Chapter 693: Shower (I)
At the beginning of the unitary hour, the dark clouds that had been brewing for a long time over Bianliang City finally flashed dazzling electric light, accompanied by bursts of thunder and wind, the raindrops the size of soybeans finally fell, and the already dim heaven and earth were suddenly enveloped by the water curtain, just like a natural scavenger, a heavy rain poured, and suddenly the bustling crowd of people on the street was cleaned.
In the wing room of the Xia family's front house, the doors and windows were closed, the room was dark and there were no lights, and the occasional lightning flashed brightly illuminated the faces of more than a dozen people in the house, making the faces of these dozen people as hideous and terrifying as the faces of the devil.
The sound of the heavy rain did not cover Yan San's cold and clear voice: "Brothers, we should do it tonight, such a heavy rain can just cover all the traces, and the officers and soldiers on patrol will inevitably shrink in the barracks to hide from the rain, and will never walk around, the sound of thunder and rain will cover up the sound of fighting, so tonight is an excellent time to do it." ”
The monkey child and grandson licked his lips, took out the shiny steel knife at his waist, licked his lips and said: "boss, the brothers can't wait, with our skills, the gang of scumbags guarding the second entry is definitely not our opponent." ”
Yan San smiled slightly and asked, "Brother Zhuge , how is the matter going?" ”
Zhuge Yige said with a smile: "There should be no mistake, according to the instructions of the eldest brother, the five jars of wine were also sent, and the brother went to the kitchen to put half a catty of croton in the mutton soup, and they will notice the fragrance of the sweat medicine, but this croton is afraid that they can't taste it even if they have great ability, and at this moment I am afraid that it has been poured into the stomach, and it will have a seizure after a while; After a while, they were soft-handed and soft-footed, and we saw how they fought with us. ”
Everyone looked at Zhuge Yige in surprise, and the monkey children and grandsons asked, "Seventh junior brother, have you put crotons in the soup?" ”
Zhuge Yige said with a smile: "Our lives are so expensive, can we fight with those gangs of scumbags?" The eldest brother thought of a good way, boiled half a catty and poured it into the mutton soup, and waited to see a good show. ”
Yan San said coldly: "In another time of incense, when the sky is dark, it is time for us to do it, Brother Zhuge took two brothers to guard the door, and the servants of the Xia family will be cut as long as they run outside, and they must not be allowed to run out to report the news." The other brothers followed me to the back house, and the two grandsons were so soft that they were all slaughtered; And then...... Hehe, I went to the back house to find those little ladies to have a good time, and then took the soft and went out of the city overnight; The dozen or so horses in the stable should be taken care of, don't let people pull them away, that's the foot strength of the men out of the city. ”
Everyone stood up and said in unison, "Follow the orders of the eldest brother." ”
Yan San snorted and said: "We have to be energetic tonight, our vote is called flowering in the heart, remember, this is the territory of the emperor's old son, after the end of the matter, we must not miss traces, once the officers and soldiers bite it, we will not be able to leave; Brother, I'm talking ugly ahead, who dares to talk to Lao Tzu tonight, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite. ”
Everyone was in their hearts and agreed in unison.
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The second entrance of the Xia family's house, more than a dozen houses are lined up, like a barrier separating the Xia family's outer house and the inner house, Zhang Heizi is responsible for guarding the gate of the inner house with more than 60 nursing homes, Zhang Heizi is the old man of the Xia family, he was originally a strong general in the army, the northwest has repeatedly made military exploits, and his martial arts are extremely strong, and he is very famous in the army; It is said that in an encounter, when his own men were exhausted, he beheaded thirteen enemy heads in a row and captured the enemy's heads alive, which became a sensation in the army and became a record that can never be surpassed.
But Zhang Heizi also has a fatal weakness, that is, he is too greedy for cups, and he does not care about time and occasion; It's okay to drink when there is no military affairs in peacetime, but once when the two sides had a skirmish, Zhang Heizi was addicted to alcohol, and he left the battlefield alone and returned to the camp to drink, which is incredible.
When he was tied to the tent and executed, it happened that Xia Zhu was passing by, and after asking the reason, he unexpectedly took him away, and then gave him a punishment of dismissal from military duty and escort back to Beijing for trial.
Later, there was no news of Zhang Heizi, but in fact, Xia Zhu took him into the house as the head of the nursing home; This kind of thing is commonplace among the court officials, such as the companions of the Yan Mansion, and the more than a dozen companions who followed Yan Biyun around to take care of business were selected by Yan Shu in the army with his authority, and they were all good at fighting.
Zhang Heizi has no ambitions, as long as he has wine to drink, not to mention that Xia Zhu saved his life, so he desperately helped Xia Zhu take care of the home and became a housekeeper; In the summer mansion, the daily good wine management is enough and the food is full, Zhang Heizi is very satisfied with the current life; When Xia Zhu went to Bazhou, he told him to strictly guard the back house and never let the people from the outer house enter, Zhang Heizi knew in his heart that this was Lord Xia guarding against the outlaws invited by the gang in the outer house.
Zhang Heizi is very proud of this, although it is said that the group of people in the outer house are strong in martial arts, but in the eyes of Master Xia, they are all outsiders, just using them, the real henchmen are still themselves and this group of nursing brothers, and for Yan San and his gang, Zhang Heizi has long been displeasing to the eye, these guys walk in the house with their arms crossed all day long, stirring up the outer house, if it weren't for Xia Zhu's great restraint, Zhang Heizi would have found fault with them and turned his face with them.
Before leaving, Xia Zhu earnestly warned Zhang Heizi to be careful, don't be greedy for a cup and make mistakes, Zhang Heizi also listened to it, and he didn't drink for three or four days; But the bunnies in the outer house set up a table to drink in front of the courtyard every day, which made Zhang Heizi really unbearable.
This evening, a large pot of mutton stewed in the kitchen, the boiling mutton soup with a pungent fragrance permeated the entire front house, mutton is the best appetizer, Zhang Heizi is very hungry; It rained heavily in the evening, and Yan San in the outer house seemed to be in order to show goodwill, so he actually sent someone to send a few jars of wine over to make friends, and he wanted to have a good time with himself at night.
Zhang Heizi drove away the person who sent the wine without hesitation, but the man didn't bring the wine jar back before leaving.
"Boss Kuroko, why don't we have a little wine to cheer up?" A companion listened to the string song and knew the elegance of the funny way.
"Phew, I promised the adults, and it's a shame to make a mistake after drinking." Zhang Heizi refused, but his eyes did not leave the jars of wine.
The horse's fart was slapped on the horse's leg, and the companion was also speechless, so he had to pick up the rice and eat the mutton. It's just for drinking, and it's hard to swallow when it's a meal.
When the eyes of the companions stared at the wine jar and couldn't wipe it off, they were a little greedy.
"Actually...... Drink a little less and you'll be fine, right? Zhang Heizi couldn't hold it anymore, so he put down his job and said in a dumb voice.
"Uh-huh, what's there to drink less? Besides, even if your boss is drunk, our brothers should patrol and patrol at night, and should be on duty at night, what can happen? The crowd nodded their heads like garlic.
"In that case, let's drink less?" Zhang Heizi bared his teeth and smiled.
As soon as these words came out, someone had already rushed forward and reported the wine jar to come over and smash the mud, and suddenly a rich aroma of wine came to his nose, and Zhang Heizi's saliva was about to flow out.
The wine bowl was poured, Zhang Heizi poured a mouthful, and suddenly his appetite was great, and he reached out to tear open a leg of mutton and chewed it, the wine and meat seemed to have a catalytic effect, and the whole body was filled with a feeling of happiness and tears.
Since it has already begun, it is difficult to stop again, and it is said that it will only drink a little, but five or six jars of wine have been drunk cleanly, a large pot of mutton and even soup and water have been eaten, and during the period, I went to the kitchen to bring another bucket, which is still clean; Zhang Heizi drank half a jar of wine alone, and the alcohol addiction that had been accumulated for several days was finally enough, and this feeling was really comfortable.
But Zhang Heizi is not guilty, he drinks very well, this half jar of wine is the bottom of the amount, the wine and meat are down, burped, he still opened his mouth and ordered: "Don't be lazy to sleep at night, if you sleep at night and are caught by me, he will be punished with white rice and pickles every day in the future, and the wine and meat will never think about it again." ”
The nurses said in unison: "How dare you." They wiped their mouths and wiped their mouths, and the two teams of brothers on patrol showed that they would be on duty wholeheartedly, and they took their hats and wore coats to go out to patrol in the rain.
Zhang Heizi nodded with satisfaction, patted his stomach and leaned on the big chair listening to the sound of wind and rain outside, drowsy, and after a while, Zhang Heizi didn't sleep, but was awakened by a movement in his stomach, and he felt a faint cramp in his abdomen, and he felt that he needed to go out of Gong.
As soon as he thought of this, he suddenly felt that the stomach was making more trouble, and gradually the gate collapsed, Zhang Heizi hurriedly grabbed a handful of straw paper and rushed out of the house, and rushed along the corridor to the thatched house under the root of the west wall, but when he arrived outside the thatched house, he was dumbfounded, and saw a group of brothers standing outside the thatched house, all of them holding their pants and turning in painful circles.
"What's wrong? You guys. Zhang Heizi forced himself to tighten the chrysanthemum and not let it be filthy. Stuff spills out.
"Boss Kuroko, it seems to be ...... It seems to have a bad stomach. The nurses said with sad faces.
"Then don't go in and pull it yet!" Zhang Heizi faintly felt that something was wrong.
"It's all in line, Niu Er is inside." The nurses couldn't hold back their stomachs in their mouths, and some people couldn't stand it, so they pulled their pants on the spot and squatted on the ground, listening to the sound of 'Kucha', which was comparable to the thunder rolling in the sky, and instantly the ground was like a rotten watermelon that had been exploded, and then the stench was permeated.
This is a hornet's nest, and the people who couldn't hold it back saw that someone was taking the lead, and they all ignored the sound of taking off their pants and 'cool cha kucha', and suddenly the dirt was flowing all over the ground and stinking.
Zhang Heizi scolded loudly, and suddenly felt a hot current rushing out of the back, as if it was about to rush out, and before he had time to say more, he took off his pants, and with a bang, the torrent flew down, almost rushing out of a big hole on the soft ground of muddy water bubbles.
Just when dozens of companions were enjoying this moment of joy with all their hearts, the sword light flickered in the shadows, and Yan San and more than a dozen of his subordinates quietly surrounded them under the shade of flowers and trees.