Chapter 490: Forced Women's Clothing
This misty spring rain has been raining all day, although it is not dark at this time, but Brother Shi looked up at the gloomy sky, but felt that it was not possible for the rain to stop.
"Lao Yang, you stop the car, I'll get down and take a walk!" After crossing the stone bridge by Mingyang Lake, because I was about to enter the city, the speed of catching the car was also much slower, basically the same as walking. Brother Shi, who had been bored all the way, said a word to Lao Yang.
Lao Yang heard it, and glanced at Shi Yuan, who got out of the car at this time, holding the oil-paper umbrella dropped by Baihua in his hand, wearing his cloth clothes, revealing half of his calf, but opened his mouth to persuade: "Shi Gongzi, you are dressed like this, I am afraid that you will attract people's attention, not to mention that if you want to enter the city, you are only afraid of ......."
"I'm afraid of an egg!" Brother Shi didn't wait for Lao Yang to finish speaking, so he burst into a foul mouth, and then continued: "Lao Tzu is not without clothes, I want to see that those soldiers dare to stop Lao Tzu!" Stop it! ”
Shi Yuan seemed to be inexplicably angry, and Lao Yang reluctantly stopped the car. He jumped out of the car, then held the oil-paper umbrella in his hand, wore a cloth shirt that looked a little shabby, exposed half of his calves, and walked towards Jinling City strangely...... And Lao Yang drove the car and followed him.
Because the emperor of Nanqing transferred all the local troops to the frontier, now except for Yangzhou, the soldiers guarding the city gates in other places are only the soldiers of the prefects in various places. And the purpose is similar to that of the soldiers who defended the city in Yangzhou, all to prevent those refugees from breaking into the city.
Jinling was going to hold a Jiangnan poetry meeting in the middle of the month, so Luo Haotian, the prefect of Jinling, rushed all the beggars and refugees in Jinling to Yangzhou in the name of this.
Although beggars and refugees are being driven to Yangzhou from all over the south of the Yangtze River, there is no such a resolute decision as Luo Haotian did.
It's also strange to say, this Luo Haotian doesn't know that the tendon is wrong, for this matter, it can be said that it took a lot of effort. It took two months, and even at the junction of Yangzhou and Jinling, let those soldiers guard it, for fear that those refugees would cross the border! And during this period, more than 100 refugees were killed by him!
But even under such cruel means, this Jinling is becoming more and more prosperous because of the Jiangnan poetry meeting! This was the first "Jiangnan Poetry Meeting" after the armistice between Nanqing and Beiqing, and it can be said that the momentum was very large. Among them, Luo Haotian's vigorous promotion has played a very key role.
Although it was raining at this time, there were not so many people on the official road outside Jinling City compared with the sunny days in the past, but there were also a lot of people.
During the Qingming Dynasty, it rained a lot, but it was also a good season for these literati and scholars to recite poems and write words.
It's just that the rain in Qingming yesterday was too heavy, and it was really not suitable to go out. Therefore, this drizzle after Qingming is just the right time for them.
At this time, it was already evening, and those talented people who had been playing by Mingyang Lake for a day also walked towards Jinling City. Suddenly, when he saw Brother Shi who was dressed so strangely, he couldn't help but point his fingers.
"Didn't you say that the beggars in Jinling were all driven to Yangzhou? How can there still be this man......"
"I don't think this man is a beggar, look at the oil-paper umbrella he is holding in his hand, that is the craftsmanship of Lu Ji in the city! Looking at him, he looks more like a fool! ”
"Tsk...... Stay away from him, it's not good if this fool starts beating people! ”
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Although these people felt that Brother Shi was dressed strangely, they had never seen dresses or anything like that. Therefore, no one thinks that Shi Yuan is wearing "women's clothes".
Brother Shi is different, the reason why he didn't want to wear Lao Yang's clothes before was not because it was shabby. It's just that he was dressed a little ill-fitting, exposing his arms and half of his calves, which was too much like a dress...... Therefore, Brother Shi didn't want to wear it.
But Brother Shi, who has always been very arrogant, now that he has put it on, he doesn't care very much about it. What's more, these people haven't seen what a dress looks like.
Therefore, now when he sees those scholars who are pointing fingers and talking about him, thinking that he is a refugee somewhere, Brother Shi feels very unhappy.
He listened to the discussion of these people and wanted to scold, but when the words came to his lips, he endured it again...... Because he feels that scolding these people cannot vent his hatred!
Teacher Shi, I'm going to teach them a lesson today!
Brother Shi said secretly in his heart, and then, he saw him stop suddenly. Then he gently pulled up the cloth clothes, revealing his thighs full of leg hair, and stretched them out gently, and then looked at a few scholars who were looking at him not far away, and asked coquettishly: "Is it good-looking?" ”
When those scholars saw Shi Yuan's appearance, they forcibly swallowed their thoughts and shook their heads.
"It's not good-looking, you TM are okay, what are you staring at Lao Tzu? Is it because my Shi Ritian's fists are not hard enough, or are you TM bold? Yes? Seeing this, Brother Shi suddenly put down his clothes, put away his thighs full of leg hair, and scolded loudly at the people around him who were watching him.
It was raining and he was wearing an umbrella, so no one noticed him. Now that he shouted like this, the scholars and pedestrians around him, even if they didn't know him, knew that this man who was dressed strangely and behaved disgustingly was actually Shi Yuan, Shi Ritian, who was spreading in the city!
Brother Shi, who was famous, revealed his identity, and saw the pedestrians around him shouting in horror and running towards the city gate in the distance. The scholars who had been asked by him before were even more frightened and threw away the oil-paper umbrellas in their hands......
"! Lao Tzu is so sexy, he doesn't know how to appreciate it, it's really a bunch of turtles! Brother Shi looked at these scholars and pedestrians who were so frightened that they ran away, he smiled and scolded triumphantly......
It's as if he's happy with the result......
Lao Yang, who was following him and was driving the car, saw this situation, but he couldn't say a word at this time......
This Shi Gongzi, but he doesn't know where it is sacred, is it really ...... Bad customs to the extreme! It's just me, a coachman, who can't stand it anymore, let alone those scholars and talents who are full of benevolence, righteousness and etiquette? Alas...... Bad morals, bad morals!
Many days later, the storyteller in Jinling City added another one to the story of "The Biography of Shi Ritian":
In other words, on this day, it coincided with the fourth day of the third month after the Qingming Festival, and spring rain fell from the sky. This demon king Shi Yuan, traveled from Yangzhou to the outside of Jinling City, and saw that there were many handsome sons outside the city, so he had a bad heart!
But he saw him come down from the chariot of the Narim house:
Holding a Lu Ji's oil-paper umbrella in his hand, wearing a light blue vibrating waist support skirt, three thousand green silk curled up a loose cloud bun, casually wearing a painted silver belt, loosely tied with ink-colored palace polyester around the waist, obliquely inserted a flying butterfly holding silver flowers Huasheng, the light-colored tassels fell at will, the eyebrows were still a little cinnabar, and the graceful posture was graceful...... But it's a woman's outfit!
"Then is this Shi Ritian a man or a woman?"
"Humph! The demon king of the mixed world is the reincarnation of the demon star, and he is both male and female. On that day, outside Jinling City, those scholars and sons were fascinated by the appearance of this stone day, and they abandoned their umbrellas to show their goodwill......
Since then, Brother Shi has become a fairy-like figure in the mouths of those storytellers in Jinling City!
Throughout the ages, there have been women who have accompanied men, but this "forcibly" man dressed as a woman...... But he is the only one in the world, Shi Ritian is one ear!