Chapter 61: Your Majesty's Good Sword
As soon as he heard that he was going to play a game, Xichun was the most excited, and ran over to take Jia Qing's hand and said, "What game?" I'm going to play too! ”
"Okay, good, I'll teach my sister to play later......"
Taking advantage of the situation to pick up Xichun, Jia Qing said to Jia Baoyu: "Second brother Bao, do you have that kind of very thin and hard paper here?" ”
Baoyu said: "Hard? Is rice paper okay? ”
Jia Qing shook his head and said, "No, it's still too soft." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Jia Baoyu couldn't do it, and said: "Xuan paper is not successful, what is the second brother going to do?" ”
Jia Qingdao: "I want to teach everyone that the game they play must do such a thing. Just like the ancestors, they had to have dominoes to play cards. ”
The sisters also shook their heads, indicating that they didn't know what thin, hard paper was.
"Is it okay for Second Master Qing to look at the cardboard that draws shoe patterns?"
But the attacker, who had been standing aside and had never opened his mouth, spoke at this time.
Jia Qing looked at the "famous" attacker next to him, who was delicate and soft, and was looking at him with a soft face at this time, and his demeanor was somewhat similar to that of Xianluan.
Shaking his head, Jia Qing said: "No, that hardness is enough, but it's too thick." ”
Jia Qing has also seen the model used for the sole of Cuiliuna's shoes, and the kind of paper is two or three millimeters thick.
The attacker smiled lightly and said, "I think it's because the masters don't often get these jobs...... Of course, the cut shoe sample is very thick, otherwise it will tear quickly as soon as you take it out. However, the cardboard used in the first drawing is very thin, which is also easy to prune. I have some here, and I'll show them to Second Master Qing. ”
So saying, he went into the inner room. After a while, he took a piece of cardboard and came out.
"Second Master Qing, take a look at this."
Jia Qing took it, and as soon as he started it, he felt extremely smooth, and secretly said hello. On second look, it's still a little thick, but it's barely usable.
Gently folded, the hardness is also good. Well, that's it!
So he said to the attacker: "That's right, it's this kind of cardboard." I don't know if Sister Raider still has this kind of cardboard, I want at least five of this size. ”
That's right, what Jia Qing wants to do is the playing cards that will be popular in later generations.
Raider: "I don't have it here, but Aunt Wu of the Textile Division must have it." ”
"That troublesome sister will take a trip on my behalf. Oh, by the way, you take this, you can't let them spin this account......"
Jia Qing put Xichun down as he spoke, took out a piece of silver with one or two specifications from his arms, and handed it to the attacker.
The attacker first glanced at Jia Baoyu, and saw that he had an indifferent expression, so he had to be the master for him.
"Look at what the second master said, it wasn't worth much, but it was just a matter of one sentence, where did you use it so much. Besides, in our second master's house, where is there still a saying that you are asked to pay for silver......"
Jia Qing smiled: "You can't let the attacking sister run for nothing, right?" If you can't use it, it's all as a reward for your sister. ”
The attacker was about to speak again, but Jia Baoyu was impatient, and said to the attacker: "You can take what the second brother gave you!" You don't have to feel sorry for him, the second brother has a lot of silver......"
I just stopped attacking people like this, since the second master didn't care, what did I have to worry about. So he took the money and went out.
After the attacker left, when Tanchun just wanted to ask Jia Qing what he was going to do, he heard Daiyu say to Jia Baoyu: "How does Brother Bao know that the second brother has a lot of silver?" ”
Jia Baoyu smiled proudly, and was about to sell a pass, but Daiyu picked up his eyes, and he confessed. said: "The second brother got a sum of five thousand taels of silver because of the soap recipe a few years ago!" ”
"Five thousand taels?"
Don't blame Tanchun for being surprised, you must know that they only have two taels of silver a month. Five thousand taels, it is estimated that only when she gets married, the house will give so many silver taels.
Although Daiyu and the others didn't pay much attention to silver, they also knew that five thousand taels was indeed a lot, and they all looked at Jia Qing together.
Jia Qing didn't hide it, nodded and said, "That's true, it's just how did Second Brother Bao know?" ”
"I listened to what Sister Feng said."
Daiyu said with a smile on the side: "I didn't expect that the second brother's soap could still make money, ho ho, then we have to pay silver if we want to use it in the future?" ”
Listening to Daiyu's jokes, Jia Qing said with a grin: "That's a must......"
The sisters' eyes immediately widened, and Jia Qing immediately changed his mouth and said: "That's something that must be impossible, of course, the sisters will use it for free." ”
The sisters suddenly showed an expression that counted you as acquaintances. Jia Qing continued: "Originally, I was a rich man and was well hidden, but since I was shaken out by the second brother of Bao today, then I will also pretend to be generous." Whatever gift you want, just tell me, I promise to satisfy you! You only get one chance. ”
Hearing that there was a gift, Xichun on the side was the happiest, and said, "I want to eat big peaches!" ”
Daiyu laughed when she heard this: "Ho ho, Sister Xichun's gift is good, I'll see how the second brother can satisfy ......"
Jia Qing smiled and pulled Xichun's little face, and said softly: "How can there be peaches in this season, my sister can't be satisfied with this gift." ”
Xiao Xichun's face crossed when she heard this, she wasn't teasing Jia Qing, she really wanted to eat big peaches......
Seeing that Xichun was like this, Jia Qing was thinking, I can't say that I can find a way to grow a little out-of-season fruit in the future. However, there are no conditions yet, and my own greenhouse is not doing well, mainly because it is not good to "build a lot of buildings" in Ningguo Mansion, and it is okay to barely put some flowers and plants.
"I looked at the picture my sister gave me last time, and it was very good, and I liked it very much. Why don't I give my sister a set of drawing tools? ”
Xichun thought about it, anyway, the peaches were gone, and he also liked to paint, so he nodded.
After getting rid of Xichun, Jia Qing looked at the other people again.
Daiyu said directly: "A little poem......"
Tanchun continued: "A little poem......"
"A little poem......
"A little poem......
Yingchun and Jia Baoyu didn't plan to ask Jia Qing to compose poems, but seeing that Daiyu and the two were working together, they also came to join in the fun.
Jia Qing raised his hand and surrendered: "Good sisters, good sisters, you can spare me, where can I make so many poems......"
Tanchun said: "No matter what, whoever asked the second brother to have only one sentence on the fan he gave me last time, this time I have to make up for it!" ”
Seeing Jia Qing's loveless appearance, Jia Baoyu mediated: "Okay, the second brother will make a song." But it has to be a good work! ”
The others didn't insist and nodded.
In this way, Jia Qing thought about it, and really didn't know which one to plagiarize now. Looking at Jia Baoyu's face, he remembered his allusion to "Lin Family Xiangyu", and suddenly paid attention to it, and said: "Poetry is really not ...... Why don't I tell you a joke? ”
Everyone's eyes lit up, and Tanchun said: "The second brother still tells jokes?" ”
Also, for them, the appeal of telling jokes should be far more than poetry. Although the poems are beautiful, they have seen a lot, and they will make some of them themselves.
But jokes are different, and it's hard for them to listen to other people's jokes.
Jia Baoyu was afraid that Jia Qing would pass the test, so he admonished: "Okay, if it's not funny, you still have to compose poetry." ”
It's hard to compose poetry, it's not easy to tell jokes, look at me.
"It is said that during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the former lord of Siam sent an envoy to present a sword to Liu Chejin.
Liu Che likes it very much, and he wants to be in the deep palace for a long time, which inevitably makes Mingzhu secretly invest. So Xuan's henchman Ai brought Li Guang into the palace and prepared to give him this sword.
Who knew that as soon as Li Guang saw such a sword, he immediately said excitedly: "Your Majesty is a good sword!" Your Majesty, good sword! Your Majesty is a sword!! ’
So Li Guang did not become a marquis in his life......
Hahahaha. ”
After speaking, Jia Qing laughed to himself. It's a pity that no one agreed.
Daiyu pursed her lips and said, "It's not funny! ”
Tanchun frowned and said, "Vulgar! ”
Jia Baoyu said: "No connotation......"
Yingchun didn't speak, but he didn't laugh either. However, Xichun asked with an ignorant face: "What is a good sword?" What a good sword? ”
Xichun's words seemed to be cooperating with Jia Qing, and Daiyu's tense face showed some smiles.
"You guys did it on purpose, did you say it was funny?"
Jia Qing complained.
Everyone gave a negative look back, and the meaning was obvious. Jia Baoyu said: "Anyway, we didn't laugh!" No, the second brother has to talk about it again, and he has to make us laugh. ”
Well, that's a criterion for jokes. Who didn't let themselves make them laugh?
Coincidentally, at this time, the attacker also returned, and Jia Qing suddenly said happily: "Okay, let's do the right thing first, and it's not too late to tell the joke later." ”
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