Chapter 213: Expedition Poem
As soon as the sky was bright, Zhang Nan quietly got up from the bed, but Cui Yue was still asleep, this was Zhang Nan's daily routine, because he had to go to Li Er's place to "check in". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Nan stood at the door of the mansion, looked up at the snow that was still falling in the sky, and couldn't help but lament: "All evil feudalism, this kind of weather is that you should lie in bed, and then sleep again, and finally get up to eat is the right way, why torture me so much." ”
Although today is Cui Yue's birthday, Zhang Nan wants to surprise Cui Yue when he comes together in the morning, but Li Er's early dynasty still can't be absent.
After Zhang Nan arrived at the Taiji Palace and stood still, looking at the somewhat empty hall, Zhang Nan was still a little uncomfortable, the place where the generals should have stood was now empty, and the war against the Turks Li Er basically sent out all the generals who were called the number one in the Tang Dynasty, which also caused the situation that only Wenchen was left in the early dynasty.
The early dynasty came and went like that, Zhang Nan was confused when he heard it, he didn't play it, he didn't care about anything, and it was useless to listen to it, so Zhang Nan chose to be a horse and sleep standing up.
Li Er saw this guy who dared to sleep in the morning court at a glance, and after sneering, he said, "Have you all read today's "Datang Daily"? ”
When the ministers heard this, they all shook their heads, and the ministers generally saw the newspapers of the day when they arrived at the office, but before the early dynasty, the newspaper sellers had not yet started selling newspapers, so the ministers all shook their heads.
"I saw a nice little poem in the newspaper today, and I want to read it with all of you." Li Er said with a smile.
Looking at the curious looks of the ministers, Li Er took out the newspaper and read it slowly: "Three thousand weak water, only take one scoop to drink; Thousands of delicate roses, picking a single branch; The sky is full of stars, and I only see a mang; The sea of people is vast, and you are the only one. ”
"What do you think of this poem, Wuji, you can tell me." After Li Er finished reading, he put the newspaper on the bookcase and asked.
The eldest grandson Wuji was named, so he had to stand up and say: "If you go back to the emperor, although the words and sentences of this poem are acceptable, but the rhyme is slightly lacking, so the minister thinks it is not a very good poem." ”
"Well, Xuan Ling, tell me what you think." Li Er asked Fang Xuanling again.
"If you go back to the emperor, the minister's opinion is similar to that of the eldest grandson." Fang Xuanling also arched his hand and said.
"Oh, is it so hard that no one thinks this poem is well written? Qingquan, you can tell me. Li Er asked Zhang Nan, who was incarnated as a horse. However, Zhang Nan was named, and there was no reaction at all, and all the ministers looked at it curiously, only to find that Zhang Nan was sleeping again.
Cui Shao hurriedly gave the official beside Zhang Nan a look and asked the official to call Zhang Nan.
The official quietly pulled Zhang Nan's sleeve. It took a long time to wake up Zhang Nan.
Li Er saw that Zhang Nan had woken up, so he shouted: "Qingquan, what crime should you be guilty of." ”
When Zhang Nan heard that someone had convicted him, he subconsciously shouted out, "The minister is wronged." After Zhang Nan finished shouting, he amused the ministers in the court. From this point of view, Zhang Nan is very suitable for being an official.
Cui Shao saw Zhang Nan's subconscious reaction, and he also covered his face, how could he recruit such a shameful son-in-law.
"Oh? Wronged, tell me how I wronged you. Li Er couldn't cry or laugh when he sat on the dragon chair, and this unjust shout was really powerful.
When Zhang Nan heard Li Er ask, he came to his senses, and thought to himself, yes, I didn't commit any crimes, what did I do wrong? So Zhang Nan said to Li Er: "The minister dares to ask the emperor, what is the crime of the minister?" ”
"Oh, isn't it a felony to privately occupy the resources of the imperial court?" Li Er said with a smile.
"When did the minister privately occupy the resources of the imperial court? The minister has always been a clean breeze with two sleeves, that is honest and honest, and the government is for the people. Zhang Nan casually said what modern officials love to say.
Li Er heard what Zhang Nan said, rolled his eyes, and said in his heart: "You govern for the people, you don't even have a ghost under your hands, and you still govern for the people." ”
"You privately published your poems in the "Datang Daily", isn't it so difficult that it can be regarded as occupying the resources of the imperial court?" Li Er shook the newspaper in his hand.
"Your Majesty, what you said, the minister is a serious contribution, didn't the emperor, also agree to the publication of this poem? So how can it be considered private appropriation? How can the affairs of the scholars be considered private. Zhang Nan said with wide eyes.
Scholar? What kind of scholar are you, you can't even write. Li Er secretly complained in his heart.
Today's "Datang Daily" has opened an additional poetry column, and there is an endless stream of poems submitted every day, Ma Zhou and they all reviewed the remaining five or six articles before giving them to Li Er, but there was only one poem submitted for review yesterday, that is, Zhang Nan's article, Li Er felt strange, and after careful questioning, he learned that Zhang Nan's wife was going to celebrate her birthday, and Zhang Nan wrote it for his wife.
Originally, Li Er felt that this poem was not qualified to be listed in the "Tang Daily", but this poem was written by Zhang Nan, and Li Er also sold his personal favor to Zhang Nan.
So Li Er reluctantly let this poem appear in the "Datang Daily", and took over today Zhang Nan actually told himself that he was getting it from the submission, not counting the back door, which made Li Er a little annoyed, obviously he sold it to Zhang Nan, but this guy didn't appreciate it.
"Is this poem made by Qingquan? It shouldn't be, Qingquan, what you did in this poem is a big failure. Xiao Yu stroked her beard and asked with a strange expression.
There is a reason why Xiao Yu is so strange, after all, the poems that Zhang Nan took out before are all famous through the ages, like "Shi Shuo" and the like, even the hypnotic poems made when he married Cui Yue are regarded as classics among the classics by the scholars of Chang'an City, but today's poem is far from qualified.
"Yes, Qingquan's talent is obvious to all, this poem should not be made by Qingquan." Yu Shinan also looked incredulous.
"Eh, you don't know, this article is made by nature, and it is a clever trick. Yesterday, I didn't hold my hand properly, so I took this poem, and I ask you not to be surprised. Zhang Nan arched his hand and said.
"Oh? Yes, but I just decided that you were privately occupying the resources of the imperial court, and now I will give you a chance, the army of the Tang Dynasty is about to go out, Qingquan, you will make a poem in the hall to cheer up the soldiers, if you can't do it, I will deal with you as a crime of corruption. Li Erpi said with a smile, if the emperor is unreasonable, no one can stop him.