Only the boss slaps an employee to a sweet date, where have you ever heard of an employee slapping the boss and then stuffing a rock candy?

He died.

So Lao Zhang was called by one of the few eunuchs in the inner province who wore scarlet robes, and the old inner eunuch actually didn't like to run to Zhang De's pickled territory in the west of the city. More share, at a glance, there are still Hu people living in Puning Fang. Although many of the people who have been castrated in the palace are Hu barbarians, they are their own people.

After Zhang Gongjin moved to the east of the city, this Dingyuan County Mansion was still kept, but the plaque was changed, and the word "Zhangfu" was written: Zhangfu.

Mainly for fear of overstepping the system, a baron lives in the mansion of a county duke, and must not be sprayed to death by the poor and crazy imperial historians? The Kaiyuan Tongbao used in the imperial history is better than being stuffed directly to the emperor.

"How did Shi Gong come in person? Forgiveness of sins and forgiveness of sins. ”

A few small yellow doors came in to offer condolences, and Lao Zhang, who was staring at the sugar factory's production, came out of the workshop, and Uncle Tan asked the four bodyguards to directly move a purple wood box out.

As soon as he heard that it was Shi Dazhong, the inner chamberlain, who was here, Zhang De's cute little face was not cute in an instant. This is so special, Li Dong is endless, right?

Shi Dazhong was also a little annoyed, sighed and said, "Da Lang, let's go." ”

"Hey, let's go, let's go......"

Then Uncle Tan silently asked the four bodyguards to carry the box to Shi Dazhong's carriage, and the carriage creaked. To be a eunuch to do from the three products, Shi Dazhong has no regrets in this life, besides, following Emperor Taizong for so many years, he has worked hard, and he is ready to retire next year, whether he can make enough money, it depends on this year's market.

He was a Turkic man, and his ancestors were displaced because of the Turkic split, and he was overshadowed by Emperor Wen of Sui, and the whole family was completely dead. Later, he had no choice, gritted his teeth and became a cow and a horse, and it took him thirty years to have a good person in his life. I also cut off the two taels of flesh in the crotch of my pants.

At that time in the Tiance General's Mansion, Shi Dazhong was still an errand runner, and several of his predecessors who promoted him retired honorably, and he only changed into a scarlet robe in the second year of Zhenguan and became the first person in the Tang Dynasty eunuch party.

It's a pity that it's no problem to meet a wise and martial emperor, and you can't catch it if you want to. How many of those Zixungui take him as a person? The eldest grandson Wuji also came over every once in a while to ask if the emperor had a bang with his sister......

It's not easy to do work these days.

But when he retires next year, it's time to run, and the nephew of Zou Guogong's family is really ...... Good guys. Good.

Shi Dazhong glanced at the boxes on the car, and sighed in a low voice: "One time is enough to eat for ten years, it would be great if I could come every day." ”

But it's still very annoying, I don't know whether the emperor wants to beat children or stuff sausages, and I can't figure out the inner servant of the Sacred Heart, so it's hard.

"Shi Gong, Your Majesty is in a good mood?"

"Tsk, Dalang, don't ask. Recently, I don't know what a saint means, and a few silver bowls in the palace have been broken, but they often reward us, I don't understand......"

How does this sound like a 21st century girlfriend? Zhang De blinked, and Lao Tzu gave you a box of money, why did you give Lao Tzu this?

"However, if you have to say it, the saint has been diligent in going to the East Palace recently. In the past, he often urged His Royal Highness King Yue to study and read. ”

When it comes to King Yue, Lao Zhang also thinks that Li Dong is a psychopath. I killed my brother and my brother to take the position, how many years did it take for the legitimacy to be settled? Why doesn't the eldest son practice well, and he hugs the second child every day to play family fun, I don't know if this will make people misunderstand?

Again, it's okay if you hurt the second child, why do you always pay for him to hold a banquet from the inside, and when it's over, you have to call the sons and daughters of Xungui to come over and praise the literary talents, it's disgusting, okay?

As soon as he remembered that the three heroes of the Cheng family touched his beard and slapped his heart hair, he brazenly said that His Royal Highness King Yue is good, His Royal Highness King Yue is croaking, Lao Zhang wanted to lift the table.

"Shi Gong has worked hard."

"You're welcome."

Hei Fengliu parked outside the palace and walked into the palace.

Although Shi Dazhong is old, his health is good, and he doesn't breathe after walking a few miles, which shows that being a eunuch also needs to exercise.

The body is indeed the capital of the revolution.

The road thief was very far away, in the Yuannuma Palace in Beiyuan, and when he went, he saw Li Dong beating people's legs there...... Li Dong gave people a leg beating?!

Lao Zhang's eyes bulged, and then he glanced at the old man on the couch, and suddenly lowered his head.

Your uncle, Li Yuan is in good spirits.

Then he stood, then Li Dong continued to beat his legs, Li Yuan continued to enjoy, and there were several in their thirties who were peeling strange fruits and stuffing them into Li Yuan's mouth. There were also a bunch of palace girls looking at him as if they were looking at Pixiu.

"Why don't you talk when you come?"

Li Yuan sat up, Li Dong stopped beating his father's legs, and then stood there condescendingly looking at Zhang De.

"The king didn't say anything, and the minister didn't dare to speak."

"Hush."

it! You are the image of the emperor pay attention!

Li Shimin sneered without grace: "Some people say that Hongshen is a sycophant, and you are his nephew, what do you think?" ”

I'm not Li Yuanfang, what can I think?

Lao Zhang, who was bitter in his heart, bowed his head and said: "If the loyal monarch is patriotic and patriotic, it can be regarded as sycophancy, and the minister hopes that the more sycophants in the Tang Dynasty, the better......"

"Aye, I see. I didn't lie to you, this son's clever words make the lust and cunning extremely hateful. ”

Li Dong turned his head and said to Li Yuan.

Gao Zu's eyes were a little complicated, Pei Lin was not over yet, anyway, the whole world said that this kid was harmed. But after all, he was the former chairman, and Li Yuan didn't come up and said that he would hold him down, and the old man would deal with him. Li Yuan, who was nursing here, sat on the soft pillow and asked with a smile: "My father's talent is unprecedented, and it is a pity that he could not be used by me back then." ”

"The emperor won the award, but he only sighed that his deceased father was blessed, and he failed to achieve the righteousness of the monarch and minister."

"Zhang De."

"The minister is here."

"Have you ever been married?"

Lao Zhang Gadian took a moment and hurriedly said: "There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village, who has exchanged birthdays. ”

Xiao Fang......

Li Dong's face darkened, Li Yuan's face became even darker, and the originally excited little faces of the group of palace girls condensed.

In fact, it is easy to understand, young and handsome and chic, the uncle at home is Guogong, and he is a baron, a local tyrant in Jiangnan, and he can see the broad guy in Chang'an, and he can be a wife for such a young man, can his life be worse?

What about the princess of the Tang Dynasty? To live a harmonious life, it all depends on whether the family is rich or not. However, whether the family is rich or not depends on the mood of the father.

Therefore, instead of counting on the fathers and emperors, it is better to count on the old husbands.

Lao Zhang saw that Li Dong was catching a toad and soaking in urine, and he didn't want to let himself go. As for it, it's only a few million, but it's only a fraction of Datang's fiscal revenue.

"Get out."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Lao Zhang suddenly smeared oil on the soles of his feet and prepared to slip away, this is a place of right and wrong, it is good to stay for a second less.

"Stop!"

Li Dong snorted, "If Xiaofang and 'Baishi Jinglun' are all fabricated, do you know the consequences?" ”

Well, the mentally retarded master who is called "Baishi Jinglun" by the people of the rivers and lakes is very powerful, Qu Jiangwen will slap the face of the Tang Emperor, and he will not explain.

So, there is a girl named Xiaofang in the village, how to get around?

Lao Zhang was thinking in his heart about letting Uncle Tan go back to Jiangyin when he left the palace, but Li Yuan smiled: "The foolish woman in the village, she is a good match, go back and retreat." ”

"The emperor is groomed, the so-called wife of the chaff cannot be abandoned, although the minister is young, he also knows the ...... virtue"

"Shut up! I looked at it in the past, and I was afraid that it wasn't because my father saw that you were quite immoral, so he named him Zhang De. At a young age, you dare to refuse my kindness many times and again, what do you want? ”

Damn, I know that I can use the leadership to suppress people, and you have the ability to snatch the money.

"Yes, what Your Majesty said is very true, and the minister has no virtue."

Facing Lao Zhang, who was not afraid of boiling water for a dead pig, Li Dong almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he was angry, but he shouted with a puff of his sleeve robe: "I can't let you go today, if you don't show some sincerity, you won't go back!" ”

This is completely shameless, are you still not the emperor?

What does it mean to show some sincerity, isn't it just to let Lao Tzu obediently pay tribute. So far, Lao Tzu is not the sole proprietor of this matter. What a few loyal dogs under your hands, all of them bite the meat without chewing.

In broad daylight, blackmail and extort courtiers, you, the emperor, are really awesome.

"Your Majesty, this sincerity ...... How sincere should you be? ”

Li Dong raised his eyebrows: "Why are you generous?" Could it be that he saw that he was in the East Palace, and he wanted to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix? ”

Not again.

Lao Zhang directly gave up the treatment: "Your Majesty, the minister is not a person who sucks carbuncles and licks hemorrhoids, and the sky can see it." ”

"Oops, stop playing dumb riddles, sincerity, sincerity!"

Li Yuan frowned impatiently, with a look of disgust.

"Uh...... The emperor, speaking of sincerity, the minister has a case here, but I hope the emperor will help you to refer to one or two. ”

"Tell me about it."

Gao Zu sat up straight, and then beckoned a group of girls to come and take a seat: "You all come and listen, whether you can live a good life when you marry in the future, just point to this kid." ”

Damn, Lao Tzu humanoid meal ticket?