Today's lunch, the Queen Mother of the two palaces is still passing together, and in the past ten months, the Queen Mother of the two palaces met for the first time, and the first time they passed the meal together. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When passing the meal, Cixi thought, will this be the last time the sister and son will pass the meal together?

There are two reasons why the queen mother of the two palaces will develop the habit of passing the meal together: the first is that "the two palaces are respected together, and the curtain is lowered to listen to the government", and the queen mother of the two palaces wants to use the light of the meal to discuss state affairs; Second, when he first started to "listen to politics", Mu Zong was still young and had to follow the emperor to pass the meal together, at that time, in a sense, Mu Zong was the "glue" of the sisters and sons.

Now, these two reasons, the second, no longer exist; The first one is about to cease to exist.

Who sighs in secret?

After the meal, Cixi said, "Do you want me to accompany my sister to take a walk in the garden, walk around, and eliminate food?" ”

In the past, this was a very natural thing, but Ci'an hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay! It's just, uh, I'm a little ...... Uh, tired, let's take a nap and then please take me around, okay? ”

Cixi smiled slightly, "Good! My sister is running back and forth, and she should really be tired. ”

There was a hint of sarcasm in his words, but Ci'an didn't hear it.

In fact, Cixi knew that Ci'an's "tiredness" was to quickly inform Guan Zhuofan of the process and results of "negotiations" with herself.

The queen mother of the two palaces has the habit of taking a nap, Ci'an does not take a nap, whatever she wants, Cixi does not care, what about herself - I originally thought that there are so many things in my heart, this nap must be unsteady, what is the material, I have not been on the pillow for a long time, and I fell asleep soundly.

She is a woman who can afford to take and put down.

After taking a nap, Ci'an did not ask Cixi to take her "for a walk" as she said before, because Guan Zhuofan came over to "ask for training".

Face.

In the hearts of both of them, there are thousands of words, and they both have feelings that they don't know where to start.

In the bedroom, there was a strange silence.

Shifting the time, Cixi decided: to get straight to the point, if nothing else, if it doesn't matter, don't say a word.

"It's not that I can't trust you," she began, "but a woman's name is no better than anything else—"

Speaking of this, he stared at Guan Zhuofan tightly, "For women, face is more important than life-what do you say?" ”

The implication is clear: I can ignore my life, what else can you threaten me? Therefore, to wash away the stigma of "evil poison", you must give me a solid explanation, don't think about perfunctory and fool me!

I have promised you everything I can promise you, and now, it's up to you!

"Yes!"

Guan Zhuofan agreed heavily.

After a pause, he said in a deep voice, "What kind of thing is this? Dare to be a little negligent? The Queen Mother said, 'For women, face is more important than life' - the minister does not dare to discuss mercy, the minister only knows that the queen mother's name is far more important than the minister's body and the minister's life! ”

Cixi knew that he was duplicitous, but she couldn't help but feel a trace of bitter sweetness in her heart, calmed down her mind a little, and said, "Okay—what are you going to do?" ”

"Back to the Queen Mother," Guan Zhuofan said, "Before, the palace 'body check' only checked the palace maids, not the eunuchs. ”

Cixi was stunned: Eunuch? "Evil Poison" ...... What's the matter with the eunuch?

It doesn't work......

"'Check-up,'" her tone was slightly puzzled, "is it that the eunuchs have not been checked—so what?" ”

"Back to the Queen Mother," Guan Zhuofan said slowly, "'Bayberry' is outstanding, although it can be copulated by men and women, but Longyang's fetish, broken sleeves are good, and generally can be contaminated with 'bayberry'." ”

Cixi didn't react at the beginning, "Longyang's example" and "the good of broken sleeves", what is it? After thinking about it, his eyes suddenly widened slightly: "You mean...... Men and men? ”

"Yes!"

"Huh?"

Cixi couldn't help but be stunned, her face turned slightly red, and she was a little struggling to speak: "Men and men ...... 'bayberry', uh, this...... Can it really ...... Is that so? ”

"How dare the minister deceive the Queen Mother?" Guan Zhuofan said, "It's true! ”

"Ah......h

There is nothing you dare not "deceive" me, but this matter should not be deceived by me - it is useless to lie to me alone, I am not the only one who believes it, and the "evil" sewage poured on me will be washed away - everyone must believe it.

Besides, I have a long mouth and eyes, and I can ask people and check books.

Thinking of this, Cixi's heartbeat couldn't help but speed up - she is a very talented woman, Guan Zhuofan "what is going to do", he has already vaguely guessed a few points.

"Before Emperor Mu Zongyi was alive," Guan Zhuofan said, "when I wasn't in the study, I was always accompanied by a group of little eunuchs, playing games, wrestling, and playing Buku together—"

After a pause, "I think that there may not be no 'evil' in this class of little eunuchs, so ...... Contaminated with holy bows. ”

Really!

But—

It doesn't make sense!

"But—" Cixi's face turned even redder, and it was very difficult to say what she said below, "Eunuch...... It's inhumane......"

"Back to the Empress Dowager," Guan Zhuofan said, "Emperor Mu Zongyi is humane. ”

"Ah...... ...... to the

Cixi's face was as red as fire, and she scolded in her heart: Why am I so stupid?

But—

Still is...... It's not a big deal.

"Uh......" Cixi sneered, but still asked, "However, the 'evil poison' of this eunuch is ...... Where did it come from? ”

The royal sister calmed down a little, and her face was not so red.

"Back to the Queen Mother," Guan Zhuofan said, "Palace maids can't leave the palace, but eunuchs can't leave the palace." ”

"Ah......h

Cixi's heart was suddenly shocked.

At this point, Guan Zhuofan's "plan" has been clear and clear:

A little eunuch beside Mu Zong was contaminated with "bayberry" outside the palace, and when he returned to the palace, Mu Zong took him to "get angry", so the "evil poison" was given to Mu Zong.

Unbelievable, but ...... Impeccable.

It's very simple:

A certain little eunuch was suddenly arrested, and the reason is unknown. A few days later, the man was sent out of the palace, and from then on, the world evaporated, and no one knew where he went, dead or alive?

Then, if the news came out: the person who was found out was infected with "evil poison...... What "evil poison"? Hey, it was to send Emperor Muzong back to heaven...... Uh, no, the Bintian kind!

Yes? That's not Yang-

That's right, it's "bayberry"! Hehe, sometimes, I have to ...... "warm the bed" for Emperor Muzong at night! You get the idea?

Yes? In this way, Emperor Muzong's "evil poison" is...... Where did you hit him?

Isn't!

He...... He is a eunuch, how can he ......

How could it not? Let me tell you, this is who, outside the palace, there is a good ...... It's not a woman, it's a man - a rabbit, a husband! This old man was also arrested, and took a look at his clothes and pants, my mother, a bayberry sore!

Ouch hey, I see!

……

The people who handled this case, whether it was the imperial doctor or the guards, were all secretive, and some people asked about it on the side, or Wang Gu talked about him left and right, or only "hehe", and did not speak—in short, did not say a useful word.

Well, or, it's okay to leave it to Xuan Jun......

This kind of rumors about men and men - ah, no, men and people who are not men or women - are strange and sensational, too male and female ****, and are more willing to broadcast in the market, as for the "fetal poison", it is already false and difficult to understand, and the persuasion is not strong, let alone the "opponent" of this kind of rumors, coupled with the conscious arson and fueling the fire, the new rumors will definitely quickly dilute and replace the old rumors, so as to achieve the purpose of "washing".

This can be regarded as "fighting poison with poison".

There is another very important benefit to doing this:

Although Mu Zong was contaminated with "evil poison" in the palace, Ci'an basically did not have to bear the responsibility of "the palace is not severe".

If Mu Zong had an affair with a palace person, it was called "overdistance" at a lighter level, and "the palace ban collapsed" at a heavy point, and the queen mother, who presided over the harem at that time, would have to bear the responsibility of "the palace is not severe"; And if the person who has an "affair" with Mu Zong is a little eunuch, then Mu Zong's behavior is at most called "nonsense", and it has nothing to do with the big rules - if so, the queen mother and the queen mother do not have to be responsible for "the palace is not solemn".

Besides, who would have thought that he would get involved with the eunuchs! - Whoever changes will only stare at the "big deal with men and women", and they won't think about it!

So, alas, it's really no wonder that the Queen Mother is the Queen Mother.

If you follow Cixi's original path and plant the spoils on the Lu'er who was sent from Changchun Palace to Xinzhiku, Ci'an will have to bear the responsibility of "the palace is not severe", and this responsibility is twofold-

The first is that of Mu Zong and Lu'er—needless to say.

On the other hand, because the palace maid cannot leave the palace, Lu'er's "evil poison" must be infected in the palace, that is, Lu'er is in the palace and has fornication with men - this is an authentic "palace ban collapse".

This weight is much more serious than which one is heavier than Mu Zong and Lu'er!

After all, theoretically speaking, the palace maids in the Forbidden City are all "today" women, and even if Mu Zong and Lu'er have anything, they are just a few years in advance to "assert their own power"; However, if Lu'er has an affair with other men - the palace is strictly forbidden, and the defense of men and women is ineffective, what are you doing to eat the one in charge?

Also, since Lu'er's "evil poison" came from another man, this man must also be found. However, in reality, there is no such person in the world, where to find it? I have to plant another one - or the guard, or Sula, the battle line is getting longer and longer, and there are more and more loopholes, and if you are not careful, the matter will be messed up.

Mu Zong and the eunuchs are "messing around", it's different!

Mu Zong and the eunuchs "messed around", and the matter itself could not be put on the table; The eunuch's "good looks" are people outside the palace, and I can't find out who I arrested, or even, whether I caught it or not. All joints are in the clouds and fog, and externally, they can be vague and mysterious, and there is no need to give anyone any clear explanation.

In doing so, if there is any "side effect", it is that the dirty water that was originally poured on the body of the Queen Mother was splashed on Mu Zong.

In doing so, Cixi was not without apologies for Mu Zong, but in the end, her son had gone, and he was a man, and there was a difference between men and women—men's "honors" were not in these matters!

Also, Cixi thinks that this basin of water, splashed on herself, is called "dirty water", and when splashed on Mu Zong, it is not good to call it "dirty water".

Until now, Cixi still believes that the real situation must be that Mu Zong is "lucky" to have a palace person who is dyed with "bayberry", but this person can't be found now, or if he finds out, the "east side" is hidden and not reported. Anyway, for Mu Zong, it was just a replacement of the palace maid with a eunuch, and a woman with a "half-human" - there was no substantial difference.

Therefore, there is no such thing as "sewage".

The subtext is: I am innocent, but you ...... "deserve it".

Therefore, I don't have a big psychological burden to return this basin of sewage to you.

Cixi looked at Guan Zhuofan with extremely complicated eyes.

This method, at first glance, doesn't seem complicated, but-

It's a shame that he came up with it!

Anyway, I can't figure it out.

In the world, besides him, there is a second person, can you think of it?

That feeling came up again, and, unusually strongly—

This man is really ...... Unique.

It's a pity that he is not my man when he sees it!

*(To be continued.) )