Taoist priests are unemployed, and there are generally two situations. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The first is like Li Chunfeng now, the magic weapon of establishing a life is broken, and sooner or later he will be disliked by the boss. If it were not for the great financial improvement of Zhenguan in 5678 and the successive victories in military diplomacy, Li Shimin, as the chairman of the board of directors who was not completely legitimate, still needed someone to whitewash it.

Obey the will of the people and follow the principles of heaven. These six words are easy to understand, and the first half of the sentence is interpreted as "Shunmin", which means just fool around. The main thing is the second half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence is the fooling of the first half of the sentence.

The main job of the scholars is to help the boss to engage in the spiritual civilization construction of "Shun the people", and later this work has a more appropriate description - on behalf of the herdsmen of the Son of Heaven.

It is not terrible to win the country, and it is not terrible to be in the right position, but what is terrible is that no one blows the conch and wakes the flag and shouts. As a Taoist priest, Li Chunfeng's father, Huang Guanzi Li Bo, successfully became the secretary of the Secretariat of the Imperial Interpretation of Tianli of the Li Tang Dynasty because of shorting "Yang Hualuo" and longing "Li Huakai".

Li Dong is happy to kill his brother and slaughter his brother, this thing can't be done just by relying on the little brothers to show their pectoralis muscles and the axes in their hands, don't people rely on clothes? So the Taoist priests of the Taishi Bureau, whose mathematics was a hobby, took up the work of the Yin and Yang families of the Han Dynasty and touched some alabaster on the faces of Li Dong, Li Dong's father and ancestors.

White, tender and pure!

However, this work can't be done all the time, if one day, an emperor like Li Dong suddenly discovered: into the mother, I am now on the left green dragon and the right white tiger and the old cow on the waist, God blocks and kills God and Buddha block Buddha, what else do you need a bicycle?

So it is not difficult to see that Li Dong, who has been in Zhenguan for eight years, no longer needs to rely on the grease and whitewashing of "conforming to the will of heaven". He relied on strength, on 200,000 Tang Army soldiers, on millions of internal funds, on the four heavenly kings at the same time, and on the turtle version of the imperial examination three times a year......

Therefore, Li Dong didn't need to touch the alabaster in the first place, Li Chunfeng and Li Daochang, who did the work of greasing and powdering, were hung up and beaten by two little ladies in the field of mathematics, and were forced to sing the song "My skateboard shoes", such an ending is very obvious.

There are two kinds of Taoist unemployment, this is the most peaceful and humane.

The other type of Taoist priest who is unemployed is more violent. For example, the Wudou Rice Sect in the late Han Dynasty, for example, the three brothers Zhang Jiao made a "The sky is dead, the yellow sky should stand, and the year is in Jiazi to feed the dog".

This kind of Taoist layoff is very creative, and special effects are added throughout the layoff, and hundreds of games can be produced after 1,500 years.

It is not difficult for laid-off Taoist priests to re-employ, mainly because if they can be Taoist priests in these years, they must be rich and willful. King Sun Yao is known as a poor man, but someone on his ancestors has done the prince's horse washing, and Wei Zheng has also done this work.

As for Li Chunfeng, he will definitely not be the sloppy Taoist priest in the words of the novelist. On the contrary, he is now old, and I think that back then, the seventeen-year-old Li Chunfeng went to Li Dong to get a full-time meal ticket through Liu Wenjing's recommendation.

After Li Dong was named the king of Qin by the old chairman, Li Chunfeng joined the army as the secretary of the Qin Palace.

In other words, when Li Chunfeng was as old as Zhang De, he was already an old comrade-in-arms of Li Dong......

Originally, he was a promising young man and a strategist, so he had to draw a water in the six departments, and the twelve guards were bright. However, in recent years, there has been "women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and men are afraid of entering the wrong industry", and the application of mathematics kills people.

In the first year of Zhenguan, he watched his old comrades-in-arms and brothers wear gold and silver, and he could only silently pretend to be forced in the Taishi Bureau, which was really bad.

And this year, he pays more attention to "family style", because Li Chunfeng's father Li Bo is not a Taoist priest as an official, and he also has a book "Astronomical Elephant Fu". So Li Chunfeng, who has a "family history", if you do something else, it will be a waste and exile of your own learning.

This is the same as Hou Junji, he often asks himself: You say that I am a hooligan in Fengzhou, why did I come to the Western Regions?

Therefore, when society, the world, the environment, the family, and oneself are all forcing themselves to devote themselves to this industry, and they really plan to work hard for a lifetime, suddenly their jobs are smashed, how ...... is this Angeli!

was smashed in his thirties, still in Chang'an, this is simply an enhanced version of the mid-life crisis.

Li Chunfeng has the heart to kill.

And all this is because of "Calculus", "Calculus" is simply bad and should be banned!

But Li Daochang couldn't really kill people, so he thought that if he fell to this point, someone else had to be responsible. He didn't have the face to go to Jiucheng Palace to spit sour water with Li Dongla's feelings, and he didn't have the face to trouble Wu Shunniang and Wu Meiniang, so he had to find the source of all this.

The original source.

That year, spring blossomed; That year, the good man had a safe life.

Lao Zhang watched Li Chunfeng spit sour water in front of him, and then sighed, and was very resentful.

Although as an engineering dog, Lao Zhang has reservations about fortune-telling, but Lao Zhang has read Journey to the West and knows that the Taoist chief who smashed the fortune-telling booth by the Dragon King of Jinghe is called Yuan Shoucheng, Yuan Shoucheng is Yuan Tiangang's uncle, and Yuan Tiangang's partner is Li Chunfeng, and the two of them later made a fuss about the oil...... pushed the back picture out, and for a while, the later poor sour cuo made more money by making a living from this than by Cao Xueqin.

Lao Zhang didn't know how many rooms there were in the Red Mansion, but Lao Zhang knew that whether it was a Red Mansion or a Green Building, there were oil pushes in them...... Push back items.

I think that at the beginning, Lao Zhang patted the liberal arts leaders on the drilling platform, and the leader, as a posture element, immediately pointed to the self-motivated engineering dog and told Lao Zhang that pushing the back picture This is a big prophecy, and it is a study of the changes in heaven and the world.

The engineering dog is very diligent in learning, indicating that he understands the relationship between Tui Beitu and heaven and earth.

Many years later, Lao Zhang also watched TV to know that there was indeed a push back in heaven and earth...... The leader clearly sees that thousands of miles is high.

Therefore, although Zhang De is an engineering dog, he also knows Li Chunfeng, and he knows that Li Chunfeng is very outstanding and different.

Li Chunfeng, who is immortal, after 1,500 years, there must be a handful of fan girls begging "Oba vigorously me don't stop".

And now, Li Chunfeng, who is a fairy, looked at the Liangfeng County man with a bitter face, saying that he wanted to let the Liangfeng County man be in charge of his life.

"Daoist Li, although the official is very sympathetic to the Daoist's plight, the official doesn't have any good suggestions. However, if the Taoist wants to learn the arithmetic of the Wu girl, the official will not be stingy, and he will definitely teach him. ”

"Don't talk to me about arithmetic—"

Li Chunfeng raised his voice, and the middle-aged career crisis made Li Chunfeng very irritable.

"Uh...... The Taoist chief is unwilling to learn arithmetic, so what is he doing here with this official? ”

Lao Zhang is very strange, you especially said that Lao Tzu is responsible, no matter what Lao Tzu thinks, he just needs to teach you a set of advanced mathematics (I).

But why don't you learn it? Hypocritical, very pretentious.

However, Li Daochang showed the same eyes that Cui Shen saw Zhang De at the beginning, and said very seriously: "Zhang Gongbu...... Zhang Gongbu is a very person, known as a person who knows people, and he came here...... I want to let Zhang Gongbu see what else I can do in the future......"

“……”

What do you say? What kind of Taoist priest are you, running Lao Tzu a "craftsman" here, saying that let Lao Tzu help see what he can do in the future?

Is Lao Tzu a fortune teller or are you a fortune teller?!

However, Li Chunfeng can't blast out, he doesn't go to Li Dong to cry, that's his own business. If outsiders want to make big news about him by pointing to this matter, will Li Dong pretend to be blind?

Therefore, Li Chunfeng still has to be entertained and courteous.

So Zhang De thought about it a little disgustingly, and suddenly his eyes rolled, and he showed a kind smile, and said to Li Chunfeng: "Daochang Li, since there is no way out at the moment, it is better to practice in the WTO." At present, there are many fangs in the mountains, many of them are ignorant and ignorant, and they worship demons and ghosts, and this kind of atmosphere encourages evil spirits to demagogue, and often instigates ignorant fangs to rebel. ”

As soon as Lao Zhang opened his mouth, Li Chunfeng, such a smart person, instantly surged with strength in his heart. What Zhang De wanted to say, he understood in an instant.