Chapter 132: Who Moved My Chicken Feet
The expected scream did not come for a long time, Xia Silin peeked through the crack in his palm, but saw that Cao Min's blade could be touched by Su Jinrou's thigh and stopped abruptly.
Cao Min scolded: "This guy sleeps like a dead pig, it turns out that he is not pretending to be asleep." ”
As soon as he handed his eyes, a small official stepped forward and slapped Su Jin's saliva face several times, Su Jinwu didn't wake up, the little official pushed a few more, Su Jin still didn't wake up, the man was a little anxious, and scolded: "Sleep like this, did you be a thief in your previous life?" ”
Cao Min scratched his head and said, "How can I find a way to wake him up." ”
One of the students was quite vicious, and said in the crowd: "Poke him with an iron awl to see if he wakes up, and that thing doesn't hurt his limbs, just hurt it." ”
Cao Min glanced at the man, but secretly admired in his heart, this person's words were the essence of evil and filthy, but he was a talent.
Su Jin, who was lying on the bed, scolded this person's ancestors for eight generations in his heart, and he had the opportunity to rectify this person in the future, and at the same time secretly prayed that Xia Silin would appear quickly, this girl was not afraid to slip away, if so, he had to find a step for himself and wake up on his own, so as not to wait for the awl to go up, which would be unbearable.
Under Cao Min's acquiescence, everyone had frequent poisonous schemes, in addition to the awl cone, some said to take boiling water to scald, some said to use a board to slap their faces, and even a strange person said to scratch the soles of Su Jin's feet with goose feathers; Su Jin lay on the couch and cried and laughed, and secretly shouted: "Auntie, show up quickly, at most, I won't take advantage of you in the future." ”
Xia Silin seemed to hear his heart, and finally the soft Bianliang Jing accent came into his ears, "Fellow students, listen to me." ”
Xia Silin stepped out of the ranks, squeezed in front of everyone, and saluted Cao Min: "Lecture Cao, the person on the bed is my cousin, I am afraid that the methods you said will not work, my cousin has the disease of night travel, look at his posture should be the onset of the disease, at this moment, let alone pierce with an awl, scald with water, it is a sword to add to the body, unloaded eight pieces, I am afraid it will be difficult to wake up." ”
Cao Min frowned and said, "Night wandering disease? ”
Xia Silin arched his hand and said: "Yes, this is a family disease, sometimes it acts strangely at night, sometimes it sleeps like death, and the rooster wakes up naturally, but I don't remember everything that happened at night." ”
Cao Min frowned and thought, he had heard of nocturnal wandering syndrome, but it was the first time he had seen it, that day he was sitting idle in the Tianfu Teahouse, and had heard people talk about the Beicheng farmer Hou Laoqi suffering from nocturnal wandering syndrome, and got up in the middle of the night to carry his own ploughing cattle and plough rake to the field, and smoothed out several acres of heaven and earth by the moonlight, and washed his hands and feet at the fourth watch and came back to sleep; In the morning, I was sore but I didn't know why, I remembered that there were still several acres of fields to be leveled in the morning, so I pulled the oxen to carry the plough to plough the fields, and found that the ridges of the fields had already been leveled and neat. If it hadn't been for a man who got up in the middle of the night and saw him pulling a cow out of the house, no one would have known about it.
Today, I heard that Su Jin was suffering from night travel, and compared the two, I believed it a little.
"Did the rooster wake up on its own? Now it's only two more, and I can't wait until the rooster crows, so this Wu student said that there is a powerful ghost of cannibalism in this room, and this matter has to be asked overnight, since you are his cousin, is there a way to wake him up? ”
Xia Silin said: "There is a way, but Cao teaches adults, and it may be difficult to remember all the things he did during his night tour, and the students are afraid that you won't be able to ask anything." ”
"Let's wake him up." Cao Min waved his hand and said, I am tired to death today, and I made such a strange thing in the middle of the night, I was frightened just now, I broke out in a cold sweat, and my heart was also very irritable.
Xia Silin saw that his face was displeased, and he didn't dare to say much, so he had to climb up and collapse, blushing, stretched out his Qianqian jade hand, probed Su Jin's face, and said silently in his heart: "The saint is above, the slave family is not interested in going on a blind date with the man's skin, but there is nothing to be done, so I ask the saint to forgive the sins." ”
While chattering, according to the method taught by Su Jin, he pretended to rub a pair of small hands around Su Jin's forehead, rubbed his forehead, and began to rub his eyebrows, then his cheeks, mouth, and ears.
Su Jin is secretly cool, although the technique is rusty, but this is a full set of ancient facial massages, and he tricked Xia Silin to help him massage by the way, which can be regarded as his reward for pretending to be a ghost for her.
The more Xia Silin rubbed it, the more he felt that he had been deceived, and in front of everyone's eyes, he actually took the initiative to touch a man's face, especially when he rubbed the corners of his mouth, he obviously felt that Su Jin's mouth was kissing his palm, and his whole body was sore, and he was almost out of breath.
After rubbing it for a long time, Su Jin still hadn't woken up, Xia Silin understood a little, he wore a dark energy on his hand, and pinched Su Jin's earlobe, Su Jin felt a pain and crawled up; Xia Silin hurriedly got off the cold floor, and secretly smug in his heart: If you are asked to pretend, you can't be polite with this guy.
Su Jin sat on the couch, opened his eyes, and seemed to be startled when he saw a crowd in front of him, and the lights were bright, his body shrank back, and said in a panic: "Who are you waiting for?" Why did you break into my room in the middle of the night, and there is no royal law in the academy? ”
Xia Silin looked at him, secretly admired his good acting, and said, "Cousin Su, you have woken up, your night wandering syndrome has flareed up again." ”
Su Jin put on his clothes indiscriminately, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you sleep well for your brother, you will be guilty of night travel." ”
Xia Silin couldn't help but laugh and said: "Besides, Lord Cao has been here for a long time, and he can't wake you up when he screams, and he can't wake you up when he shouts, so I have no choice but to wake you up with a family heirloom." ”
Su Jin suddenly realized: "I see, I said that this pinna hurts so much, every time I wake up with a family heirloom, my ears always hurt terribly, it turns out that you did a good thing." ”
Xia Silin's face turned red, and he glanced at him and stopped talking.
Cao Min shouted: "Su Jin, do you have the symptoms of night travel?" ”
Su Jin scratched his head and said: "Yes, there is no way to do the family's disease, but fortunately, it only occurs at night, and it is harmless to others." ”
Cao Min was depressed: harmless to others, the entire academy was turned upside down by you, and you said that it was harmless to others; Holding back his breath at the moment, he said, "Why didn't you inform the academy in advance?" ”
Su Jinqi said: "This is personal privacy, should the academy also know about it?" Is there a rule that people with nocturnal wandering syndrome are not allowed to enter the school? ”
Cao Min said in a deep voice: "That's not true, it's just that you have such an illness, you have to say hello in advance, you see, the entire academy has been woken up by you, and you will also scare Wu Hengxin, a student in the same room, half to death, do you remember?" ”
Su Jin was stunned and said, "Will there be such a thing?" ”
Wu Hengxin understood at this moment that this was caused by Su Jin's night wandering syndrome, not the evil ghost, so he was bold and said angrily: "You are still pretending to be confused, you look at what kind of appearance you have made in this house, you have to explain it clearly today." ”
Su Jinyou looked around, his acting skills were superb, his eyes were confused, he swept the mess all over the ground, and suddenly cried and shouted with a sad face: "My bad chicken feet, who ate my chicken feet." ”
Everyone was startled, and they didn't know what he was talking about, but they saw Su Jin grab the ground with both hands and pick up Bai Shengsheng's two mutilated chicken feet with a red and unknown thing, and said angrily: "Who stole food, broke into the lower bedroom, and stole my chicken feet, and actually dipped my gourd sauce, who is so lacking in virtue?" ”
Everyone saw him beating his chest and screaming loudly, all of them were like falling into the clouds, Su Jin vented, pointed at Wu Hengsheng and said: "It must be you, I bought it back and hid it in the cabinet at night, only you saw it, do you say it's you?" ”
Wu Hengxin hurriedly waved his hand and said: "I didn't eat, I really didn't eat, I don't like to eat chicken feet, I like to eat chicken butts; Besides, I never eat gourd sauce, I always eat leeks and garlic, you don't wronged a good person. ”
Su Jin grabbed him and made a mess, Cao Min scratched his head, things made him anxious, first said that there were evil ghosts eating children's hands, why is it now that the bad chicken feet are dipped in gourd sauce, seeing the two pushing and arguing endlessly, Cao Min looked at this, looked at that, and had nowhere to start.