Chapter 421: General, I want to pee
Hua Wu, who was the commander of the Dingnan Building, touched the spit on his face, and suddenly felt that he was extremely wronged today! He didn't expect that the son in front of him, who he couldn't afford to offend, would be such a number one person...... Coincidentally, at this time, things finally ushered in a little turnaround!
"Wait a minute!" Just when Hua Wu's face was full of confusion, Brother Shi had just walked to Qiao Feng's side. Suddenly, I heard someone shouting behind me.
This voice was very loud, Brother Shi heard it very clearly, and Brother Shi, who was annoyed in his heart, couldn't help but turn his head and look at the group of people who were still kneeling on the ground.
The field was still dark and oppressive, and everyone was like ostriches, burying their heads deep in the ground. And the person who shouted to Shi Yuan stood in the crowd, which seemed a little abrupt.
The man who stood up looked very young, about fifteen or sixteen years old, and his body looked very thin, because the armor he was wearing did not fit, and the whole armor was loose. But there was an indescribable fortitude in his eyes......
This abrupt shout made everyone look at him—including those who were kneeling on the ground.
Glancing at the thin man standing in the crowd, the corners of Brother Shi's mouth first raised slightly: Although it was late, he finally came! Thinking in his heart, he walked to Hua Wu, who was still in a daze, with a cold face, and without saying a word, he took the sword that Fang had just returned to the other party. Then he walked to the middle of the school yard and stuck the sword on the ground again......
"If you want to say anything, pull out this sword and come up to me and say it!" After doing all this, Brother Shi shouted loudly to the man, and then walked up the stone steps behind him again.
The man didn't hesitate at all, and when he heard Shi Yuan's words, he walked out of the kneeling crowd. And as he got closer, Brother Shi saw it clearly: his face looked very immature, his complexion was dark, there was a black mole on the corner of his mouth, he was not very old, and the forehead lines on his forehead were quite obvious......
And Brother Shi, who was standing on the stone steps, didn't speak from beginning to end, just looked at him quietly. And he walked up to the sword, and then tried to pull the sword off the ground with one hand, but I don't know if it was because he didn't eat, or because he was too weak, he didn't react to the sword!
However, he did not give in, so he threw the spear he held in his hand to the ground, gritted his teeth, and spat on his hand twice, and then grasped the hilt of the sword with both hands, and pulled it out with all his might...... This time, the sword was pulled out by him, but because of excessive force and inertia, the moment he pulled out the sword, his body fell straight backwards and fell to the ground.
The person who was kneeling on the ground couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw him so funny. But afraid of Shi Yuan's obscenity, no one dared to laugh out loud. But the man who fell to the ground did not react. stood up, patted the dirt on his body, and hurriedly walked to Shi Yuan's side and handed the sword over.
Although the other party behaved very clumsy during the whole process, Brother Shi still took the sword he handed over: "You ......"
"I want to pee!" Brother Shi was about to ask, but the other party suddenly interrupted him impatiently. And he also said this extremely strange reason......
I want to pee...... This sentence was like magic, penetrating Brother Shi's eardrums and reaching his thoughts...... I was stunned in place.
"General! I want to pee! Seeing that Shi Yuan didn't react for a long time, the man shouted again.
"Good...... You...... You pee! Hearing the man's shout again, he subconsciously spoke. Because at this time, his brain circuits have not fully reacted.
And the man heard it, so he really took off his pants without saying a word and took out the dick!
He was standing facing Shi Yuan, and it seemed a little rude to think about it for a while. Then he turned to face the kneeling men......
He seemed to have really held back for too long, and as soon as he turned around, Brother Shi heard a "dong dong" sound like spring water pouring on the ground, followed by a strong smell of urine......
This guy looks a little angry! Brother Shi looked at the golden liquid and thought silently in his heart......
"You...... You're fucking peeing here! Brother Shi, who smelled the smell of urine, reacted from his shock. Looking at the man who was shaking with his back to him, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
The man who was trembling couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Brother Shi's words, and then he didn't even have time to put on his pants, and then he turned around and said to Shi Yuan...... General, you just told me to pee! ”
"I ...... I ......" Brother Shi pointed at the man with his finger, and couldn't say a word for a long time, until a long time, then he sighed deeply, patted the man's shoulder and said, "You are really a fucking talent!" And that man, after hearing Brother Shi's words, actually touched his head a little embarrassed, and smiled at Shi Yuan, as if Brother Shi really praised him.
"Laugh ass! Hurry up and put on my pants! Looking at the appearance of the man holding his pants in his hands, Brother Shi couldn't help but say another foul word. The man, then, quickly put away his smile and fastened the belt around his waist.
The strong smell of urine, coupled with the fact that Fang Qiang had eaten two dry foods, made Brother Shi feel a little sick to his stomach for a while. He moved to the side, then beckoned to the bewildered man and called him over.
"What's your name?" Brother Shi calmed down his brain circuits that he couldn't keep up with, and then looked at the people who were kneeling on the ground and secretly looking at this side, and asked casually.
"General, my name is Yue Fei." The man who walked to Shi Yuan's side replied a little awkwardly.
"Yue Fei! You...... You...... Called Yue Fei? Brother Shi, who had just calmed down in his heart, subconsciously called out casually, but just as he was about to ask, he couldn't help but be shocked again, feeling that his brain was a little short-circuited again-Yue Fei? Lao Tzu, this is a celebrity again? It's just that...... Why does it feel like this Yue Fei is a bit ...... It's a bit abnormal!
"General...... How...... What's wrong? Seeing that Shi Yuan didn't speak for a long time, the man asked again.
Brother Shi reacted when he heard the sound, came back to his senses, and shook his head at Yue Fei again: "It's okay...... You go eat! ”
"Huh?" Hearing Brother Shi's words, this time he changed to Yue Fei and hesitated. He really couldn't hold back his pee, so he stood up. It's just that I didn't expect such an unexpected move to have such a harvest!
When Brother Shi saw the other party hesitating, he felt a little bad again, and asked with some curiosity: "You can't be real, you just want to tell me that you want to pee, right?" ”
"Right...... That's right! Yue Fei's answer was still so simple and honest, straightforward and unpretentious.
Brother Shi was also a little speechless about this, he really couldn't connect the honest and upright man in front of him with that famous general through the ages. So after Brother Shi finished speaking, he shook his head in disappointment...... But then again, it's better to be able to stand up with a soak of urine than someone who is scared to pee on their crotch!
(End of chapter)