Chapter 729: Chaos (5)
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Soon after Xu Wei returned to his seat, Ge Huaimin and Li Zhihe came to the top of the building surrounded by a group of soldiers, Xu Wei pretended to be relieved and smiled: "The two adults can be regarded as arriving, come and come, I will introduce the Lord Fuzun." ”
Su Jin and everyone in the audience stood up, and listened to Xu Wei say: "This is Lord Ge, the commander of our Weizhou deployment, this is Lord Li, the supervisor of our Jingyuan Road sent by the emperor, two generals, this is our newly appointed Weizhou Governor Su Da, the three adults are close and close." ”
Su Jin arched his hand and smiled: "Look up for a long time!" ”
Li Zhihe smiled and bowed in return, Ge Huaimin casually arched his hand, his eyes only glanced casually at Su Jin, who was very rude and sat on the chair, picked up the chopsticks and stuffed a chopstick dish into his mouth.
Seeing that Ge Huaimin was rude, everyone secretly looked at Su Jin's face, and saw that Su Jin had no anger, they were both relieved and contemptuous of Su Jin, it seems that he is a young man after all, and he is still not strong in front of old rivers and lakes like Ge Huaimin, and he can only be resigned in the face of Ge Huaimin's ignorance.
Xu Wei hurriedly said: "Sit, sit, the two adults are coming, everyone is together, let's start, this dish is almost cold, fortunately, it is the middle of summer, and it doesn't hurt to be cooler." ”
Everyone said: "Yes, yes, it's better to eat when it's cold......"
Su Jin remained silent, and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, this Ge Huaimin was rude and rude, and he didn't take himself into account at all, this account was written down for him first, but Su Jin was actually more afraid of people like Ge Huaimin, the more rude and rude people were, the lower the weight in Su Jin's heart, for Su Jin, this kind of person is actually easy to deal with, on the contrary, Xu Wei and the smiling prison Li Da are strong enemies, they are the birthplace of bad water, and bear with it, and then make a calculation.
Everyone sat down, Xu Wei picked up the wine glass and drew a circle and said with a smile: "Today is for the new Lord Fuzun to pick up the wind and wash the dust, the capital is thousands of miles away, Lord Su rushed to the post along the way, in the future, we will have a person in charge of Weizhou City, let's raise a glass to welcome the arrival of Lord Su, in the future, Lord Fuzun will be sent, we have the responsibility to follow the Lord to benefit the people of Weizhou, guard the border town for the court, and serve the court." ”
Li Zhihe said with a smile: "That's right, pick up the wind and wash the dust for Lord Su, come on, everyone did it." ”
Everyone raised their glasses together, Su Jin also raised his glass and said with a smile: "Thanks to the love of all the adults, let the official feel like a spring breeze and feel like a return, I first came to Weizhou, my eyes were black, I didn't understand anything, I need more guidance and assistance from you in the future, if there is anything inappropriate, you need to point out that we are our own people after this glass of wine; Xu Tong is right, let's work together to fight against the western thieves and serve the court. ”
Everyone applauded one after another, so they raised their glasses and raised their necks to drink the wine in the glass.
Xu Wei took the silver chopsticks and gave Su Jinbu vegetables diligently, and the officials such as Cangsi and Punishment on the side also prepared vegetables for Li Zhihe and Ge Huaimin.
Su Jin picked up the wine in the cup and said to Ge Huaimin with a smile: "General Ge has a good appetite, it seems that he is busy with military affairs and can't take care of eating, I came to pay tribute to General Ge for a cup, and when I passed by Qinzhou, I heard the Han envoy mention that General Ge is the Dinghai Divine Needle of Weizhou City, and has fought off the nuisance of Western thieves several times, and tried to ensure that Weizhou is as stable as a mountain. ”
Ge Huaimin spit out a chicken bone, wiped his oily mouth with his sleeve, and squinted at Su Jindao: "Master Su, it's not my old Ge who refutes your face, I advise you to hurry up and lay a cover and go back to Beijing, I heard that you are this year's champion, it is not good to go to where to be an official, but come to this place where birds don't; My Lao Ge speaks straightforwardly, just like you, a white-faced scholar, a gust of northwest wind can blow you down, how to resist the western thief to serve the court, I'm afraid it's empty talk. ”
Everyone waited attentively for Su Jin's reaction, and knew that this Ge Huaimin would not make Su Jin feel better today, this Su Jin was obedient, and first toasted Ge Huaimin, but Lao Ge still didn't appreciate it, these words were tantamount to a slap in the face to Su Jin.
Su Jin smiled and said, "General Ge, according to your wishes, how should I give birth to the five major and three thick holes to gain a foothold here?" Appearance and figure are all the parents have no choice, the most important thing is to have a heart to serve the court, as long as the mind is firm, what difficulties can not be overcome? ”
Ge Huaimin laughed and said: "Interesting, someone actually taught me Lao Ge in person, forgive me for being rude, what you said is bullshit, what kind of bullshit words like firm intentions are written on the test paper of your imperial examination, it is okay to fool the ministers of the imperial court to get a fame, and it is worthless to put it here." Here, the northwest wind is like a burning knife, the hail the size of an egg is smashed down to the sky, the rice with sand is eaten when the battle is fought, and the muddy water full of mud and sand is drunk, the horse's hooves of the western thief may step on your head at some point, and have you heard the click of a scimitar cutting into a bone? You can survive three days like this, and my old brother counts you as capable, and it's useless to just talk about it. ”
Su Jin put down the wine glass and sneered: "Why have I never lived such a day?" ”
Ge Huaimin glared at Su Jin and said, "Anyone can brag, do you dare to make a bet with me?" ”
Su Jin said: "What are you betting on?" ”
Ge Huaimin said: "At a glance, I know that you are used to eating and drinking, I am afraid that I don't dare to kill a chicken with a knife, if I bet with you who will kill the most enemies on the battlefield, it will be bullying you; I have a delicacy in the northwest, and the big and small officials in Bianliang City also love to eat it, you must have eaten it, but today I bet you don't dare to eat it. ”
Su Jin said: "Jokes, since it is a delicacy that people eat, others can eat it, why can't I eat it." ”
Ge Huaimin didn't answer, and waved his hand to the soldiers outside the hall and beckoned, "Carry it up." ”
Two soldiers walked in carrying a large iron cage covered with a black cloth and placed it on a stone table next to it.
Two others carried a table in the open space, which was a strange one, with a large round hole in the middle, and the table top was divided into two halves and seemed to open and close.
Ge Huaimin looked at Su Jin and said, "Master Su, have you ever eaten monkey brains?" ”
Su Jin nodded and said, "I've eaten it, this is a popular delicacy in Bianliang City." ”
Ge Huaimin said, "It's good to eat, let's eat monkey brains today, I bet you don't dare to take a bite, my old Ge didn't embarrass you Lord Su, when the army is running out of food and water when the army is running out of food and water, we will eat everything, and if we catch monkeys and other game, we will naturally eat it, if you dare to eat this bite, I will count what you Lord Su said is not a fart." ”
Su Jin didn't know why Ge Huaimin was so confident, the monkey brain himself had naturally eaten, and he had eaten a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas in the capital, and there was no concept of wildlife protection in these years, not to mention that there were many beasts and insects in the mountains and wilderness, and slaughtering the ferocious beasts would not only not be punished, but the government would give a reward, to put it mildly, it was a monkey brain, tiger whip, leopard tail, and python meat Su Jin had also eaten a lot at the banquet in the capital, why was Ge Huaimin so convinced that he didn't dare to eat monkey brains?
Ge Huaimin stepped forward, rolled up his sleeves to reveal his swarthy arms, reached out and lifted the black cloth on the cage, and the iron cage was indeed filled with two fluffy monkeys, the two monkeys hugged each other and looked around in horror, squeaking in their mouths, as if they understood the coming fate.
"Master Su, these two monkeys took my brothers an afternoon to catch them on Longshan, and there was originally a female monkey, my brothers were greedy and roasted on the mountain, so we can only eat these two newborn monkeys."
Su Jin's heart was drumming, these two little monkeys looked quite pitiful, could it be that Ge Huaimin actually wanted to slaughter the monkeys in front of him for brain eating?
Ge Huaimin smiled, pointed to the monkey and said to Su Jin: "Lord Su has eaten monkey brains in the capital, I guess you ate monkey brains on a plate, pick up a cluster with chopsticks and cook them in boiling water, and then dip them in some green onions, ginger vinegar and other seasonings, right?" ”
Su Jin nodded and said, "Exactly." ”
Ge Huaimin said: "That kind of eating method is not popular in our northwest, the deliciousness of the monkey brain is covered by the taste of condiments, and it is a fart; Today, let's follow the eating method in the northwest, so that Lord Su also knows what is delicious in the world. ”
Su Jin chuckled in his heart, as if he knew something.
Ge Huaimin rubbed his hands, opened the cage door and reached in, grabbed the neck of a little monkey and pulled it out, the two little monkeys hugged tightly, screaming in horror, one paw still tightly grasped the iron bar of the cage and did not let go.
Ge Huaimin dragged out hard, the little monkey was anxious, and the bared teeth bit on his big black and thin hand, Ge Huaimin's rough skin and thick flesh monkey did not bite his hand, but a little pain annoyed Ge Huaimin, between which he let go of his palm and scolded repeatedly, the big slap of the pu fan slapped the biting little monkey and slapped it indiscriminately, so that the little monkey almost fainted with a nose and mouth bleed.
Su Jin scolded in his heart, this dog day is really poisonous, the little monkey looks like a child, so he couldn't do anything when he looked at that pitiful appearance, turned his head to look at the people on the seat, everyone looked at it with excitement and stretched their necks with a smile, and no one had compassion.
Ge Huaimin slapped a few times, and saw that the little monkey was dizzy and couldn't grasp the iron railing, so he grabbed his neck and took it out, and said with a smile: "Damn, the little beast is still unwilling, tell you, today you can enter our Lord Su's belly, that is the blessing you cultivated in your previous life, if it weren't for Lord Su to come to Weizhou, as our parents and officials in Weizhou, how could you have such an honor." ”
Su Jin almost burst into foul language, but he was burdened with this charge.