Zhang Nan's words are not empty words, the Japanese are accustomed to making complete preparations before doing anything, as if it were a war of aggression against China, this is not a temporary plan, but the result of years of planning.

Japan's first invasion of China was from 1592 to 1598, during the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, the Japanese Toyotomi regime twice led an army of more than 100,000 people to invade, the main purpose was to conquer the Ming Dynasty in China at that time, but the main battlefield was in Goryeo.

Japan's second invasion of China was the Sino-Japanese War in 1894. The Qing Dynasty Navy Division was defeated, the Beiyang Navy Division was annihilated, and it was forced to sign the Treaty of Shimonoseki. Before and after this battle, China suffered heavy losses.

Japan's third invasion of China was in 1900, when the Eight-Nation Coalition invaded China, and Japan was also one of the Eight-Nation Alliance, and after the war, China was forced to sign the Treaty of Xincho.

During the period of the Republic of China, Japan did not stop preparing, planning, and carrying out activities to invade China during this period.

As early as the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, Japan coveted China and sent personnel to secretly enter the country for surveying and mapping. On the eve of the First Sino-Japanese War, Japan had already drawn a military map of Korea and China's northeast region, of which the Liaodong Peninsula, the Shandong Peninsula, and the topography along the Bohai Sea were the focus of the drawing, and every hill and road on the map was clearly visible. During the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, China found from a military map captured by the Japanese army that the military map they surveyed and mapped even marked a tree and a house in an important area very clearly.

More than 1,000 maps of the Japanese invasion of China, the Longhai Railway Line built in 1932, and the Xitong Highway, which was opened to traffic at that time, were clearly marked on the Japanese army's operational map.

This pathological obsession with aggression against China, as well as pre-war preparations, led to the success of each invasion. Although the dispatch of envoys to the Tang Dynasty was a historical necessity, Zhang Nan did not believe that this group of Japanese would be indifferent when they heard about or knew about the existence of those weapons in the military academy.

"If the emperor doesn't believe it, he can invite the envoys of the Wa Kingdom to come in, and you can ask them what their idea is." Zhang Nan's confident appearance made Li Er suspicious, so he said to Liu Bing beside him: "Go, the envoy of the Xuanwei Kingdom will meet you." ”

The courtiers also had the attitude of wanting to see what this small Wa Kingdom was thinking.

Soon, a diminutive Japanese was brought in.

When I arrived at the main hall of the Taiji Palace, the envoy of the Japanese Kingdom respectfully saluted like Li Er, although the Chinese of the Japanese envoy was not very standard, but it sounded a little interesting.

"Inugami Mita has seen Emperor Tang." Inugami Mita looked respectful.

After Li Er heard the name Inougami Mita, he was a little curious, someone would actually use the dog as a surname, and it was actually a five-character name. Li Er smiled and said, "The dog messenger is exempt." After speaking, Li Er couldn't hold back his laughter, and actually laughed out loud.

Li Er smiled like this, and the courtiers also laughed, especially Cheng Yanjin, who didn't have the demeanor of a general, patted his thighs and laughed.

When Sandian heard Li Er call himself a dog messenger, he was immediately embarrassed, and when he was about to explain, Zhang Nan took the first step and said: "Your Majesty, you don't know this, this dog messenger is not surnamed Dog, his surname is Doggami, and Sandian is his name." Zhang Nan said as if he was engaged in popular science.

When Inugami Mita heard that there were still people who knew him so well, he immediately had a lot of good feelings towards Zhang Nan.

"Oh? That's a bit of a lonely thing, but it's really rare that there are dogs with surnames in this world. Li Erdao.

"Your Majesty, in fact, the names of the Japanese people are easy to remember, and the surnames of the Japanese people have special meanings, not nonsense." Zhang Nan laughed dryly, and then decided to do something.

When Inugami Mita heard that his surname actually had a special meaning, he was suddenly a little strange, after all, he didn't know about it, so how could this Tang Dynasty official know?

"Since everyone wants to hear it, I'll tell you about it. Although the place is small, the people are very aggressive, although they call it war, but in fact it is a group fight between several villages. Zhang Nan said with a smile.

As soon as Zhang Nan's words came out, they immediately attracted the ridicule of the courtiers, and even Xiao Yu and Wei Zheng, who had always been serious, couldn't hold back their laughter, but soon coughed twice and returned to normal.

In fact, Japan was really not much in the Tang Dynasty, and the "Old Tang Book" also said: Those who are Japanese are also ancient Japanese slaves. Go to Gyeongshi 14,000 miles, in the southeast sea of Silla. Living on the mountain island, the east and west travel in May, the north and south in March, the world and China are connected. In his country, there is no city to live in, and wood is used as a fence and grass is used as a house.

Therefore, the officials looked at this dog and Mita as if they were indigenous.

"Although it's just a few villages fighting in groups, but there will still be deaths, what should I do if the man is dead, the woman brings her own bedding to the field, and when she sees a man, she will do things like a man and a woman, anyway, the most important thing is to keep the fire of the Japanese country, are you right, General Cheng." Zhang Nan smiled and turned his head to ask Cheng Jindao.

"Hey, that's a good method, it's amazing." Cheng Yanjin was also very cooperative.

Compared with the ill-intentioned laughter of the military general group, the civil official group is hiding their faces as if they have heard something shameful, and for such a skinless and faceless method, it can be regarded as refreshing the lower limit of those civil officials who are familiar with the saint's rites.

"Alright, Qingquan, tell me what the name is." Although Li Er wanted to laugh, he still held back, at least the majesty that he should have as the king of a country still has to have, of course, Li Er has already decided in his heart, and he must ask Zhang Nan in detail whether this matter is true in the future.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, that's it, you adults can think about it, this matter of men and women is messed up whether they know each other or not, but if you have a child, you don't know who the child's father is, are you right? Therefore, the Japanese people came up with a good way, where to do the things of men and women, whatever the surname. Zhang Nan said with a smile.

When everyone heard this, they were all shocked, and they all looked like they were still doing this kind of operation.

"Just like our canine messenger, it may be that there is a dog under the body when doing things for men and women, so let's call it a dog." Zhang Nan continued.

The courtiers, who had been smiling and enduring very hard, all laughed out loud after listening to Zhang Nan's words, and even Li Er couldn't hold it back anymore and laughed out loud.