Chapter 923: Stunned
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Fang Zhiyue smiled faintly, "I know, you don't have to comfort me, just order it, I don't have a lot of food, just eat as much as you want!" ”
"How's that going to work? How do I know what you like to eat! Jiang Feng said unhappily.
Fang Zhiyue glanced at her beautiful eyes and said helplessly, "As long as you order it, I'll eat it, it's all right?!" ”
"Huh?"
Jiang Feng was stunned, and then said with bad intentions, "Hehe...... Sister Fang, that's what you said!! ”
"Waiter!"
"It's coming!!"
The middle-aged woman's voice came from outside the door, and a few seconds later, she walked in with a large iron pot.
"Do you have a pen?"
"We're ordering!!" Jiang Feng said lazily.
After the waiter put the pot down, he first poured a cup of tea for Jiang Feng and Fang Zhiyue, and then took out a small oil-stained notebook and pen from the apron in front of his waist and said, "You order, I'll write!" ”
"Are you sure you wrote?" Jiang Feng asked inexplicably, and then something suddenly sounded, and asked, "By the way, did those people downstairs order?" ”
"What for?"
"Are you still going to help them settle the bill?" The waiter said that Jiang Feng had previously said that he would complain to their boss, which undoubtedly left a bad impression in the waiter's heart.
"it!"
"What a joke!!"
"You tell me if they ordered food or not, it's all this nonsense!!" Jiang Feng said angrily.
The waiter twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a straight face, "None of them came, what dishes did they order??" ”
"So? Hey hey ......"
When Jiang Feng heard this, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth and sneered, as if he had some despicable plan.
"You've got it for me!!"
Jiang Feng pointed to the menu to the waiter, and said slowly, "As long as this menu is written in black and white, regardless of whether it is eaten or drunk, whether it is free or charged, give me a hundred copies of each!" ”
"Poof......
"Ahh
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry ......"
The tea that Fang Zhiyue had just eaten was immediately sprayed everywhere, and even the oil pot in the middle of the table was not spared.
Fang Zhiyue was stunned for two seconds, then hurriedly pulled a tissue from the table, wiped the water stains on the table and the edge of the iron pot in a panic, and finally was at a loss for the oil pot.
"What?"
"Surprised?" Jiang Feng asked with a smile in his hand, a little proud.
Fang Zhiyue's face rose a red glow, and she said to the waiter with a little embarrassment, "I'm sorry, please help us change the pot!" ”
"Why change?!" Jiang Feng said disapprovingly.
"I'm ...... Just now...... Saliva into the pot!! Fang Zhiyue said embarrassedly, "Waiter? Trouble ......"
"Hey, hey!"
Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the waiter who was in a daze, "Don't get distracted, go and serve us food!" ”
"Not ......"
The waiter plucked out his ears and asked in disbelief, "What did you just say?" ”
"Damn!"
Jiang Feng burst into a foul mouth unhappily, pointed to the menu and repeated, "As long as it's written on the menu, give us a hundred copies of each item!" ”
"Have you two finished eating?"
The waiter said loudly, and after speaking, he specially emphasized, "There are hundreds of dishes on the menu, and if you come with a hundred servings each, there are tens of thousands of servings!" ”
"I'm talking about what is on the menu, and those drinks!!"
"It doesn't matter if it's a bottle or a whole piece, give me a hundred copies!!"
"I'm not wrong, you didn't hear me wrong, don't care if I can finish eating, and don't worry if I can afford to pay, you just serve me food and it's over!!"
"Didn't you mean to embarrass us?"
"You also know that hot pot is mainly open at night, and we only have two waiters and two side dish workers at noon, so I am afraid that so many dishes will not be matched for you until tomorrow!!"
"Moreover, our dishes are all fresh, even those frozen goods do not have hundreds of reserves, all of them have to be bought fresh!!" The waiter said embarrassedly.
"Then go buy it!"
"It's okay, I can wait slowly!!" Jiang Feng said expressionlessly.
"Jiang Feng, what are you kidding?"
"It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to order tens of thousands of dishes! Besides, where are we going to eat so many dishes?? ”
Fang Zhiyue glanced at Jiang Feng dissatisfied, she just dropped her words, as long as Jiang Feng ordered it, she would eat it herself! Didn't Jiang Feng make it clear that he was sarcastic about himself? ?
"Oh, I don't want you to give money anyway, Sister Fang, you don't care so much!!" Jiang Feng said unhappily.
"Not ......"
"We're only going to have a dozen tables of food at most, and if they're all served to you, what will they eat for the bakery??"
The waiter's face was embarrassed, he felt that Jiang Feng was making things difficult for him, but he couldn't find the words to refute it.
"Humph!"
Jiang Feng snorted coldly, "Didn't you just say that they haven't ordered food yet, so what do you care about them?" ”
"How?"
"What do you mean by that as if you don't make money??"
"I can tell you, I ordered the food first, if you don't even put the dishes I ordered and serve them to others without permission, then I will think that you are disrespectful to me as a consumer, then don't blame me for reporting you to the Consumer Association!!"
Jiang Feng glared at the waiter dissatisfied, which immediately made her feel a mountain of pressure.
"Sir, I'm ...... I didn't mean that!! ”
"There are only a few of us at noon, if we are all busy for you, what about the guests below? Don't we care?? The waiter said with a sad face.
"You can wait until I'm done serving them later!!"
Jiang Feng said seriously, but he laughed secretly in his heart.
Hey......
That's what Lao Tzu wants!!
"This ......"
The waiter couldn't help but set her eyes on Fang Zhiyue, in her opinion, Jiang Feng was completely mischievous, and this woman was still more sensible.
Fang Zhiyue seemed to have heard Jiang Feng's voice, and understood that Jiang Feng wanted to fight for himself in front of his relatives.
But...... That's too much to pay, isn't it??
Is he worthy of it?
Besides, what is he trying to do for himself??
That's hundreds of thousands!!
Can you afford it yourself?
"Jiang Feng, don't make trouble!!"
Fang Zhiyue suddenly stood up and said with a serious face, "I know you are for my good, but I don't want to owe you a favor!" ”
Jiang Feng waved his hand and said helplessly, "Sister Fang, just sit down, I'm not for you, but for myself, have you forgotten the phone call I answered just now?" I don't know how many people will come!! ”
"What are you doing in a daze?"
"Serve!!"
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(End of chapter)