Chapter 9: The Tao Gives Birth to One

Zhang De bought land to build a manor at the foot of the Son of Heaven, showing off his wealth nakedly, and a group of young ladies who had nothing to do went to the west of the city to go on a youth tour, learning what Wang Xie's family was back then.

However, the man from Liangfeng County has been thinking about a question recently, a few witty words about a certain textbook about how to rebel when he was in middle school.

One sentence is what is flowing in every pore of the capitalist? The other sentence seems to be complaining about a certain monotheistic religion, saying that milk and honey are flowing somewhere?

Lao Zhang doesn't remember.

So the male tiger in Liangfeng County was shocked, arranged the rice paper, and wrote a deafening golden and jade saying: Every pore of the capitalist is flowing with milk and honey.

"Arithmetic, Doyle Jr. If you don't learn from the classics, you are just a planner and an incompetent. ”

Some people in Guozijian pretended to be forced, and some people in Taixue pretended to be forced, but this did not affect Lao Zhang's mood.

After all, there are some lads these days who always want to get their attention and let themselves argue with them. Zhang De felt that he had evolved from Chang'an Oba to Chang'an Goddess, especially the young man who was too young to learn from the idle eggs.

"Shi Gong, does Your Majesty have any arrangements?"

I stuffed a gold ingot into my hand, it was a real gold ingot. Two or two more, the pressure is very strong. Giving China Resources gold coins was too ostentatious, Shi Dazhong didn't dare to accept it, and he didn't dare to give it away.

It is still a gold ingot, privately cast into a lump, and it does not take up space, and a thumb-sized one is used to send children and grandchildren, which is very decent.

Because he had to run errands for the queen, Shi Dazhong was also tired, but fortunately, the Jingluo track was relatively easy and not bumpy, and the old eunuch could suffer a lot less.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty is happy."

In fact, Shi Dazhong didn't come over on an errand, just because he was helping the queen run errands, so he ran diligently in the inner service province. After running like this, occasionally the emperor remembered something by the way, so he asked the old dog to take care of it a little more.

Those who can work harder.

"Oh? But the war in Liaodong? ”

"That's all there is to it now."

Shi Dazhong then whispered to Zhang De, "Goguryeo has begun to strengthen the walls and clear the wilderness, but Hou Shangshu is not in a hurry, he fights steadily, and those who die are all barbarians and righteous ......."

"Such brave and loyal people, if they die in battle, they should be buried with the courtesy of the Tang people."

Everyone loves to listen to auspicious words, anyway, 1,500 years later, the internationalist soldiers who are fighting cannons everywhere will die overseas, isn't it just a matter of a national flag covering a coffin? The real benefit of falling into the bag is nothing more than a green card.

According to the current policy of the Dingxiang Governor's Office, a Khitan man with a very internationalist spirit like Brother Dahe, if someone in his tribe dies, he must give Ming Luo a military salute according to the Tang Army.

In short, now that the moon in Datang is so round, everything is right, what is wrong is right, and what is right is still right.

The eunuch sent Zhang De to the place, and then Lao Zhang waited there.

I haven't seen Li Dong for a long time, Zhen Liyan said that his sperm survival rate is almost zero, and Lao Zhang can't help but pity those sets for the eldest grandson queen.

What a waste.

"Your Majesty has arrived!"

There is a stove burning in the warm pavilion, and it is not anthracite, but bamboo charcoal, willow charcoal, and pine charcoal, which is fragrant and expensive, but the heat is not enough.

Lao Zhang was respectful, and after saluting, the emperor sat on the Taishi chair loudly.

Now that this is popular, I don't like to kneel and sit in private, it's too tiring. The court meeting is still kneeling.

"What you did in every possible way, is this? Science? ”

Li Shimin was straightforward, wanted to find the answer, and asked Zhang De.

Lao Zhang was about to answer, but saw Li Shimin and said, "Sit down and talk first." ”

Then the attendant took a stool and placed it behind Zhang De. The stool was made of pine, gilded, with a velvet cushion embedded in it, wrapped in cotton...... The emperor is rich.

In these years, cotton cloth is still expensive.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

arched his hand, Lao Zhang didn't talk nonsense, and sat down directly. If you put it 1,500 years later, how many stools you will sit on in your buttocks, you will be particular about what you sit on half, what you sit on for one-third, and what you sit on empty. The highest level of sycophancy is to integrate sycophants into every bit of life, so that leaders will appreciate it.

Therefore, the corners of Li Dong's mouth twitched, and he always felt that the Jiangnan turtle in front of him disrespected him as an emperor through the ages.

"Give tea."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Lao Zhang was afraid of poison, so he didn't dare to drink it, so he moistened his lips.

"Arithmetic is what you want?"

"Wechen doesn't understand what His Majesty means......"

If it was five years ago, Lao Zhang would still tilt his head and smile and show a cute expression. Now, pretending to be stupid must be in accordance with the Basic Law, and you must be serious!

"Hmph."

Li Dong didn't plan to entangle with the Jiangnan turtle, so he picked up a cup of bird's tongue by himself, took a sip, and then looked ahead with unfocused eyes, "How to learn the Tao?" ”

Listen to what that means, right?

Zhang De pondered for a moment and whispered: "Lao Tzu said: Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things......"

Li Dong frowned, his family bragged that it was after Lao Dan. Everyone who is a father all over the world laughs, who hasn't called himself Lao Tzu to his own cub?

However, Li Dong's family still takes good care of Taoism, of course, Taoism is another matter, as for Buddhism, it is a historical legacy of the Northern Dynasties.

Liang Fengxian suddenly came up with such a sentence, which made Li Dong a little puzzled.

Of course, with the current status of engineering dogs, even if he yells "sweet tofu brains are eaten a little", Li Dong will not really convict him of "immorality", "insulting Sven" and "insulting the sages". At any time, whether it is a feudal centralized society or a society that generates electricity with love, only the strength of a hard state is the foundation of life.

This may be a bit "weapon-only", but as long as you are facing a creature like the "Emperor of the Ages", only strength can talk to them. Who can talk to Chairman Li, who is not a powerful person? Needless to say, the five four heavenly kings have their own dependence, the five surnames and the seven remnants of the Southern Dynasty, who is not the dominant party? So these people have the strength to speak.

And Lao Zhang is now qualified to play at the table. After all, if Lao Zhang stomped his feet, hundreds of thousands of people would have to be frightened. How is it also a small giant, a small tyrant.

"What do you mean by 'morality'?"

In fact, Lao Zhang has never studied the Tao Te Ching, but now the emperor is surnamed Li, and the ancestor of worship is Lao Dan, so leaning on this, you can pull a very big tiger skin with the people of the whole country.

After all, you can't just hit the emperor's face, even if it's the emperor's fake father's face.

"One, two, three, count. One, the beginning also. This is the foundation of arithmetic, the foundation. The Tao is one, and the Tao is also numerous. ”

Li Dong's eyes were bulging there, although he knew that the Jiangnan turtle in front of him had a criminal record, but such a serious nonsense still shocked him completely.

How can a person, a decent nobleman, a nobleman with a very great influence, be so shameless as to be so grandiose in front of the king of a country, so unchanging and?

Li Dong couldn't help but fall into a wave of contemplation, he must be contemplative!

However, Lao Zhang can't help it, he can't directly tell the people of the whole country: mathematics is the mother of all sciences! If you study philosophy, you must also study mathematics! Math is not only mom, but also dad!

Although the Indians had introduced the concept of "0" at this time, this did not prevent Lao Zhang from using the "Tao" of interpreting the universe, interpreting the world, and interpreting all mankind as a tiger skin. Even if the tiger skin can't be draped on the body, making it into a tiger skin skirt and carrying a stick can still scare people.

What Liang Feng County needs now is not King Wen of Zhou or Pythagoras, but how to brag to others, saying that when Lao Tzu interpreted the world back then, the first thing that came to mind was the "one" in mathematics.

Dao Shengyi, that's how awesome......

Then Lao Zhang faced that group of scholars, he could pretend to be an elder and point them out some life experiences: You people must first understand what "one" is called, and one is counting, so you must first understand mathematics.

It is definitely useless to throw the number theory directly, but this does not prevent Lao Zhang from teaching the bad children how to calculate the equal difference number series and the equal ratio number series, or hook three strands, four strings and five ......

Li Dong wanted to say: You are killing yourself!

However, the scene of the engineering dog, whether it is soul or body, has been mentally prepared, even if there is a day, his small note with "I have been imprisoned for 10,000 years" was excavated from the tomb of a man in Liangfeng County. (To be continued.) )