1011 You Don't Have a Boyfriend
"Twisted melons are not sweet!" seemed to feel the evil intent revealed in Su Chen's eyes, and Canglang shook slightly.
She seemed to understand her situation.
If Su Chen really wants to do something to her.
Now, she has no room to resist at all.
Su Chen smiled, "I don't care if he's sweet or not, twist it down first!" ”
Canglang: "......"
"Little brother, I changed my mind, if you can cure my meridians, I can consider it and be your girlfriend." Canglang's throat squirmed slightly, and he said.
She knows men well.
Just give them hope.
They will be obedient.
The most feared thing is to cut off their hope.
Well, it's easy for men to take risks.
Like now.
If Su Chen forcibly did her.
She could only admit it.
"I thought you really had nothing to fear." Su Chen smiled.
Of course, he knew that Canglang said this in order to stabilize him.
Canglang's expression was a little unnatural: "In this world, there are no fearless people. ”
"That's right!" Su Chen nodded.
Everyone, there is something to be afraid of.
Even he was no exception.
He may not even be afraid of death.
But what he was afraid of.
The people around you, leave yourself.
It's like when the brothers and sisters of the Reverse Dragon Group were slaughtered by Asura.
Su Chen longed to die like himself.
"Alright, let's get down to business!" Seeing that the atmosphere was almost active, Su Chen said with a sincere face.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
Canglang: "......"
"If so, would you mind changing it?"
Canglang: "......"
"If you don't want to change, do you mind having one more?"
Canglang: "......"
"Don't say anything, let's go out and open a house." Canglang domineering road.
Su Chen's eyes widened.
Happiness came so suddenly?
"If you can't do it for an hour at a time, I'll sue you!"
Su Chen: "......"
It turns out that the young lady knows a lot of jokes.
"But, girl, you can look down on me, I'll have at least two hours." Su Chen said confidently.
Saying.
It seems to have gone astray.
Both are aware of the problem.
Obviously, I came to treat the muscles and veins.
Why is it biased?
Is it just because he took an extra look at you behind the stele?
Su Chen put away his joke and said, "I can help you treat your meridians, and moreover, it will allow you to recover in a very short time, but I have a request." ”
"What requirements?"
"That is, you have to keep the way I treated you a secret, because if you leak it, I will die a miserable death." Su Chen said with a serious face.
"Confidentiality, that's fine." The waves immediately said.
"Little sister, it's not that I don't believe you, but, you also know that this is a matter of life and death for me, so you must come up with evidence to make me trust you." Su Chen said.
Canglang's brows furrowed when he heard this.
Evidence?
What does she use to prove it?
"It's better to do this, young lady, you exchange a secret that you have your ultimate secret, a secret that you can't let others know, so that I won't be afraid that you will reveal my secret." Su Chen said with a smile.
"My secret? I have no secrets. "Canglang Road.
"No way, everyone will have secrets, young lady, think about it carefully, if you don't have a secret to exchange with me, then I can only say sorry, I can't cure you."
Canglang's brows furrowed.
Of course she wanted to regain her strength.
And I think very much.
Although she is amazingly talented.
However, when she cultivated to this level, she actually sacrificed a lot of things.
The simplest is to sacrifice her love.
For so many years, in order to cultivate sword fighting to the tenth level, she has never come into contact with any man.
"But I really don't have any secrets." Canglang's expression was a little embarrassed.
She has acted above board all her life.
Everything, according to the heart.
There's really no secret.
"That's going to be difficult." Su Chen touched his own underneath.
After all, the stakes are too high.
It is impossible to let Canglang know his secret easily.
However, Canglang can't exchange secrets.
Su Chen thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Since Miss Canglang doesn't have secrets, it's better for us to create some secrets." ”
"How?" Canglang asked.
"If I'm not mistaken, the young lady shouldn't have a boyfriend, right?"
"Nonsense, who said I don't have a boyfriend anymore!" There are some unnatural ways in the waves.
"Ahem, young lady, if you have a boyfriend, then why are you still there. The body of the son. Su Chen smiled evilly.
"This, what does this have to do with whether you have a boyfriend or not? I'm traditional, I just want to save the first time, on the wedding night, can't I? Canglang argued.
"Of course, but you still don't have a boyfriend!" Su Chen confirmed.
"Why do you say I don't have a boyfriend?" Canglang was not convinced.
"Well, since you're so sure that you have that friend, then I'll ask you a question, and if you answer it, it proves that you have a boyfriend."
"You, you ask!" As a goddess-level existence, she is suspected of not having a boyfriend, which makes Canglang feel very faceless.
"Listen to the question, does your boyfriend wipe his ass with his left or right hand after pooping!"
Left or right?
Is this a problem?
However, it should depend on personal habits, right?
But most people should be right-handed, so Canglang replied without thinking: "Right hand!" ”
"Wrong!"
"How do you know it's wrong! You haven't seen my boyfriend again? Canglang gritted his teeth and said.
"Hehe, because, when men finish pooping, they all wipe their butts with paper, and your boyfriend actually uses his hands, it's really changed. State! Su Chen deliberately made a disgusting expression and said.
Canglang: "......"
"What kind of problem are you?" Canglang said speechlessly.
"Well, I teased you with that question just now, and now, I'm going to ask it officially." Su Chen pretended to be serious.
"When a man finishes peeing, does he wipe the little sparrow with his left hand or the little sparrow with his right hand?" Su Chen asked the second question.
Is this different from the previous question?
Hum?
Do you think I'm so stupid?
It is impossible to fall on the same problem twice!
"Wipe with paper, of course!" Canglang replied.
At the same time, a smug expression appeared on his face.
Sample, do you think my sister is really that stupid?
“……”
Looking at Su Chen looking at himself with a monster-like expression, Canglang's expression changed slightly, and he said, "What, am I not answering correctly?" ”
"Of course not! Tell you to put the young lady, the man pees the end, and he doesn't wipe the little sparrow at all! Su Chen laughed and said, "Little sister, don't pretend, you don't have a boyfriend at all!" ”
"You, you're talking nonsense, if you don't wipe it, won't you get your pants dirty?" Canglang was a little unconvinced.
"Of course not, after we pee, we just grab the little sparrow and shake it a few times." Su Chen smiled evilly.
(End of chapter)