When the shopkeeper saw five fingers stretched out, he asked in surprise, "What?" Want five taels of silver? ”

The shopkeeper smiled and shook his head.

"What? The shopkeeper's won't be fifty taels, right? When the shopkeeper asked this, the stunned expression was simply indescribable in words.

The shopkeeper smiled and nodded.

The shopkeeper stayed for a long time before asking, "The shopkeeper, isn't it a little too dark?" This rabbit is worth a tael of silver at most! ”

"Black? Hehe, don't you kid see it? The shopkeeper asked.

The shopkeeper asked, "What do you see?" ”

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Don't you see that these people are rich and noble people who are not bad for money?" ”

"It's too expensive to roast rabbits all the time! People are rich, I'm afraid they won't be able to make fifty taels of silver for one meal! Your rabbit costs fifty taels? The shopkeeper said in astonishment.

The shopkeeper said, "Yes, this rabbit is fifty taels, which is indeed a bit expensive." ”

"What? Somewhat expensive? It should be too expensive. The shopkeeper said in astonishment.

The shopkeeper smiled, but asked, "Boy, do you know how much silver a lobster is eaten by the people along the coast?" ”

"How much? Why can't you use fifty taels? The shopkeeper said.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he smiled again and said, "Let me tell you, it's fifty taels." ”

"What? A shrimp costs fifty taels? After listening to the shopkeeper's words, the three views have been completely subverted.

The shopkeeper nodded and said, "That's right, it's fifty taels, not much, not much." ”

"Oh my boy. A shrimp is fifty taels, and Lao Tzu only earns fifteen taels a year. Does this still make people live! The shopkeeper said that he was about to cry. I only hate this world in my heart, it's too cruel. And he is too small.

I only heard the shopkeeper smile and say, "It's all eaten by rich people, even I don't dare to think about it." ”

The shopkeeper is still standing. The shopkeeper called out and said, "Hey, did you hear me?" ”

"Huh?" The shopkeeper came back to his senses and asked.

The shopkeeper said impatiently, "You, I don't understand after talking to you too much." In this way, I won't say more, and when they finish eating and check out, you will say that the rabbit is fifty taels and one piece, and as for those wild vegetables, they are not worth much, so they will be given away. However, those untouched fish and meat must be charged, just, according to the original price, it is not considered to slaughter them. ”

Listening to the shopkeeper's words, the shopkeeper was stunned again.

The shopkeeper patted the shopkeeper on the head and said, "Did you hear me?" ”

"Huh? Yes! I heard it, I heard it. The shopkeeper said.

"Just listen to it and do it for a while." The shopkeeper said.

The shopkeeper asked: "But the shopkeeper, how much silver is this rabbit worth, can the guest officer not know?" W-what do you want me to say? ”

After listening to the words of the shopkeeper who was full of embarrassment and doubts, he smiled and said, "Your kid's head is a pig's head?" Why don't you open your mind? ”

The shopkeeper touched the back of his head and said, "If I were smart, would I still work for you?" ”

"Hehe, that's a truth. Let me tell you, when you say this, you will say that this hare is the snow hare of Changdang Mountain, which is extremely uncommon and very precious, so it is only fifty taels! The shopkeeper said with a smile.

The shopkeeper still asked suspiciously: "Shopkeeper, is it okay to say this?" ”

The shopkeeper said impatiently, "Just do what I say." After speaking, he waved his sleeves and walked away.

But the shopkeeper had a bitter face and a helpless face. He is an honest man who is not only not good at lying and deceiving people, but also hates those liars. Obviously, he was aware of it at this point. The shop where I work is a black shop. The shopkeeper is a big liar. Although those guest officials are rich, they can't cheat people's money like this!

Thinking of this, the shopkeeper let out a long breath and held his breath in his chest. But it didn't work, and I still felt panicked in my chest. However, the most difficult thing for him was how to deceive. He felt like he couldn't open his mouth.

In the end, this is a complete cowardice for the shopkeeper. He felt he couldn't lie. So he went to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper was sitting in a rocking chair outside the store, eating hot tea.

In this cold late autumn, sitting under the withered grape trellis and drinking a sip of hot tea is indeed a pleasure.

"How do you pull it? Done settling the score? When the shopkeeper saw the shopkeeper standing beside him, he raised his eyes and asked.

The shopkeeper said bluntly: "Shopkeeper, what you handed over to me, the small one can't do it." ”

"What can't be done?" The shopkeeper leaned over and asked. With a look of displeasure on his face.

The shopkeeper said, "You asked me to deceive people." ”

Hearing the word deception, the shopkeeper immediately got up from the rocking chair, and then looked east and west, for fear of being heard by outsiders.

"Whisper to me." The shopkeeper whispered in disgust.

"I ......" the shopkeeper only said one word helplessly.

"What's wrong with you?" The shopkeeper asked.

The shopkeeper said: "Shopkeeper, you better find someone else to do this!" I can't do it. ”

"Is someone else a debt collector?" The shopkeeper asked.

The shopkeeper shook his head and said, "No." ”

The shopkeeper asked, "Are you collecting the bills?" ”

"Yes!" The shopkeeper nodded and said.

"That's not it. Tell me, who else is there besides you who has the right to receive money for food? The shopkeeper asked with a smile.

The shopkeeper shook his head and said, "No." ”

"Then you don't go yet." The shopkeeper said. With a somewhat commanding tone.

"Huh!" The shopkeeper answered, turned around and left.

looked at the shopkeeper who walked away, the shopkeeper ate and laughed, and then lay down on the rocking chair leisurely. Take a sip of hot tea and hum a little tune in your mouth.

The shopkeeper walked into the restaurant and was about to go upstairs, when he suddenly said to himself, "Huh? Isn't that right? Am I not going to tell the shopkeeper not to deceive people? Why did I go again? ”

As he spoke, he suddenly patted the back of his head with his hand and scolded: "Zhang San'er, Zhang San, why are you confused?" How did the old lady teach you? Can't lie. ”

After speaking, the shopkeeper was reincarnated into a restaurant again. Walk towards the shop where the rocking chair is leaning. He was a skinny man who walked like a cat.

And the shopkeeper hummed a little tune, and he didn't hear the shopkeeper standing in front of him at all.

The shopkeeper stood for a while, and suddenly shouted, "Shopkeeper." ”

"Wow! Who is it! And the shopkeeper jumped up.