a team, and the Yuanmou heroes are very promising, not relying on their wives, but on their own awesome and not explaining.

Therefore, in the end, it was up to the ass to decide whether the princess or the princess was still a princess. If the ass sits in a position of real power, then he must choose to be a princess. If you don't even have a county stool on your buttocks, you have to wonder if you should get a sister or daughter of Dong Li to put at home.

So, as the Duke of Zou Guogong and as the Governor of Dingxiang Prefecture, what level is Uncle Zhang? Except for the Four Heavenly Kings and a few alternate Heavenly Kings, he laughed as a hero.

The world is like chess, unpredictable, and car shocks kill people!

"—"

Li Dong praised Zhang De's uncle for his noble character before, and then immediately spread the news that Uncle Zhang was communicating with the emperor's sister in the carriage between spirit and flesh. And it was also smashed in Princess Fang......

What's even more classic is that the alternate colt who wanted to run Princess Shang at the beginning was actually Changsun Ye, a distant brother of Changsun Wuji.

The world is unpredictable, and the road was originally running well, but it was artificially removed and used as a spare tire......

Now I don't even have to make a spare tire.

For a person whose life was not too satisfactory and wanted to climb relatives with the emperor to improve his social status, the eldest grandson Xiaozheng wanted to cry without tears.

So he drank some wine, then some more, and then he was drunk and wanted to write a poem sadly, and then he went back to his hometown.

It was only halfway through the road that he saw the princess's incense cart. He was so excited that he decided to save his love and future at the end.

So he rode his pony and rushed over......

Zhang Deru was amnesty, hurriedly slipped away, and made up his mind that he would eat and live at the construction site. If he goes home to sleep, he will be caught by the emperor to make water fish soup to drink!

Halfway through, Lao Zhang remembered another thing, and after turning the road to find Uncle Tan, he shouted: "What about the little girl!" Where is it! Come out to Lao Tzu! ”

The furious Zhang De saw that Xue Zhaonu was still hiding behind Uncle Tan, and immediately pulled it over, and frantically kneaded her bun face with both hands: "How did I tell you-"

"Go find the princess."

"And that's more!"

"Give her poetry."

"And that's more!"

"Go home ......"

Zhang De continued to rub the bun's face, making her mouth pout, pull up, flatten, and round: "I asked you to find the princess, did I let you get into her carriage!" ”

"There is a pistachio on the carriage ......"

"Eat, eat, eat! Just know how to eat! You deserve to be a bearded face! Zhang De pulled her little round face, "I'll let you give the poem, and you will take "Qingyu Case", a ruined mother-in-law!" Do you know how much this poem is worth? Wanguan Lao Tzu will not change! I was stuffed to the princess by your ruined mother-in-law! ”

"I took the wrong ......" Xue Zhaonu pouted, and then muttered silently in his heart: If you don't take me to the Lantern Festival, you won't take me! Just give, just give, just give!

"You will not be allowed to eat meat for a month."

Lao Zhang has a black face, "Qingyu Case", a night of fish and dragon dance, the lights are dim! It's especially blind to this Lantern Festival. It's a big loss.

"Isn't it done? Punish me ......"

"Dare to talk back?!"

Xue Zhaonu twisted his body and continued to pout, and his bun face became even rounder: "How can you grow up without eating meat." ”

"As long as you are still growing up, you can't become a little dragon girl when you grow up with a bun face!"

Lao Zhang scolded angrily, and then lamented, "Alas, I'm so-so here." But uncle, it's not good. ”

At this time, the outside had already sung "That person is in the dim light", Li Dong's ears hurt when he heard it, and he wanted to roar: These Diao people always want to go against me!

However, for the sake of the first emperor through the ages, Li Dong endured.

Then in the room, the candles were dappled and the two figures were flickering.

"Hongshen."

"The minister is here."

"Take off your clothes."

"Huh?"

"Take it off!"

"Your Majesty, this ......"

"Do you want me to help you take it off?"

Zhang Gongjin gritted his teeth and slowly took off his clothes, revealing his strong muscles.

"Didn't you say it hurt?"

"A small injury, let Your Majesty remember it, and the minister is guilty."

"Guilty? Scold! Li Dong changed his tone mockingly, "Your nephew was also here just now to say that he was guilty, and he also said that he would sue the old man and return to his hometown to beg for bones, fourteen years old...... Beggar bones! Hongshen, you teach your nephew well. ”

"The minister is afraid, and the minister has no way to teach......"

"Where's the injury?"

Although Li Dong's face was unhappy, his eyes were still concerned.

"On my back."

Li Dong then turned around and looked at Uncle Zhang's rather linear trapezius and latissimus dorsi, as well as the eight scratches on the latissimus dorsi......

A cloud of ignorant karmic fire suddenly erupted: "You also get out of me-"

"The minister retreats, Your Majesty is angry, and ...... is angry"

Hurry up and get dressed, Uncle Zhang hurriedly got out.

In the room, Li Dong looked depressed, then stood up suddenly, and grabbed the sky with both hands: "Ahhhh

The next day, in the old cadres activity center in the east of the city, Tang Jian, who was smiling, chatted with his old buddies: "Shangyuan Festival, it's really lively." Boisterous! ”

"Tang Gong, don't be weird. Hurry up and listen, Zhang Hongshen is going to be a princess? ”

Liu Shilong, the former director of Honglu Temple, smiled extremely obscenely, and the old man's face rippled, "I heard that Zhang Gong is a humble gentleman who can be civil and martial, and he is even more affectionate and righteous, but I didn't expect this honest man to do something out, but it was also full of wind and rain and earth-shattering." The emperor didn't sleep well last night. ”

"Hey, Zichen Hall Xiaohui, my mouth is foaming."

"Poof—"

Dou Cong squirted out a mouthful of tea soup and laughed: "Haha...... Ahem, hahaha...... Ahem. Old Don, is it really fake? ”

"What are you lying about?"

Tang Jian leaned back on the Taishi chair, and then sighed: "Zhang Gongjin, this kid, is really ...... Absolutely! ”

"I don't know when the wedding date is?"

Liu Shilong asked again.

"What else is this asking, if this happens, I'm afraid that the sooner the better, and it will be decided at the end of the month, otherwise, there will be no face." Tang Jianshen leaned back on the ground, "But the matter of Princess Langya is good, the scene of the two aunts and nephews fighting for a husband, I don't know how Your Majesty should block everyone's mouth." Anyway, Xiu Mu is not over yet, and the eldest grandson's family has already become a pot of porridge. ”

"Why?"

"Why?!" Tang Jian squinted at the old brothers, "It's a good thing to kiss and kiss, but what ......?"

"Kiss and kiss?"

Liu Shilong was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, "It turns out that the eldest grandson family still has this plan?" Is it the eldest grandson Boshu? ”

"Who else is not him? He is the eldest son, and he can be regarded as the eldest grandson. It's a pity, this time it's really Lang's intention, the concubine is ruthless, and the chickens and dogs are jumping. ”

Tang Jian spread his hands, looking at the excitement and not thinking of a big deal.

"Who's the other one?"

"Princess Anping from the emperor, in the year of cardamom, is really warm and moist. But this time, it's very tough. ”

Suddenly, Dou Cong squirted out another mouthful of tea soup, and he couldn't breathe with a smile.

"Hahaha, hahahahaha......"

The old guy was there alone laughing and shaking, and tears and snot came out.

"Old Dou, why are you so profligate, what's so funny?"

"You ...... Haven't you thought about it? Hahaha......"

Dou Cong twitched with a smile, then calmed down his emotions for a while, and then said with a sneer, "Brothers, you say, if Langya marries Zhang Gongjin and Anping marries Zhang De, what do they call their uncle and nephew?" Langya and Anping, how do sisters care about each other? ”

The activity center for veteran cadres suddenly fell silent.

"Poof!"

"Poof—"

"Poof!"

"Hahahahaha......"

"Hahahahaha......"

Tang Jian also smiled like a stroke, tears flowed, "This is a good story, a good story!" ”

And at this moment, in the construction site headquarters shed of Wenxuan Wang Temple, Uncle Zhang looked at Zhang De, who was also constipated, with a constipated face.

The uncle and nephew looked at each other, and finally sighed in unison.

"Alas......"

A sigh.

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